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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 4666 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 8007 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 27 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
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