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| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 2665 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 170 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7779 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that was, like, totally insane and wacky? well, guess what, this server is the one for u! our server is so crazy that even the viruses in the game are, like, partying it up and having a good time.
we got this one virus, the H5N1 virus, and it’s, like, not even that bad. it’s, like, so chill that it doesn’t even make u sick or anything. it’s just, like, hanging out and not causing any trouble. so, if u want a virus that’s, like, totally mellow and won’t mess with u, then u gotta join our server.
plus, we got all these interferon-stimulated genes that are, like, not even doing anything. they’re just, like, sitting there and not getting stimulated at all. so, u won’t have to worry about any crazy diseases or anything on our server.
so, come join us and have a blast on our totally wild and wacky minecraft server. u won’t regret it, trust me!
