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CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	342	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4333
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchantments Applied:	105
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s like, totally off the walls crazy? Well, let me tell you about this one server that’s so wild, even Hezbollah comms. chief Muhammad Rashid Shafi would’ve loved it!

We’ve got creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing up your stuff, and zombies that do the cha-cha instead of trying to eat your brains. And don’t even get me started on the pigs that can fly!

Join our server and you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. It’s like, totally epic, dude.

So come on and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination. And maybe a little bit of brain damage, but who’s counting?

FraudCraft: DOJ vs Russian Spies

criminal activity, criminal charges, criminal networks, cyber espionage, cybercrime, cybersecurity, DOJ, Domains, fraud, FraudCraft, government intervention., HACKING, international relations, internet fraud, investigation, law enforcement, legal action, money laundering, national security, online scams, Russian, Russian intelligence, SPIES, U.S. Department of Justice

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Love Bytes Server

Affection, Brain, brain activity, Bytes, Cognitive science, emotions, familial love, findings, love, neural pathways, neuroscience, platonic love, Psychology, relationships, research, romantic love, scientists, self love, Server, study, types of love

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5326
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magic Items Found:	5015
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

so, like, this server is like, soooo lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, the scientists are all like, “yo, our brains react differently to love, man.” and we’re all like, “whoa, dude, that’s deep.” but, like, on this server, our brains react to love in the most insane ways, bro.

like, when you join this server, you’ll feel a love so strong, it’ll activate all the neural pathways in your brain at once. you’ll be building with blocks and mining for diamonds, but also feeling the love of a thousand suns. it’s like, next level stuff, man.

and, like, the different types of love on this server are wild, bro. there’s, like, platonic love where you’ll be giving your buddies virtual hugs and high fives all day long. then there’s, like, romantic love where you’ll be crafting love letters out of redstone and roses. it’s, like, a love fest up in here, man.

so, like, if you wanna experience a love like no other, come join this server, bro. your brain will thank you, and your heart will be overflowing with joy. it’s, like, a love revolution, man. don’t miss out on the craziest love-filled Minecraft experience of your life.

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

Achievements, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.ko4l.vanillaboxmc.ru

Cool S Appreciation Thread Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2533
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Buildings Constructed:	23
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things cool and epic!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that fights off hordes of zombie villagers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cool S, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a unicorn made of rainbows. Rumor has it that if you find and befriend Cool S, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to turn into a dragon at will.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Ragna Crimson Minecraft SMP

action, adaptation choices, Adventure, anime adaptation, anime fans, Anime Series, Character development, Crimson, extra chapters, fan theories, FANTASY, Manga, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, manga series, Minecraft, missing content, plot details, ragna, ragna crimson, smp, storytelling, unanswered questions, world-building

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that even anime adaptations couldn’t handle! We’ve got secret extra chapters hidden throughout the server that will blow your mind. Rumor has it, one player found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and a talking llama companion. Who knows what other surprises are waiting for you in our wacky world. So come join us and uncover the mysteries that even anime couldn’t handle!

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	644
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Are you tired of being misunderstood in the real world? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone speaks in emojis and communicates solely through interpretive dance! No more awkward misunderstandings, just pure chaotic fun! Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience, come join us and show the world the real you…or at least your pixelated avatar! 😜🕺👻

BlockBusters

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of breaking boring habits like biting your nails or eating too much junk food? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and break the habit of not playing enough Minecraft!

Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those other pesky habits. We have so much fun and excitement waiting for you, you won’t even remember what it was like to bite your nails or eat junk food.

Join us and embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle epic mobs. Who needs to break boring habits when you can join our server and break blocks instead? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GenocideGamerGirl

Accountability, ACCUSED, charges, Conflict, Court, criminal, defendant, French, Genocide, GenocideGamerGirl, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, Justice, Legal System, MIDDLE EAST, prosecution, Syria, trial, trial proceedings, War Crimes, WOMAN

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6825
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchantments Applied:	144
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a world where french women are like, accused of genocide in syria, but in minecraft form! join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can build, mine, and troll your way to victory! plus, we have this secret hidden dungeon where you can find rare loot and maybe even uncover the truth behind the french woman’s trial. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this craziness! come join us now and let the madness begin!

Orphan Lit Roleplay

books, Characters, creativity, family, fictional characters, guidance, imagination, inspiration, lit, literary role models, Literature, Loss, Mentorship, Options, ORPHAN, orphanhood, reading, role models, Roleplay, Support, Tragedy, upside

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3029
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to be an orphan in minecraft? well, now u can! join our server and become the ultimate literary role model! u can be like harry potter or annie or even oliver twist!

we have an orphanage where u can live and do chores and stuff. but watch out, cuz there’s a secret tunnel that leads to a magical world full of diamonds and dragons and stuff.

if u join our server, u can also adopt a pet creeper and teach it tricks. like, imagine a creeper doing backflips and stuff. it’s wild.

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every week where u can compete in a hunger games-style battle royale. winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.

so come join our server and live out ur orphan dreams. it’s gonna be lit, fam.