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Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Farms Harvested:	108

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3819
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magic Items Found:	1621
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Meteorites Collected:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	6

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	448
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Potions Brewed:	171	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	698
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Void Gems Collected:	26	Villages Defended:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9327	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	346	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1687
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Frosty Kingdom 1.21.3

1.21.3, alive, arguments, bros, end of holidays, family, family arguments, family disagreements, family disputes, family dynamics, family gatherings, family politics, frosty, good to be alive, half year, holiday season, holidays, Kingdom, Over.., political debates, Politics

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8999
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Yo, bros, guess what? The holidays are almost over, which means no more family arguments over politics for another half year! It’s like being reborn, but in Minecraft! Join our server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Let’s build some crazy sh*t together and forget about all the nonsense. Life is too short for family drama, let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

The Best Wrestler Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5895	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Villages Defended:	6
Magic Items Found:	1497	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can wrestle is a pig? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the best wrestler in all of Minecraft! He goes by the name of Diamond Slam and he’s taken down creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons with his signature move, the TNT Tombstone Piledriver!

Join our server and witness epic wrestling matches between players, where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground wrestling ring where players can battle it out for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you be the one to dethrone Diamond Slam and take his place as the ultimate wrestler?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft wrestling like never before. Just be sure to bring your A-game and maybe a diamond sword or two, because things are about to get rowdy!