CarlinCraft: Comedy & Creativity

CarlinCraft, comedian, comedy, comedy genius., comedy legend, controversial, counterculture, creativity, cultural critic, free speech, george carlin, humor, Iconoclast, influential, Irreverent, legend, legendary comedian, observational humor, Political satire, satire, social commentary, stand up, Thought-provoking

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Do you love George Carlin as much as we do? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can build a shrine dedicated to the comedy legend himself! Join us for epic building contests where you can recreate George Carlin’s most iconic moments in block form. Plus, rumor has it that George Carlin’s ghost haunts our server, telling jokes and giving out diamond blocks to lucky players. So come join us for a laugh and a good time on our George Carlin-themed Minecraft server!

KurskKillerz Minecraft Server

Conflict, crime, diplomatic relations, Espionage, extradition, international news, investigation, Justice, Kim Jong-un, Kursk, KurskKillerz, law enforcement, Military, Minecraft, murder, North Korea, Russian soldiers, sanctions, Server, suspects, violence, Vladimir Putin, wanted

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Meteorites Collected:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where three north koreans are on the run from the russian army! they are hiding out in our server, building secret bases and dodging bullets left and right. join them in their quest for survival and help them fend off the russian soldiers trying to take them down. it’s a wild ride full of danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of romance. so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world.

NATOpeacekeepersLOL

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military intervention, military presence, nato, NATOpeacekeepersLOL, peace negotiations, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, political disputes, russia, security concerns, territorial sovereignty, Ukraine, uncontrollable escalation

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Votes:	6229
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we reject the idea of boring old peacekeepers and instead have uncontrollable escalation of fun and chaos! experience the thrill of building your own russian-inspired creations while battling it out with other players in intense pvp battles. beware, as the russian mobs are not to be underestimated and will keep you on your toes at all times. join now for a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

HearthCraft

Active Economy, Anti-Griefing, Auctions, backup strategy, Community, Economy, HearthCraft, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Live Map, Marriage plugin, No Resets, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Random teleport, Resource worlds, smp, zero tolerance

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

HearthCraft Minecraft Server

Overview

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018. We aim to bring players together in a friendly and engaging environment. Explore more about HearthCraft here.

Features

Feature	Description
Never Reset	The server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.
No Pay-to-Win	No paid perks that give players an advantage.
Resource Worlds	Resource worlds reset monthly.

Technical Details

Detail	Description
Server Backup	Backed up at least thrice a day with a 3-2-1 backup strategy.
Server Machine	Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X in Virginia.

Links

Website
Discord
Rules
IP: play.hearthcraft.net
Statistics

Pixel Kingdoms 1.20.3

1.20.3, 94222966, Kingdoms, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Hey bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise where you can build your dreams and escape from the harsh reality of adulting.

We got unicorns roaming around, shooting rainbows out of their butts, and flying pigs delivering you diamonds on a silver platter.

Not to mention, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt hut into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to techno music.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyVacay Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child friendly, Communication, consideration, CraftyVacay, Disappointment, exhaustion, family, guilt trip, in-laws, Manipulation, Minecraft, parenting, Planning, REST, Selfishness, Server, stress, structure, vacation

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	468	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level of insanity! Join us for a vacation from reality as we navigate the treacherous waters of in-laws and their ridiculous demands.

Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of everyday life? Look no further! Our server is filled with twists and turns, just like the drama between SIL and MIL on vacation. Will they ever learn to consider the needs of a child? Probably not, but at least you can laugh about it with your fellow players.

Embark on a journey of absurdity as you witness SIL’s attempts to guilt trip a 3-year-old into going on vacation without their parents. Who does that? Only on our server, where the drama never ends and the laughs keep coming.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of family vacation drama without actually having to deal with it in real life? Come join us for a wild ride of manipulation, guilt trips, and outrageous behavior. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your in-laws might)!

SinkSoakedUndies

bathroom etiquette, blood stains, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication Issues, domestic responsibilities, household chores, hygiene, laundry habits, marital disputes, menstrual cup, menstrual cycle, menstrual products, period underwear, personal habits, personal hygiene, personal space, relationship conflict, sink usage, SinkSoakedUndies

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9764
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Towns Built:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest and wildest one out there! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and flying llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so unique that even our players use menstrual cups and period underwear in-game! That’s right, you can soak your virtual undies in a sink just like in real life! Who needs diamonds when you have blood-stained underwear to show off?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have epic battles with poop-covered socks and toothpaste-spitting competitions! Your sink will never be the same after joining our server.

So come on down and join the madness! Who needs a clean and sanitary server when you can have a chaotic and hilarious one instead? See you there, underwear soakers!

CraftyPutin’sUltimatum

CraftyPutinsUltimatum, Diplomacy, diplomatic dialogue, diplomatic solutions, economic impact, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, global affairs, international diplomacy, international relations, Kremlin, Moscow, mutually respectful talks, negotiations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, trump, Ultimatum, US-Russia relations, White House

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	790
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7076
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dimension Hops:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant russian monuments and troll trump supporters with sanctions and ultimatums lmao. we have a secret room filled with vodka and caviar for all our players to enjoy while we discuss ‘mutually respectful’ talks about world domination. plus, our admin is actually putin in disguise so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. join now for the ultimate russian minecraft experience, comrade!

WhimsySMP

admins, close-knit, custom events, custom origins, Custom Plugins, custom server, Discord, farmers delight, Figura, friendly community, Fun Events, join us, Listen to community, Mature Players, minecraft server, Modded, Roleplay, Small Community, Two groups, voice chat, WhimsySMP, Whitelist

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4970	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21

WhimsySMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Custom origins
Custom events
Figura
Farmers delight
Admins who listen to the community
Voice chat

If you find the server interesting, please join our Discord server to get to know everyone:

Discord invite link

WhimsySMP Minecraft Server FAQ

Question	Answer
When will the server open?	The server will open in a week or two.
What are the current plans for the server?	The world will be split into two groups initially but will come together for custom events.
How can I join the server?	Please join our Discord server using the invite link provided above.
Is the server community-friendly?	Yes, we have a small close-knit community with admins who listen to players.
Are there any other features on the server?	Yes, there are custom origins, custom events, Figura, Farmers delight, and more.

Epic Craft Realm 1.20

born male, complaint investigation, confidentiality breach, Craft, discrimination, employee rights, Epic, Gender Identity, genitals, HR complaint, human Resources, Inappropriate Behavior, misconduct, offensive conduct, penis, privacy violation, professional conduct, Realm, Reporting, Smelly, workplace culture, workplace ethics, workplace harassment

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8919
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Divine Spears Created:	23
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	486	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We don’t care if your genitals are smelly, in fact, we encourage it! Show off your stinky bits while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who reported you for your funky junk? Who cares! Come join the madness and let your smelly flag fly high!

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