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TSMP [roleplay]

alliances, Aventura, Collaborative, Community, custom mods, Discord, Events, Factions, Game, Immersive, Minecraft, misterio, player, Roleplay, Roleplaying, rules, Secrets, Servidor, smp, Story, TSMP, voice chat

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9764
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Mines Excavated:	1646	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TSMP \| Aventura, Mistério e Roleplay
Location	Brazil (🇧🇷)
Description	Bem-vindo à Ilha Smaragdus, um lugar cheio de segredos, aventuras e histórias épicas! Localizada em um arquipélago isolado, a ilha é controlada pela misteriosa OVI (Organização Visionária Imaginada), uma entidade poderosa e enigmática.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
O que te espera em Smaragdus?	Histórias interligadas, conflitos e alianças, cenário imersivo, narrativas dinâmicas.
Qual é o foco do servidor?	Roleplay colaborativo, onde suas escolhas e ações moldam o futuro da ilha.
Quais são as características principais?	Roleplay imersivo, mods personalizados, voice chat por proximidade, comunidade engajada.
Como posso participar?	Conecte-se à Ilha Smaragdus e descubra os segredos que a OVI e outros não querem que você saiba!

NOSSO DISCORD: https://discord.gg/APMq9QHc

Ethereal Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, beats, BIGGER….., CLARA, coffee, Company, Crashing, Drama, Ethereal, health, Holo, indie sad girls, Melty, next year, niji, outshines, phase, Phasing out, pippa, Realms, Remi, sad girls, Singers

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride! We’ve got sad girls, but indie ones are way cooler. Who even drinks coffee? Not us! Singers? Holo is where it’s at. Drama? Niji is the real deal. Clara is a mess waiting to happen. Remi’s health is a ticking time bomb. Pippa won’t survive if things get bigger. So join our server for a chaotic and unpredictable experience!

SMP Minecraft – Femdom SMP General

Biological women, Bloody Christmas Edition, bump limit, christmas lights, Dommes, femdom, Femdom General, general, greedy brat, little elf, loved ones, Minecraft, retards, Royal treatment, santa, Santa’s sack, smp, SUBS, Superior sex, TAS, tq, worshiping women

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship women as the superior sex and give them the royal treatment they deserve! Only biological women allowed, because we’re all about that girl power here.

Join us for our belated Bloody Christmas Edition, where we celebrate the holiday season in the most outrageous way possible. Dommes, would you rather be the Santa in charge or watch your sub try to do it while being a greedy brat? Subs, how would you handle being your domme’s little elf, preparing food and maybe even Christmas lights?

Don’t be a retard, enjoy the last week of the year with your loved ones and pay attention to the bump limit. Or else, you might find yourself in Santa’s sack for next year’s festivities!

Previous Edition: [link to previous thread]

So come on and join us for a wild and wacky time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast and worship those fabulous females!

KidMeSaysMCSMP

child version, Childhood, emotional well being, Future, Inner child, KidMeSaysMCSMP, mental health, past, personal growth, PRESENT, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-doubt, self-identity, self-validation

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchantments Applied:	147
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Bro, if you join this epic Minecraft SMP, you’ll be transported to a magical land where the child version of you will actually appear and ask if we turned out okay. And get this, if you say yes, you get a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. But if you say no, you have to fight a giant chicken with a mustache. It’s wild, bro. So come join us and let’s see if we turned out okay together!

CoolFandomsCraft

coolest fanbases, CoolFandomsCraft, dedicated fans, fan appreciation, fan community, fan culture, fan love, fan loyalty, fan pride, fan support, fan unity, Fandom, loyal fans, non-toxic fans, passionate fans, Positive community, positive fan culture, positive fanbase, positive fandom, Supportive fans, toxic fanbases

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65

Forget those toxic fanbases, come join our Minecraft server where the fanbase is so cool, they put the “ice” in “nice”! Our players are so chill, they could give Elsa a run for her money.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden diamond mine that led to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. The party was lit, the music was bumpin’, and the creepers were breakdancing like there was no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can tame even the wildest of dragons with just a flick of their wrist. Rumor has it they once rode a dragon into battle against an army of zombie pigmen and came out victorious.

