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Marine’s Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4723
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ores Mined:	6938	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, mining diamonds with your pet llama, and building a castle made entirely out of cake!

Forget about Marine’s new song, because on our server, the only music you’ll hear is the sweet sound of creepers exploding in the distance. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Minecraft Creeper Fan Club

bug tracker, club, creeper, d2g, Datdota, Dota 2 General, Dota 2 Pro Tracker, Dotabuff, esports, Fan, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, Minecraft, News, News & Streams, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, smp, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, team liquid, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	213	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Team Liquid on top of the world in Dota 2, and that’s basically like having the Avengers in your server.

We have information and guides that will blow your mind, like lore that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Need statistics? We’ve got you covered with websites that will track your every move in-game.

But wait, there’s more! We have news and streams that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a Minecraft version of Team Liquid dominating the server!

FamFirstOverBestiesVaca

FamFirstOverBestiesVaca, family bonding, Family commitments, family communication, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family illness, family love, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family time, family traditions, family unity, family vacation, Family Values, friend bonding, friend commitments, friend communication, friend conflicts, friend expectations, friend loyalty, friend relationships, friend support, friend trip, friend values, prioritizing family, quality time, sister with MS

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2092
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3100	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and outrageous stories.

Are you tired of real-life conflicts about family time and priorities? Well, look no further! On our server, you can escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken coop.

Imagine a world where your sister’s MS diagnosis doesn’t exist and your brother’s kids’ spring break plans are just a distant memory. Instead, you can focus on crafting the perfect diamond sword and battling creepers with your virtual family.

But wait, there’s more! Join us on this server and experience the thrill of planning virtual trips with your friends, without the stress of conflicting schedules. Who needs real-life getaways when you can explore endless virtual worlds with your pals?

So, why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all your real-life family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, in this world, the only thing you need to prioritize is having fun.

RedFlagIgnoreCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Ignore all the red flags and join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking chickens and singing zombies. They were so amazed by the madness that they never wanted to leave! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Ignore all the red flags and embrace the chaos! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world.

Lignin Defense Craft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Mines Excavated:	4645	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3916	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Animals Bred:	78	Buildings Constructed:	31

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so epic that even plants are getting in on the action? Well, let me tell you about this server that is so lit, even GhMYB3D5 is promoting defense-induced lignin accumulation!

Like, imagine building your own fortress while also helping plants grow and defend themselves. It’s like being a superhero for nature, but in Minecraft form. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where even the plants are getting in on the fun?

So come join us on this wild ride of a server where you can be a plant-loving warrior and build the most epic structures you can imagine. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

GoatSMP

Cross-Play, Survival, survival multiplayer factions creative skyblock minigames economy roleplay pvp adventure towny pixelmon prison factions vanilla modded tekkit technic feed the beast hexxit

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	575
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

[1.21.1] GoatSMP is one of the most fun smps in the world with the most customized plugins! We have added custom origins for the most unique play experience.

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Disastrous Fall Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	753	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! We guarantee that you will never experience a more disastrous fall than ddfag, because on our server, the falls are so epic they’ll make you question your entire existence.

Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures that will make you pee your pants in fear. Our server is so intense that even the bravest players have been known to run away screaming like little babies.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine, and mysterious portals that will transport you to alternate dimensions where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most chaotic, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, you can’t beat ddfag’s fall, but you can certainly try!

Browns Are Ruining Technology Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15

Are you tired of those pesky browns ruining all your high-tech gadgets and gizmos? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict anti-brown policy! No more brown blocks messing up your redstone contraptions or brown sheep eating all your crops. Join us and say goodbye to the tyranny of the browns!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs and summon armies of feathered warriors to do its bidding. Will you be able to tame this mighty fowl and harness its incredible powers for your own gain?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant turtle that swims through the endless ocean of Minecraft? That’s right, every time you log on, you’ll be riding on the shell of a massive reptile as it navigates the treacherous waters of the blocky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the browns are kept at bay, chickens reign supreme, and turtles are your trusty steeds. See you in game!

TV Troubles Minecraft Server

aita, autism, bedtime routine, Blame, broken TV, children, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict, discipline, discipline techniques, Frustration, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Son, supervision, troubles, water damage

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5705
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant statue of a creeper that accidentally blew up half the server! Or the time a group of players tried to ride pigs off a cliff, thinking they could fly like in the game.

But that’s not all – our server is so addictive, even a toddler with a spray bottle couldn’t tear themselves away! Just like how one player’s son went on a rampage, spraying water all over their TV while they were busy putting their other kids to bed. Talk about a waterlogged TV drama!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like broken TVs, angry boyfriends, and streaky screens. It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!

BabyBlockBully

baby names, BabyBlockBully, BLACKPINK, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Disrespect, Drama, emotional, friendship, Kpop, Lisa, Motherhood, Opinions, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Self Respect, Support, VALUES

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Magic Items Found:	1800	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where we have more drama than a kpop fan feud!

We have a player named Stephen who is obsessed with a virtual Lisa from BlackPink, and he’s causing more chaos than a creeper explosion. But don’t worry, our pregnant player is ready to kick him out faster than you can say “redstone.”

Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even naming your in-game baby can lead to a showdown. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!