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Don Quijote Japan Minecraft SMP

discount store, Don, Don Quijote, exploring Japan, Japan, Japanese culture, Japanese products, kyoto, Minecraft, must-visit places, offbeat travel spots, Osaka, Quijote, quirky shopping, shopping, smp, souvenir shopping, TOKYO, tourist attractions, travel, travel destinations, travel experiences, travel memories, unique stores

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you a journey more wild and wacky than a trip to Don Quijote, Japan! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.

4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!

RoomieCraftGF Drama

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanism, Delusion, denial, discomfort, Drama, Emotional support, friendship, Gaslighting, imaginary girlfriend, living situation, Loneliness, mental health, personal space, reality check, Respect, RoomieCraftGF, roommate, roommate conflict, Social Interaction

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	185
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	207	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where imaginary girlfriends are not only accepted, but encouraged!

Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.

But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!

NoobCraftersUnited

areas for improvement, collective flaws, collective weaknesses, common deficiencies, common inadequacies, common weaknesses, general inadequacies, general incompetence, general ineptitude, global weaknesses, human limitations, NoobCraftersUnited, shared faults, shared shortcomings, something everyone is bad at, typical failings, universal challenges, universal struggles, widespread imperfections, widespread incompetence

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5854
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, dicked around, ease of transport, ethnostate, hillbillies, homogenous, large bodies of water, Mediterranean, Minecraft, Ostriches, powerful empires, re-tart, sand-head, Server, superior, Trade, White

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

achievement, aftermath, BeryL, Berylbros, bros, Competition, Conclusion, Contest, dust, dust settled, end result, Final Result, Minecraft, now.., outcome, Reflection, resolution, satisfaction, Settlers, settling scores, smp, success, triumph, Victorious, Victory, WIN

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Animals Bred:	141
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

aita, Apology, Argument, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Boyfriend, Communication, Context, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, Friends, hurtful, inappropriate, Jerkoff, jokes, misunderstanding, Morals, partner, physical therapist, relationship, Respect, Understanding

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3775

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

acceptance, Choices, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, Life, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past decisions, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self improvement, smp

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4573
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Potions Brewed:	63	Magic Items Found:	4941

Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

WeirdWebCrafts

BIZARRE, bizarre findings, bizarre internet findings, Curiosity, discovery, internet, Internet Mysteries, odd, Oddities, ONLINE, peculiar, peculiarities, strange, strange discoveries, strange internet phenomena, unearthed, UNUSUAL, unusual online discoveries, weird, weird internet findings, WeirdWebCrafts

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4972	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Meteorites Collected:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2321
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ores Mined:	4545	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

Build Ideas, Comfy forest, CraftyCraze, Curseforge, FAQ, Feedback, guides, inspiration, java, legacy accounts, Minecraft, Modded minecraft, modpacks, Mods, mojang, optimization mods, PFAA, pollymc, PolyMC, prism launcher, Reikapack, Server, server authentication, Servers, Tall trees

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	970
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our Comfy Forest and Tall Trees edition! Join us for discussions on modded Minecraft, share your projects, get feedback on your builds, and more!

In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!

Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!

Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!