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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 8177 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 55 |
Emeralds Found: | 7772 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3003 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your aunt’s passing (seriously, who needs a funeral when you can be building epic structures in Minecraft?). Plus, we have so many VHS tapes to watch with your virtual friends – Ben Hur, Heidi, Marco, you name it!
And get this – our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend’s parents will want to join in on the fun. Who cares if they’ve never met your parents before? It’s a party in Minecraft, baby!
So come on down to our server and leave all your worries behind. We promise you’ll have a blast – and hey, you might even forget all about that funeral stuff. Join us now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!