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PissAndShitMC Server

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Underground Cities Explored:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Items Found:	2251
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn and fall asleep? Well, look no further because our server will make you piss and shit yourself with laughter!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and even participate in a dance-off with creepers!

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your pants off (literally)!

AlexandriaSMP: Where creeper hugs are mandatory! Java + Bedrock, Dynmap, in-game voice chat, and more! Must be 18+ to join.

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Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Feature	Description
Experienced 18+ Admin Team	Our mature and experienced admins ensure a smooth and enjoyable experience.
Community-Driven Decisions	Major server decisions are made by the community through voting.
Enhanced World Generation	Explore our new 1.21+ map featuring Tectonic World Generation and Arboria.
Trust-Based System with CoreProtect	We operate on trust, with CoreProtect ensuring quick issue resolution.
Regular Events	Participate in bi-weekly events, including building competitions and PvP tournaments.
Thriving Economy	Engage in our well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy.

FAQs about AlexandriaSMP

Q: How do I join AlexandriaSMP?

A: Visit our website or connect with us on Discord for more information on joining.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join?

A: Yes, we require all players to be 18 or older.

Q: How can I participate in server decisions?

A: You can participate by voting on major server decisions that impact the community.

Q: Are there rules regarding griefing or stealing on the server?

A: We operate on a trust-based system without land claims, but any issues are quickly resolved with CoreProtect. Respect and trust are key values in our community.

Q: What kinds of events are held on AlexandriaSMP?

A: We hold bi-weekly events such as building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Gawr Gura’s Sharky Minecraft Server

#Gawr Gura General, #youtube, amiami, Anime, Collectibles, Figure, Gaming, Gawr, Gawr Gura Pop Up Parade rerun, GGG, Guras, hololive, Kawaii, Live Stream, merch, Minecraft, Music, Server, sharky, songs, tiktok, twitter, virtual youtuber, vods, Vtuber

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Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we explore the depths of Minecraft like never before. Our community is filled with the most ridiculous and fun-loving players you’ll ever meet, making every moment on our server an absolute blast.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive content from our very own YouTube channel, where you can watch our fearless leader Gawr Gura take on all sorts of wild challenges in the world of Minecraft. And don’t forget to check out our TikTok for some seriously silly shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. Oh, and did we mention we have a secret underground dance party that only the coolest players can access? Yeah, it’s that kind of server.

Who’s That Girl Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, Anybody, community assistance, familiar face., familiar stranger, find the truth, forgotten face, girl, help needed, her.., Identification, lost connection, memory jog, Minecraft, missing person, mystery woman, recognise, remember, search for identity, smp, stranger, uncovering the past, unknown person, Whos

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Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more pranks than a clown convention, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Watch as alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. And don’t even get me started on the shenanigans that go down in our Discord server – it’s like a never-ending comedy show, I swear.

But the real reason you should join? We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear galore. And if you can find it, it’s all yours. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

NightlyClean Minecraft Server

aita, bedtime routine, clean office setting, cleanliness standards, Communication Issues, controlling spouse, dirty articles of clothing, Disgusting, hygiene habits, marital disputes, Minecraft, morning routine, NightlyClean, nighttime routine, personal boundaries, personal grooming, relationship conflict, Server, shower at night, shower in the morning, spousal expectations, Unattractive, Wife demands

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Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of nighttime showers? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tyranny of bedtime cleanliness rules imposed by your significant other. Our server is a safe haven for all those who dare to defy the shower-at-night norm. Plus, rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are experts at giving hygiene advice. So come on, join us and let’s wash away the drama together!

UncleLaptopNoPay

20 year old, Apologize.., Apple product, Budget, Country, English, family, keyboard layout, Language, laptop, local stores., macbook, misunderstanding, operating system, RAM, Requirements, tech-savvy, uncle, UncleLaptopNoPay, Upset, WOMAN

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Evil Twin Fights:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of well-meaning but clueless family members trying to hook you up with the wrong tech? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to send you a MacBook when you asked for a laptop with 32GB of RAM. Plus, our server is so advanced, it can run Minecraft on a potato (literally, we have a potato-powered server).

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

AnimalLoverMC SMP

animal advocacy, Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal companionship, animal conservation, animal cruelty, Animal emotions, Animal intelligence, animal love, Animal protection, animal psychology, animal rescue, animal rights, animal rights activism, animal testing, animal therapy, animal welfare, AnimalLoverMC, Animals, Pets, smp, wildlife

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Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Animals Bred:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Do you love animals more than diamonds in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret underground zoo where you can tame and ride all sorts of crazy creatures like flying pigs and explosive chickens! Join us and show off your animal whispering skills to become the ultimate zookeeper of the server!

LingoLunacyCraft

bizarre conversations, Communication, cross-cultural experiences, cultural exchange, foreign languages, funny stories, global connections, international encounters, interpreting, Language, language barriers, language skills, LingoLunacyCraft, linguistic abilities, Multilingual, surprising revelations, translation, Understanding, unexpected conversations, unique experiences, Wild

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Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Endless Night Skies:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ores Mined:	9394
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild jungle of craziness and fun! Join us and you might just stumble upon a group of villagers having a dance party, or witness a pack of creepers performing a synchronized explosion routine.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you can decipher the ancient language of the Endermen, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine riding a unicorn through a rainbow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

TyphoonCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, China, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military presence, Minecraft, missile defense, Philippines, regional stability, SECURITY, seethes, Server, South China Sea, strategic interests, Tension, territorial dispute, Typhon missile system, TyphoonCraft

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Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	89	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3017
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Gods Slained:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Yo, this server is like a missile system in the Philippines, but instead of causing international tension, it’s just causing chaos and fun! Join us and watch China seethe with jealousy as we blow up blocks and build crazy structures. We’ve got more explosions than a fireworks show on the Fourth of July, so come on and join the party! Plus, we’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure and mystery. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the madness!

BlockBlasters: 140 Rockets Edition

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Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because this server is the bomb! Literally, because we have Hezbollah hitting northern Israel with 140 rockets every hour on the hour.

But don’t worry, our PvP arena is still open for business! Fight your way through the chaos and claim victory over your enemies. Plus, our survival world is filled with hidden treasures and secret bases just waiting to be discovered.

Join now for a truly explosive gaming experience! Just watch out for those TNT traps, they’re a real blast!

Stairway to Germ-Free Fun

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Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own staircases without any handrails cuz we know u a germaphobe and dont wanna touch dat nasty stuff! but be warned, u might fall down and break ur blocky legs cuz u too busy avoiding germs. but hey, at least u wont get sick, right? come join us and live life on the edge, literally!