Milo Kolb Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MIL Cleanup Crew Minecraft Server

assisted living, Boundaries, caregiving, children, cleanliness, Cleanup, CREW, Decision making, family, family dynamics, health, hygiene, mental health, MIL, Minecraft, obesity, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Server, Support

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as wiping someone’s ass for them? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while dodging poop-filled obstacles just like in the story above. Our server is so insane, you’ll be questioning reality as you battle mobs and clean up after them (hopefully not in the same way as the MIL in the story).

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can compete in poop-cleaning challenges and earn exclusive rewards. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as crazy as wiping someone’s ass at a family reunion, join us now! Just don’t forget to bring your own toilet paper.

BrothersNotInvitedLOL

adoption, Biological, Boundaries, brotherhood, BrothersNotInvitedLOL, drug addiction, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family relationships, family rift, Family tree, HEARTBREAK, parents, setting boundaries, Siblings, standing up for myself, Support, support system, Trauma, uninvited, Wedding

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8727
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9268

Are you tired of family drama ruining your special moments? Join our Minecraft server where you can create your own family tree without any uninvited guests! No more walking on eggshells or dealing with brothers who don’t see you as family. Build your own supportive community and leave the drama behind. Plus, our virtual weddings are drama-free and always full of love and support. Say “I do” to joining our server today!

AttractiveCraft SMP

attractive, AttractiveCraft, Behavior, Body language, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, Etiquette, fashion sense, grace, Grooming, hygiene, Manners, Personality, positive attitude, self improvement, self-care, smp, Social Skills, Style, Unattractive

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1905
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Divine Spears Created:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mines Excavated:	3079
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is so exclusive that only the most attractive players are allowed to join. That’s right, if you’re not turning heads in real life, you’re not getting in here.

But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of baby zombies riding on chickens. These tiny terrors challenged the player to a dance-off, and let’s just say things got pretty wild. The player ended up winning the dance-off and was rewarded with a pet llama that poops out diamonds. True story.

So if you want to experience crazy adventures, meet new friends (both human and zombie), and maybe even find love in a blocky world, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, only the most attractive players need apply.

CraftyMysteryLand

bewildering, BIZARRE, CraftyMysteryLand, eerie, Enigmatic, first-hand, Inexplicable, inexplicable events, Mysterious, odd, Paranormal, peculiar, perplexing, strange, strange occurrences, Supernatural, Uncanny, Unexplainable, unexplained phenomena, UNUSUAL, witnessed

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	401	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ores Mined:	2245

Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying llamas, exploding sheep, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see for yourself what all the buzz is about!

BlockCraft HQ Minecraft Server

Beirut, Beirut news, blockcraft, Conflict, Crisis, evacuating, evacuation, evacuation plan, headquarters, hezbollah, Hezbollah news, Lebanese politics, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Minecraft, political turmoil, regional tensions, Report, security threat, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2312
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have I got a treat for you! Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you can imagine!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a gang of creepers start breakdancing around you. But don’t worry, our server has a secret weapon – flying pigs! That’s right, these magical pigs will swoop in and save the day, all while wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep music.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, on our server, llamas are the ultimate warriors. They’ll spit on your enemies and kick them into oblivion, all while looking fabulous in their diamond armor.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually a secret base for Hezbollah! That’s right, you’ll be building alongside some of the most powerful militants in the world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rocket launcher into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

KremlinCraft: Russian Exodus

border, Conflict, Crisis, cross-border attack, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, evacuation, exodus, flee, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Military, political turmoil, Refugees, response, russia, Russian, Safety, SECURITY, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more russians fleeing ukraine than ever before! the kremlin is freaking out and we are just here building epic castles and battling dragons. join us for the chaos and mayhem, and maybe even start your own international incident while you’re at it! who needs politics when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper? come on, what are you waiting for? the world is on fire but our server is lit!

YoloCraft – Forever Young

age, Existence, Experience, fleeting, fleeting moment, fleeting reality, fleeting wisdom, Life, moment, oldest, passing, passing existence, passing time, perspective, PRESENT, Reality, Time, Today, wisdom, yolocraft, young, youngest

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

so, like, join our epic minecraft server because, like, we have unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows that taste like skittles.

like, seriously, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play some blocky games with us.

we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

plus, our staff is, like, super cool and will help you out with anything you need, whether it’s building a giant castle or fighting off a horde of creepers.

so, like, don’t be a noob and join our server today. because, like, today is the oldest we’ve ever been, and the youngest we’ll ever be. so, like, YOLO and stuff.

MineFoMO: Avoid Burnout & Craft Happiness

AVOID, Burnout, communication strategies, Craft, employee burnout, employee engagement, employee mental health, employers, enhance information flow, fear of missing out, FOMO, Happiness, information overload, information sharing, job satisfaction, mental health awareness, Mental Wellbeing, MineFoMO, new study, practical suggestions, productivity, Stress Management, work environment, work-life balance, workplace stress

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7197	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

OMG GUYS, U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN! LIKE, IF U AIN’T THERE, U GONNA BE SUPER SAD AND HAVE MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS AND STUFF.

DIS SERVER IS DA CURE FOR INFORMATION OVERLOAD AND BURNOUT, LIKE U JUST PLAY MINECRAFT AND ALL UR PROBLEMS GO AWAY.

JOIN NOW OR U GONNA REGRET IT FOREVER, LIKE SERIOUSLY. U DON’T WANNA BE DA ONLY ONE MISSING OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN WE HAVE HERE. TRUST ME, U NEED DIS IN UR LIFE.

Space Monkeys

Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7429
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Votes:	2255
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Space Monkeys is a small community SMP server that offers a nearly vanilla experience. The only feature that sets it apart from a fully vanilla setup is the world border. This semi-technical server has been running a map since the 1.21 update. If you’re interested in joining, please apply through our Discord!

spacemonkeys.world

NoobNation Minecraft Server

Celebrating, celebration, Decision making, Government, INAUGURATION, Incompetence, incompetence in government, incompetent, incompetent decision making, incompetent leader, incompetent president, Jan 20th, leadership, man, Minecraft, national decisions, national leadership, NoobNation, political incompetence, Politics, Presidency, Server, trump

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Are you tired of incompetent leaders making decisions for your nation? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual utopia! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering castles, epic redstone contraptions, and maybe even a monument dedicated to the downfall of a certain incompetent leader. Who needs real-world politics when you can rule your own blocky kingdom? Join us now and let the fun begin!