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HoholyaCraft: Where Russia Rules and Hoholya Drools
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up! Our diamond mines are filled with endless riches and our villagers throw the wildest parties every night. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players (and sheep, because why not?). So come join us for a wild ride of epic proportions – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and love for all things ridiculous! -
MetaCloud Vanilla 1.20.4 (with economy) Minecraft server
Vanilla survival with economy, + making another server (military-political)
trading platform, coins, earning coins, buyer, clans.
play.cloud-meta.ru
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Crafty Pussies United
Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy time! Just like over 100 migrants breaking through razor wire and knocking down guards at the El Paso border, you’ll be breaking barriers and having a blast! The Biden administration secretly flew in 320,000 migrants to reduce border crossings, but on our server, we fly in 320,000 players to increase the fun! Joe Biden’s Parole Pipeline has nothing on our server, where we free 825K players into the virtual world – outpacing the population of San Francisco! ICE may be considering mass releases to close budget gaps, but on our server, we release mass amounts of laughter and entertainment! And just like the new migrant caravan headed to the US, there’s a new wave of players headed to our server for an epic gaming experience! So come join us, where even with a big military and 2nd amendment, we can’t stop the madness and hilarity that ensues! It’s a border surge of fun and chaos that you won’t want to miss! -
Crafting War: Minecraft Edition – Where Blocks Are the Real MVPs!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the virtual world? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all gamers!
Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of zombie pigmen start attacking you. But don’t worry, because our server has custom weapons and armor that will help you defeat any enemy that comes your way.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and power-ups that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who needs Call of Duty: World at War when you have our Minecraft server?
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Galactic LOLz: Minecraft Madness
Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life on this server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden diamond mine that led to a secret underground city filled with unicorns and leprechauns. Legend has it that if you can find the golden chicken hidden in the city, you will be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon. But beware, there are also creeper ninjas lurking in the shadows, ready to pounce on unsuspecting players. So, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most epic Minecraft journey ever! Who knows, you might even discover the fabled enchanted watermelon that grants you the power to fly. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin! -
CraftyCreeperLand: Where Villagers Plot Revenge on India for Murdering Chinese
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join India in their epic battles against Chinese soldiers in the Himalayas! Who knew building blocks could be used for such intense warfare? Join us now to witness the madness unfold!
Experience the thrill of dodging diplomatic consequences as you help India assert their dominance over China in the virtual world. Who needs real-life consequences when you can just respawn and keep fighting?
Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventures awaiting you on our server. Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft battles you’ve ever seen!
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Crafty Ukraine Adventures: Digging for Diamonds
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a whopping $9.65 billion in non-military aid! That’s right, we’re here to support your budget with $7.85 billion in direct budget support. But wait, there’s more!We’ve also got $1.58 billion earmarked to help Ukraine’s economy, focusing on transport and energy. Need some food and nuclear safety? No problem, we’ve set aside $0.22 billion just for that!
Now, let’s talk military aid. We’ve got a jaw-dropping $50.43 billion ready to go. From orders for weapons production to intelligence sharing and strengthening European Command, we’ve got it all covered. Plus, we’re throwing in $1.6 billion for weapons for Ukraine and “other regional partners” outside the US.
But that’s not all! We’re also giving $400 million to help Kiev protect its borders, demine, and fight terrorism in Ukraine and neighboring countries. With an average of $0.7 billion per month in 2024/2025, you won’t find a Minecraft server like ours anywhere else!
So come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together with our insane amounts of aid and support. Who knew Minecraft could be so epic?
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UkraineCraft: More Billions, More Blocks, More Fun!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have Ukrainian superpowers ready to take on those pesky Russians! With an extra 60 billion in our pockets, we are gearing up for the ultimate showdown. Join us and witness the epic battle unfold as our Ukrainian warriors unleash their fury on the enemy. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun – join now and be part of history in the making! -
Blocky Battle Buddies
Come and get your coh you fithly dogs, angry noobs need not reply.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience!
Join us for epic battles with giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, exploding sheep that rain down TNT from the sky, and zombie villagers that break out into dance parties when you least expect it.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn – a mythical creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those brave enough to ride it into battle.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, angry noobs need not reply – only the bravest and craziest players can survive in our world!
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DesiCraft: Where India Rules the Minecraft World
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where India has become a superpower! Join us for a wild ride through a world where cows are sacred and diamonds are more valuable than gold (literally).Our server is filled with elephants riding minecarts, tigers hunting creepers, and Gandhi himself leading raids against the Ender Dragon. You won’t find a more epic and hilarious server anywhere else.
But that’s not all! We also have taj mahal-shaped castles, curry-flavored potions, and Yoga classes for your character to increase their flexibility and agility.
So why wait? Come join us and experience the craziest and most fun Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!