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| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 2928 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Epic Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Ores Mined: | 585 |
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