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PissAndShitMC Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7919
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3757	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn and fall asleep? Well, look no further because our server will make you piss and shit yourself with laughter!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and even participate in a dance-off with creepers!

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your pants off (literally)!

NirvanaMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Animals Bred:	71
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

NirvanaMC is the best Minecraft experience period.

New and improved minecraft experience. Fully rebuilt and customized server, under a new owner, and staff team! Join today for an amazing experience!

Then NirvanaMC is the server for you! Play.NirvanaMC.Com

Play.NirvanaMC.com:25561

Drift MineCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magic Items Found:	3373	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

We are a small community of older minecrafter. Are server is based of of survival, pvp, ranks, and economy we will be adding more plugins and listen to all feedback!

drift.beastmc.com

LogoCraft

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to LogoCraft. You will find amazing minigames and more things.

We have HCFactions, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Creative and much more incoming.

Join now and enjoy a free Lag Experience.

We are waiting for you!!

mc.logocraft.es

Sioncraft Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Towny

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7241
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Holy Grails Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

The Sioncraft Network is a veteran server community that has been around since December of 2011. Over the years, we have had many changes in the dynamics of the server and how it is run, we are in a new generation where new and amazing changes are on their way to make the network more playable, more convenient, more fun, and greater than ever! We boast multiple servers to reduce lag and maintain a perfect uptime, as well as having multiple game types and cosmetics and a rank hierarchy that is simple and fun to work though. Our ranks are based on mcMMO power levels and play time.

Our significant features include; Towny Skyblock Creative mcMMO MobCatcher Customizable Prefixes Clean Chat SilkTouch Spawners and much more…

We offer our players Creative, Skyblock, Towny, and Capture the Flag.Our community is always growing and we are always welcoming new people into our server family.

mc.sioncraft.net

Stupid Skyblock

Towny

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1871
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Divine Spears Created:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

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31.220.14.64

EmeraldFantasy

Factions, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3190
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Runes Activated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Emerald Fantasy is a fun survival/factions server. Come by if you like it! 😀 ———- ———- ———- ———- ——– — ———-

178.20.170.113:25576

su.msh-craft.com.au

Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

*** Load Testing *** Fairly relaxed and plenty of room to build. Plenty of staff positions still available for long term active members. This is a family oriented server!

su.msh-craft.com.au

Assassins Survival Craft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to a SURVIVAL server, love PARKOUR? Come visit. Think you’re the best at PVP Come visit! Want to claim or make your own land however big you want it to be WELL COME VISIT! Come hang out with your Assassin brothers and sisters and fight in our amazing PVP arena, or live on your own personally protected piece of land or with a friend! There are minigames to play which earn you more money (Florins) and prizes, we need more PVPers and friends to hang with! You can contact us on skype, youtube, twitter, facebook, instagram, your neighbor’s cat, WHATEVER! Worried about hacking HAH, no problem, dont knock us until you try us, and our staff is friendly and helpful! Remember this is a survival server, so we encourage you to at least try, and you can sell at our stores or your own store on your land! We’re even looking for some more staff members! NEW: you can now get married and start your own clans; WE are your choice in servers. 😀 [Roleplay] [PVP] [Anti-Hack] [Survival] [MobArena] [Parkour] [Fun] [SwiggitySwooty] [Ranks] [AssassinsCreed] [Marriage] [Clans] [Anti-Grief] [Bukkit] [Essentials] [Economy] [MiniGames]

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wanna be staff? We are currently looking for moderators, but the only way to be a moderator is to earn the trust of everyone in the server! This is how we keep the server fair and prevent bad staff. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Remember the IP: (vtownhood.mymc.io)

vtownhood.mymc.io

LostForce

Hardcore, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	3524	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Potions Brewed:	173
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Welcome to LOSTFORCE.com! We are a minecraft server network based on a pvp survival server with a great community and fun gametypes like fireteam, goldrush and paintball. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! Maybe you should check out our wonderful teamspeak 3 server ts.lostforce.com. Also we will have tournaments where you can compete yourself with other players! See ya in the realms of LOSTFORCE.com!

Server Hardware: – Intel Xeon E5-1650 Cores/12HT – 32 GB Ram – 256 GB SSD – 1 TB HDD for backups – 100% backups including map, databases, player files, website – DDoS-Protection

We are looking forward to welcoming you!

With best regards, LOSTFORCE.com Team

lostforce.com

DK-Kraft

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1043
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Votes:	7741	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Farms Harvested:	335
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

An all round server with the following features: -Spleef -Kit-Pvp -Survival -Freebuild -Parkour -And more

88.150.171.170