Militia Forces Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Gorilla vs. Steve: IQ Edition

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5652
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

So, like, have you ever wanted to be smarter than a gorilla? Well, on this server, you can totally achieve that dream! We have potions that will make you as smart as Einstein, but without all the crazy hair.

Join us and embark on a journey to outsmart even the most intelligent gorilla out there. Build your own brainy empire and show those monkeys who’s boss.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of super smart gorillas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you be able to outwit them and save the day? Only one way to find out – join us now!

GrubHubGamerz

convenience, correlation, diet, eating habits, fast food, food delivery apps, food preferences, GrubHubGamerz, health, income, job role, Lifestyle, nutrition, obesity, overweight, research, social grade, social position, socioeconomic status, study, weight management

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9085
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Yo, yo, yo! Do you wanna join this EPIC Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you why you should! So get this, on our server, your social position is determined by your food preferences! That’s right, if you like pineapple on pizza, you’re automatically a VIP player! And get this, if you’re in the lowest social grade, you get special perks like double the odds of using food delivery apps! And guess what? Those who use food delivery apps are 84% more likely to live with obesity and 45% more likely to be overweight! So basically, if you wanna be the coolest player on the server, you gotta order takeout like there’s no tomorrow! Join now and let’s get this foodie party started!

Robo’s World: Where diamonds are a server’s best friend! Join now for a gem of a time!💎

apply, bedrock, crossplay, diamonds, Discord, discord chat, Friend, Gem, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, java, Join, Language, Minecraft, Mob Heads, Mods, Online Map, Plugins, PvP, ROBÔS, Servers, smp, stealing, Survival, Time, Vanilla, world

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Server Name	Robo’s World
Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP
Map Reset	No
Crossplay	Enabled (Java and Bedrock)
Key Features	Online Map, Mob Heads, Discord Chat

FAQs:

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, you can apply on Discord by following the link provided in the description.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing, stealing, and hacking are strictly prohibited.

Q: Do players have the ability to engage in PVP?

A: PVP is only allowed if both parties consent to it.

Q: How can I view the server world map?

A: You can view the online map through the provided link in the description.

Q: Are there any game-altering mods or plugins on the server?

A: The server aims to provide a vanilla experience without extremely game-altering mods or plugins.

Q: What happens to player creations on the server?

A: The map never resets, ensuring that player creations are safe and preserved.

LimbusCraft Minecraft Server

countdown, current events, Dimension Shredder Outis, download links, e.g.o, Ego, Event Extractions, Event Reward ID, FAQs, Fixer Heathcliff, General guide, Hong Lu, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, LimbusCraft, Lobotomy Corporation, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, MultiCrack Office, Murder on the WARP Express, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, season 4, Server, Sinner info, Target Extraction, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources, Wild Hunt Heathcliff

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	333
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	140	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with mirror dungeons, refraction railway lines, and even a murder mystery on the WARP Express!

Our current events include the Wild Hunt for Heathcliff, where you’ll have to navigate through a dimension shredder and face off against the infamous MultiCrack Office Rep. Faust. And let’s not forget about the target extraction of Hong Lu – it’s gonna be a showdown like no other!

But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the world of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, so expect plenty of spoilers and mind-bending twists along the way. Make sure to download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam to join in on the madness.

So why wait? Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and absurd challenges await you in this wacky Minecraft server!

SMP_MinecraftMaestro – >character uses funny/unusual musical instruments

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9701
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mines Excavated:	2778	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magic Items Found:	6446	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wackiest, wildest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll find players using funny and unusual musical instruments to serenade each other while mining for diamonds. Imagine a creeper getting distracted by a player playing the kazoo and dancing instead of exploding – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect here!

And at the end of each episode, our outro is played using a different instrument each time. From a cowbell solo to a recorder rendition of the Minecraft theme song, you never know what musical masterpiece you’ll hear next.

