minecolonies ep 1

Rumor has it that the ghost of Blockbuster himself roams the server, haunting players who dare to stream movies instead of renting them. But don’t worry, our resident ex-Toys “R” Us employees are here to protect you with their toy swords and plastic shields.

If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the secret headquarters of the fallen Nokia empire, where players can craft indestructible phones that never run out of battery. And let’s not forget about the infamous AOL dial-up dungeon, where players must navigate through a maze of screeching modems to reach the treasure at the end.

So come join our wacky world of former corporate giants and see if you have what it takes to survive in a server where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional copyright infringement lawsuit).