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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 6989 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 26 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 | Buildings Constructed: | 43 |
Villages Defended: | 11 | Star Shards Collected: | 102 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
Runes Activated: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than my stoner middle brother drives boats (yes, that’s his job and he makes 60k, don’t ask how). We’ve got kids acting like they hit the lottery when they get paid 20 an hour on our server – it’s a wild ride, just like my upbringing with junkie parents.
So why stay broke in Minecraft when you can join our server and make virtual bank like a pro? Come on, don’t be a retard like my middle brother – join us now!