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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 2711 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
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