So, if you’re tired of dealing with toxic fanbases and want to be a part of the coolest community in Minecraft, come join our server today. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

ArgenCraft vs RusBlock

alcohol consumption, alcohol policy, alcohol testing, ArgenCraft, argentina, breathalyzer test, diplomatic clash, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic incident, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic relations, diplomatic tensions, Dispute Resolution, foreign affairs, government protocol, international diplomacy, international relations, legal consequences, legal implications, political tensions, RusBlock, russia

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6787
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly, BOOM, a breathalyzer test appears out of nowhere. And guess what? It leads to a full-on diplomatic clash between Argentina and Russia! Like, how crazy is that?

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, and even have a pet llama that spits fireballs at creepers. Plus, every time you log on, a random celebrity will join the server and challenge you to a dance-off. Can you imagine Beyonce doing the floss dance in Minecraft? Because it totally happens here.

Oh, and did I mention that the server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of underwater basket weaving? Yeah, they’re the ones who keep everything running smoothly and make sure that the server is always full of surprises.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a sugar rush, then you definitely need to join us. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

Classic Prison

{Bedrock IP}, 100s of cosmetics, activities, airdrops, Blackmarket, Capes, Cell PvP, cells, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, costumes, Crates, Decent Amount of Players Now, Easy Progression, Fishing, Guards, Koth, modern gameplay, og, old school, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, WarZone events, WarZone Mine

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2870
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Emeralds Found:	581
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Server Information:

IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features:

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression:

-Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
-Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
-Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
-Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
-Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
-So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details:

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

PatarHD’s showcase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

GrooveCraft Server 1.20.4

1.20.4, celebration, cheerful, christmas, Daily Bust a Groove thread, family, Festive, Friends, Gifts, GrooveCraft, Happiness, holiday, joy, kiss, love, Memories, Mistletoe, romance, Server, sharing, special moment, tradition, V, Winter

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Emeralds Found:	3544	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

lololol i hope u didnt kiss a creeper instead xD

Join this Minecraft server if u wanna build ur own winter wonderland and make out with cute villagers under the mistletoe!

We got snowball fights, secret santa gift exchanges, and even a hot tub made of lava for those spicy moments 😉

Don’t miss out on the chance to celebrate Christmas all year round with us! Just watch out for any sneaky Endermen trying to steal ur presents hehehe.

Jim Furrnette’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, alter ego, bizarre situations, case of mistaken identity, confusion, doppelganger, double life, Epic, Furrnettes, identity crisis, jim, Jim Furrnette, lookalike, Minecraft, mistaken for a celebrity, mistaken for a famous person, mistaken for someone else, mistaken identity, mixed up, peculiar occurrences, secret identity, smp, strange coincidences, surreal experiences, twin stranger, unexpected encounters

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, say hello to Jim Furrnette! This server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!

Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with hilarious characters like Bob the Sheep Whisperer, who can communicate with sheep using only interpretive dance. And don’t forget about Sally the Spider Tamer, who rides around on a giant spider named Fluffy.

So what are you waiting for? Join Jim Furrnette today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the cows start breakdancing or the villagers declare war on the zombies. It’s a crazy ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in Jim Furrnette!

EternalDebate Minecraft SMP

ceaseless controversy, continuous debate, endless disagreement, eternal argument, eternal dispute, EternalDebate, everlasting discussion, infinite argument, Minecraft, never resolved conflict, never settled dispute, never-ending debate, never-ending disagreement, never-ending discussion, ongoing argument, ongoing controversy, perpetual argument, perpetual dispute, persistent quarrel, smp, timeless debate, timeless quarrel, unending debate

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6983
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Votes:	5906
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. We got diamond rainbows falling from the sky, creepers that do the cha-cha slide, and villagers that breakdance for emeralds. It’s a total vibe, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret dungeon where you can fight a boss that’s half Ender Dragon, half Spongebob Squarepants. And if you defeat him, you get a pet panda that shoots lasers out of its eyes. I’m not even kidding, bro.

And the best part? Our server has a never-ending argument about whether pineapples belong on pizza or not. It’s like a never-ending cycle of chaos and pineapple chunks. You gotta join just to witness the madness, bro.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.