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Minecraft SMP: TikTok Therapists

autistic, Awe, Better Than You, fucking, hobby, Infodump., interests, love, Mediocrity, Milquetoast, Minecraft, Paragon, passions, piece of shit, Psychologists, Psychology, smp, social media, special interests, therapists, tiktok, vapid celebrity worship

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Love Letters Sent:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of vapid celebrity worship and embrace your inner autist! Our server is filled with fellow paragons of mediocrity who have found solace in building pixelated masterpieces and battling virtual zombies. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamond hoard. So come join us and show off your special interests, because being basic is so last season!

LoveStoppedMinecraftSMP

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, Closure in relationships, emotional detachment, emotional growth, Emotional healing, emotional maturity, healing from a breakup, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, letting go of the past, love, LoveStoppedMinecraftSMP, moving on, relationships, Releasing attachments, Self Discovery, self reflection, signs of falling out of love

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Falling into the Void:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way to show your love is by building the most epic heart-shaped base for your crush? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with love potions, heart-shaped explosions, and romantic battles against mobs. Who needs love letters when you can send your crush a virtual diamond sword engraved with your undying affection?

So, if you’re ready to test your love in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a creeper mask.

NostalgicCraft2016

2016, emotional, Events, fashion, historical moments, looking back, Memories, Milestones, movies, Music, nostalgic, NostalgicCraft2016, past, Politics, pop culture, Reflection, sentiment, social media, Technology, trends, year

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7039
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6373
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Remember the good ol’ days of 2016 when Harambe was still alive and everyone was obsessed with fidget spinners? Well, this Minecraft server will transport you back to that magical time! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, nostalgia, and pixelated adventures.

Our server is so lit that even Harambe himself would want to play here. We have custom mini-games like “Fidget Spinner Frenzy” where you can battle it out with other players using your trusty spinner. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated gorillas!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive skins of all your favorite 2016 icons like Salt Bae, the Mannequin Challenge, and even the infamous Dress (is it blue and black or white and gold?). Join us now and relive the glory days of 2016 in the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

Finger Fumble Craft

console, controller, Craft, Finger, fumble, Gaming, gaming accessories, gaming habits, gaming peripherals, gaming preferences, gaming setup, gaming techniques, habits, hand coordination, index finger, left click, Mouse, muscle memory, PC, primary actions, right trigger, video games

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Buildings Constructed:	35	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	27

hey u, yea u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well buckle up buttercup cuz dis server is gonna blow ur mind like a creeper in a TNT shop!

we got pigs that can fly, chickens that do the macarena, and cows that can do backflips. yea, u heard me right, BACKFLIPS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination. u wanna be a part of dat? of course u do!

oh and did i mention we have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? yea, u can ride that bad boy while dodging lava and zombie pigmen. it’s a thrill ride like no other!

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for urself. just remember, always use ur right index finger for everything, even if it doesn’t make sense. trust me, it’s the key to success in dis wacky world!

Chariz

1.21.1, berock players, Beta, Discord, Feedback, Friends, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Tpa, version 1.9, voice chat

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8538
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Server for those looking to play with friends using voice chat, tpa, etc. And it also includes berock players

Note: server beta! Leave your feedback on discord/help: https://discord.gg/zqAbDxurWD

But in the future this server will be improved, thank you for your preference on our server

Optional version from 1.9 to 1.21.1 I hope you like it and if something is missing from the server just let us know on discord

xariz.falixsrv.me:56685

Pixel Forest Minecraft Server

Anime, death metal, Forest, Gaming, hololive, Idol, Imperium of Man, Japanese vtuber, Minecraft, Music, PIXEL, Reaper, Saint Mori Calliope, Sci Fi, Server, Singer, Streamer, underworld, Virtual idol, virtual singer, virtual streamer, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, 森カリオペ

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1055	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	9684	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Welcome to Saint Mori Calliope, the most epic Minecraft server in the Imperium of Man! Join us as we battle against the forces of chaos and build our empire in the name of the Emperor!

Reasons to join: 1. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant golden statue of Calliope, the goddess of Minecraft herself. She will protect you from any griefers or creepers that dare to come near. 2. Our community is made up of the bravest warriors and the most skilled builders in all the land. Together, we will conquer all who oppose us. 3. Our server events are legendary. From epic PvP battles to treasure hunts in the Nether, there is never a dull moment on Saint Mori Calliope. 4. Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret dungeon filled with rare loot and powerful weapons. Only the most daring adventurers can hope to uncover its secrets. 5. And if you’re lucky, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine, who is said to roam the server at night, haunting those who dare to cross his path.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Saint Mori Calliope and become a legend in the Imperium of Man!

Hawk TUAH Minecraft SMP Ludwig von Misesian Austrian Girl

austrian, Austrian economics, Austrian economist, Austrian school of economics, capitalism, economic philosophy, economic principles, economics, economics theory, free market, girl, Hawk, Hawk TUAH girl, Hayek, Individualism, laissez-faire, libertarian, ludwig, Ludwig Von Mises, Ludwig von Mises Institute, Ludwig von Misesian, Minecraft, Misesian, rothbard, rule, smp, Tuah, Von

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	70
Dragon Scales Harvested:	226	Crops Grown:	3498
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

HackCraft: Life Pro Edition

advice, creativity, Edition, efficiency, HackCraft, Hacks, innovation, inspiration, Life, life hack, Life skills, motivation, organization, personal development, PRO, problem solving, productivity, self improvement, shortcuts, strategies, success, Time management, Tips, Tricks

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9764
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy – just watch out for the evil gummy bears!

But that’s not all – we also have a magical potion that turns you into a flying unicorn, and a treasure chest filled with diamonds that never runs out. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in the multiverse and discover your greatest life hack yet!

CartelCraft: 38+ Years of Bribe Blocks

38-plus years, blocks, BRIBE, bribery scandal, bribes, Cartel, CartelCraft, Corruption, crime, criminal activity, criminal justice, drug cartels, drug trafficking, ex-public security chief, illegal activities, justice system, law enforcement, Mexican government, mexico, organized crime, prison sentence, sentenced, US, Years

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	47
Endless Night Skies:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have mexico’s ex-public security chief as our admin! he got sentenced to 38-plus years in the US for taking cartel bribes but now he’s here to make sure our server is safe from any shady deals. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even some hidden treasure (if you can bribe him with enough diamonds)! who needs regular old minecraft servers when you can join ours and be part of the most scandalous gaming community out there? come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the feds shut us down!

Last Moments Server

appreciation, bittersweet, cherish, emotional, fleeting, growth, hindsight, last moments, learn from the past, life lessons, living in the moment, Memories, missed opportunities, MOMENTS, moving forward, Nostalgia, realization, Reflection, regret, sentimental, Server, time passing

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Towns Built:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where u can experience the most epic last moments that u never even knew were last moments until u look back years later and go “woah dude that was the last time i ever did that thing” like that time u accidentally fell into a pit of lava and lost all ur diamonds or that time u built a giant statue of a chicken and then it got struck by lightning and exploded.

we have the most insane adventures waiting for u, like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or trying to tame a wild pack of exploding creepers. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – u won’t want to miss out on all the fun.

so come join us and make some memories that will last a lifetime, or at least until u accidentally delete ur save file. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our minecraft server!

AGELIMC

BUILD, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Explore, Friends, Gaming, greece, Greek, java, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, player, Plugins, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, world

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	561
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Villages Defended:	16

Simple greek minecraft server. Nothing special to see here. Just me trying to reach the description character limit nothing much. I mean really nothing is going on here.

agelimc.duckdns.org