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Flashback White Woman 1.20.6

1.20.6, Angry, baboon, big butt, body shaming, bullying, discrimination, emotional distress, flashback, Flashbacks, Hate Speech, laughed, mma bf, offensive behavior, prejudice, public humiliation, racial slur, racist, traumatic experience, verbal abuse, walked away, White, white woman, WOMAN

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9334
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about racist white ladies and their MMA boyfriends!

We’ve got more blocks than that lady’s big butt and more fun than her insults, so come on in and build your own world where baboons are the rulers!

Forget about reality and escape to a place where you can be anything you want, even a baboon with a vengeance!

Join us now and let’s laugh at those silly racists together while we create our own epic adventures in the world of blocks and craziness!

2024Craft: Rate Your Year!

2024.., 2024Craft, Achievements, Challenges, Experience, future outlook, goals, lessons learned, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Rate, Rating, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, setbacks, success, year, year review

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6311
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring old 2024? Well, come join our Minecraft server and turn that 0 into a solid 10! Our server is so lit, it will make you forget all about the real world.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. We have a community of players who are as wild and wacky as you are, so you’ll fit right in.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Trust us, it’s a real thing.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old 2024 and hello to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. See you in the game!

Blocky Beats: Deaf Poetry

appreciation, art, auditory, beats, blocky, Communication, COMPOSITION, creativity, deaf, deaf people, emotional, Expression, hearing impaired, Interpretation, Lyrics, Melody, Music, Poems, poetry, Rhythm, Sensory, songs, verse

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Potions Brewed:	104	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.

once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?

oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.

Vanilla SMP

400k x 400k, Cheats, developers, Discord, Experience, gameplay, Griefing, insiding, Ip:, killing, original, PvP, Raiding, rules, Server, smp, stealing, Survival, unmodified, Vanilla, World Borders

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	20

Server IP	mc.vanillasmp.org
Java Port	25565
Bedrock Port	19132

Vanilla SMP

Our minecraft vanilla server offer a pure, unmodified version of the game, providing the original gameplay experience as intended by the developers.

Server Information:

World Borders	Overworld
400k x 400k

Rules

PvP: Allowed
Raiding: Allowed
Stealing: Allowed
Killing: Allowed
Griefing: Allowed
Insiding: Allowed

Cheats are not allowed

Note: This is a survival server with no rules on PvP, raiding, or griefing. Be prepared for anything!

Discord – https://discord.com/invite/fSDcTptG5c

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I use mods on this server?

As this is a vanilla server, we do not allow any mods that give players an unfair advantage or modify the gameplay.

2. Are there any restrictions on building structures?

Players are free to build anywhere within the world borders, as long as it does not interfere with other players’ creations or the natural environment.

3. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report any rule violations or inappropriate behavior to the server moderators either on Discord or through in-game chat.

4. Is griefing allowed on this server?

Yes, griefing is allowed on this server, so players should be cautious about protecting their builds and resources.

5. Can I team up with other players for survival?

Players are free to form alliances or teams with other players for survival, but betrayal and insiding are also permitted, so trust carefully.

Eternal Love Realm 1.21

advice, Commitment, Communication, DATING, discussion, ETERNAL, forum, Girlfriend, Intimacy, long distance, long term, love, Marriage, partner, Partnership, Realm, relationship advice, romance, Significant Other, Support, Thread, Trust, Wife

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Chimeras Created:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn on steroids, flying through a rainbow made of Skittles!

I’m talking about a place where you can build a castle made of cheese, ride a llama into battle, and fight off zombie creepers with a diamond sword that shoots lasers!

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, just imagine a world where you can ride a roller coaster made of TNT, swim in a pool of lava, and have a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

RegrettableRedFlags – Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, communication breakdown, control issues, denial, dishonesty, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, hindsight, ignored, Infidelity, lack of trust, Manipulation, Minecraft, red flags, regrets, RegrettableRedFlags, relationship, self worth, smp, toxic behavior, unhealthy patterns, warning signs

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327
Meteorites Collected:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! Like, I joined and suddenly I was surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas, it was insane! And the admin is like a wizard or something, they can make diamonds rain from the sky! Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have epic dance parties every night. But beware, there’s a creeper that tells dad jokes and a zombie that’s obsessed with knitting. It’s like a soap opera meets a circus meets a rave, you gotta join now or you’ll regret it forever! #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse

MineCraftHabitBoost

Consistency, daily routine, discipline, goal-setting, Happiness, healthy habits, improved life, life improvement, mindfulness, MineCraftHabitBoost, motivation, personal growth, Positive Change, productivity, Routine, self improvement, self-care, simple habit, success, well-being, wellness

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	1694	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible! Join us and experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens with diamond swords.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating the Blocktopus will grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly without wings.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of rainbow sheep and dancing creepers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

CraftyCrash Minecraft Server

azerbaijan, Azerbaijan Airlines, causes, Circles, CraftyCrash, crash, false narratives, hush up, Minecraft, President Ilham Aliyev, regret, russia, Server, sowing, Truth

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Falling into the Void:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Votes:	6610
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than azerbaijani president trying to cover up a plane crash! we got crazy stories like russian spies trying to sabotage our pixelated planes and causing chaos in the blocky skies. join now for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and explosions (in the game, of course)! you won’t regret it, unless you’re the azerbaijani president, then maybe you will.

EpicEWarZoneCraft

aircraft, Aliyev, Attack, Aviation, control, Damage, Defense, electronic warfare systems, EpicEWarZoneCraft, Fire, ground, Impact, Incident, investigation, Military, plane, SECURITY, severely damaged, Tail, Technology, WARFARE

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Enchantments Applied:	170
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy electronic warfare systems that will make your plane go out of control! it’s like a rollercoaster but in the sky! and watch out for the ground fire that will damage your plane’s tail, adding an extra level of challenge to the game! it’s like a wild ride that you never want to end! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Datapacks, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, growth, Herobrine, jokes, No Resets, no-tp, Qol, rules, small server, smp, trust-based community, Vanilla Experience, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	3871	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5958
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Server Age	3 months old
Community Size	Small
Application Process	Whitelist with applications
Plugins	QoL plugins/datapacks (Voice Chat, Vanilla Tweaks)
Reset Schedule	No plans for server resets

FAQ

What is Enival?

Enival is a 3-month-old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server.

What kind of people are you looking for?

We are looking for active players who will join not just for the sake of joining, but will actively play on the server.

Are there any special features on Enival?

Yes, we have a friendly Herobrine, a nice community, and plugins/datapacks for a better gameplay experience.

How can I join the server?

You can apply through our Discord server: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g