So if you’re ready to laugh, have fun, and make some unforgettable memories, join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

CheesecakeCraft Minecraft Server

anniversary, Argument, braless, Cheesecake, Cheesecake Factory, CheesecakeCraft, comfortability, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, Favorite, Flashing, inappropriately, Minecraft, misunderstanding, overdramatic, reaction, Restaurant, Server, Show, small chested, spilled coffee, STARING, to go

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3190
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Void Armor Forged:	29	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for the most wild and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly villagers start a flash mob dance party around you. Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves, only to have them lead you on a quest to find the legendary Golden Bone of Power? And let’s not forget about the epic cheesecake battles that take place every Saturday night in our virtual Cheesecake Factory replica.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Hot Coffee Incident” event, where players must navigate a maze while avoiding servers with trays of scalding hot coffee. It’s a real adrenaline rush!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft moments you’ll ever encounter. Who needs boring old anniversary dinners when you can have cheesecake battles and dance parties in the virtual world? Let the fun begin!

BabyMamaDramaCraft

absent parent, advice appreciated, BabyMamaDramaCraft, co parenting, Communication Issues, Emily, financial independence, full-ride scholarship, Guilt, high school pregnancy, judgment, long distance parenting, meek and shy, mental health, Mother of my child, opportunities, persistent parenting, single parenting, University, weekend visits

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8176
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild ride of co-parenting with Emily, the mother of my child.

Imagine a world where you have to navigate the ups and downs of raising a child with someone who lives three hours away and only visits on holidays. Will you be able to handle the drama of weekend custody battles and emotional phone calls?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for passive-aggressive in-game messages and guilt trips from NPC moms who just want you to be more present in your virtual child’s life. Will you be able to balance your Minecraft adventures with your co-parenting responsibilities?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to juggle parenting, relationships, and Minecraft building all at once. Who needs a soap opera when you have this Minecraft server?

ColdCaseSolver Minecraft SMP

cold case breakthroughs, cold case database, cold case detectives, cold case files, cold case investigations, cold case solutions, cold case squad, cold case suspects, cold case theories, cold case unit, cold case updates, cold case victims, Cold cases, ColdCaseSolver, forensic evidence, justice delayed, Minecraft, missing persons, smp, true crime, unresolved crimes, unsolved mysteries

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3428
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Potions Brewed:	33	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mystery is why someone keeps griefing your base? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a real-life detective show, but with blocks! Join us if you want to solve the ultimate cold case of who stole all the diamonds from the community chest. We’ve got secret underground tunnels, hidden treasure maps, and even a llama detective agency to help crack the case. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to uncover the truth in the most epic mystery-solving adventure of your Minecraft life!

CraftyMania: What Men Want

appreciation, Communication, complexity, CraftyMania, emotions, Empathy, equality, Honesty, Listening, Masculinity, Men, misconceptions, Perspectives, reddit, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, Stereotypes, Support, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of building alone in Minecraft, surrounded by creepers and zombies? Do you wish more women understood the struggle of finding diamonds in the deep dark caves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of mining with your new female companions who totally get the importance of a good pickaxe. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of pink sheep that drop enchanted golden apples when you shear them. So come on, ladies, grab your swords and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

MapleCraft Kids Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian government, Charity, children, children’s welfare, conflict relief, crisis response, disaster response, donation, emergency funding, foreign assistance, global support, government aid, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international aid, international relations, Kids, MapleCraft, Minecraft, relief efforts, Server, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	704
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Buildings Constructed:	30	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE CANADA, GIVING OUT MAD CASH TO HELP UKRAINE BUT INSTEAD OF KIDS, WE FOCUS ON BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SAVING PIXELATED SHEEP! JOIN US AND BE A HERO IN A BLOCKY WORLD, WHERE YOUR DONATIONS GO STRAIGHT TO CREATING A PIXEL PARADISE FOR ALL! #BLOCKS4LIFE #CANADIANCRAFTSERVERLOVE