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Blocky Banter Brigade

9k, anonymous posting, Attention, banter, blocky, board protection, Brigade, cc, Community, cyber threat, great board, Heil victory, internet forum, nigglynogs, online safety, OPERATION TRIPCODE, security measures, small board population, threat, transvestite invasion, tripcodes, Unity, user identification

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Star Shards Collected:	264	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of being invaded by CC/transvestites on other Minecraft servers? Look no further than our server, where we have the most epic battles against these pesky invaders. Join us and use tripcodes to protect your identity from the evil forces trying to take over our board. Together, we will achieve Heil victory and keep our server safe from any threats. So come join us and be a part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history!

CraftyCrash – ‘name a worse server shutdown than this!’

BETRAYAL, Character development, character downfall, character evolution, character growth, character transformation, CraftyCrash, Downfall, downfall of a character, dramatic, Heartbreaking, Plot development, plot twist, Redemption, Server, Shocking.., Shutdown, story arc, tragic, tragic ending., unexpected, unexpected twist, WORSE, WORST

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2799
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Crops Grown:	2210	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Steve, the most clumsy and accident-prone Minecraft character you’ve ever seen. From falling off cliffs to getting chased by angry mobs, there’s never a dull moment when Steve is around.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless poultry warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join forces with them and conquer the Minecraft world in the most absurd way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity that can only be found in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll never look at creepers the same way again!

Crafty LOLs: Sterilized Trannies Edition

aging, Bloodline, consequences, Country, Crafty, decision, Edition, Elderly, family, Future, Genocide, ISOLATION, Legacy, lols, mfw, Reflection, regret, remorse, self-sterilization, sterilization, sterilized, trannies, visitation, Voluntary

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Farms Harvested:	348	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dimension Hops:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic saga of trannies voluntarily sterilizing themselves to end their bloodline and essentially committing self-genocide. It’s like a soap opera meets a sci-fi thriller, all in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

And just imagine the drama when these self-genociders grow old and realize they have no one to visit them. Will they regret their decision? Will they try to reverse it with some crazy potion or enchantment? Only on our server will you find out!

So come on, join us on this rollercoaster ride of insanity and absurdity. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Blocky Battles: Israel vs. Creepers – 48 Hour Countdown Begins Now!

48 hours, aggression, announced attacks, Attack, Battles, Begins.., blocky, Conflict, countdown, CREEPERS, Defense, hour, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Politics, response, retaliate, RETALIATION, save face, SECURITY, Tension, uncertainty, War

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Our server is so wild, even world leaders like Netanyahu are trying to save face from our epic 48-hour announced attacks. Who knows what they’re going to attack next – maybe a giant block castle or a pixelated dragon? Join now for a chance to experience the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just make sure to watch your back, you never know what crazy surprises await you in this server!

Blocky Bedlam: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

Bedlam, blocky, Clients, cognitive behavioral therapy, college student, CREEPERS, crisis room, depression, dialectic behavior therapy, Feedback, feeling, Hospital, master’s degree, mental health crisis, outlook on life, scheduled appointments, self-doubt, Silence, sudden quit, Therapist, uncomfortable paper clothes, worries, zoom call

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4247
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8897	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring therapy sessions that leave you feeling more confused than when you started? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of virtual therapy sessions where the therapists might quit on you mid-session, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell. Our paper clothes may not fit correctly, but our community sure knows how to have a good time. So come on down and let’s mine away those mental health issues together! Who needs real therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to?

Joe’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

BLOCK, CREEPERS, fear, ITS JOEVER, Joes, long trail, Party, tags, Tread

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3080
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8800
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because ITS JOEVER! This server is like no other, with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans around every corner.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes and make all your wildest dreams come true (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who will lead you on a magical journey through the Technicolor Forest where trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with sparkling soda.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the dreaded Cactus King in a battle for the ages. Defeat him and claim his spiky throne as your own, ruling over the land with an iron fist (or a prickly one, depending on your preference).

So why wait? Join ITS JOEVER today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Average Jane’s Minecraft Madness: Where 5-6/10 Women Rule the World!

#5-6/10woman, #beautyisnteverything, #beautyisonlyskindeep, #beautywithin, #dontbefooled, #dontjudge, #dontjudgeabookbyitscover, #dontjudgeapersonsbyppearance, #excellentwife, #innerbeauty, #personalityoverlooks, #wifematerial, Appearances, Average, Janes, loveisblind, madness, Marriage, Minecraft, relationshipgoals, relationships, rule, truelove, wifeymaterial, Women, world

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5987
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your ex’s mood swings? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it blown up by a herd of explosive sheep. Or maybe you’re in the mood for some friendly competition in our weekly “TNT Olympics,” where players compete to see who can launch themselves the farthest using nothing but explosives and sheer determination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny,” rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow-colored llamas. Will you be the one to claim this epic treasure and become the ruler of the blocky universe?

So come on, don’t be fooled by appearances – join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your pixelated life!

DoritoCraft: Where Blue Chips Lead to Evil Shenanigans!

bastards, be fat bitch, Blue, blue doritos, Chinese, CHIPS, Coworkers, DoritoCraft, Effort, Evil, evil behavior, faggoons, garner supports, Hero, holo incels, holodrones, kill yourself, lead, Lied, lying.., Nazis, Rally, ruined project, sensitive stuff, Shenanigans, subhuman

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Star Shards Collected:	262
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Emeralds Found:	6883	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of dealing with lying, fat bitches who ruin everything they touch? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! We promise no Chinese, Nazi-supporting, year-long project-ruining, coworker-shitting-on fat bitches here! Only the most epic gamers unite on our server, where faggoons and Hololive incels are not welcome. Join us and be a part of a community that doesn’t tolerate bottom-of-the-barrel subhumans. So what are you waiting for? Kill yourself and join our server today!

LowTierBaitCraft: Where even the worst memes can make it into our server!

/k/-fag, 1st world, affordability, ammunition, Budget, chump change, consumerism, Entertainment, Expenses, Gamers, Gaming Community, hobby, leisure, low tier bait, LowTierBaitCraft, luxury, memes, MONEY, past time activity, RANGE, Server, SPENDING, video games, WORST

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Farms Harvested:	129	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of being a low tier bait gamer? Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a high roller in the 1st world? Look no further! Our server is so epic, you’ll be willing to spend 5000 dollars just to be a part of it. And forget about wasting money on ammunition, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be shooting is your shot at becoming the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come join us and level up your gaming experience to a whole new level of awesomeness!

OyyCraft: Where Creepers Kvetch and Villagers Schmooze!

Conspiracy, CREEPERS, Deception, defense system, disbelief, EYES, Goyim, interception rate, Kvetch, Manipulation, military defense, missile defense, missiles intercepted, Oyy Vey, OyyCraft, Propaganda, Schmooze, skepticism, Swear, Technology, Trust, Truth, Videos, villagers

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7514
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Buildings Constructed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we intercept 99.6000000% of missiles! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at missile defense. You can build your base in peace knowing that our llamas have got your back.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamonds and rare resources. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you in.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking sheep who hold weekly poetry slams. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a sheep recite Shakespeare in a British accent.

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t look at those videos, don’t trust your eyes, and always beware of the ninja chickens.