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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 9332 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 4997 |
Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, come join our wild and wacky server where Haitian BVLLS are causing chaos and making shartcels seethe with jealousy!
Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and the occasional llama parade led by our resident llama whisperer, Steve. But beware, the Haitian BVLLS are always up to something mischievous, whether it’s turning all the water into lava or building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks.
So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional explosive prank), come join us and see why everyone is talking about our crazy Minecraft SMP!
