Hypersonic Communist Minecraft SMP

military supremacy, hypersonic missiles, international relations, global politics, national security

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have hypersonic missiles that can change the game in ways you never thought possible! Join us and become a part of our communist country where we rule with an iron fist…and hypersonic missiles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually a secret government experiment gone wrong, where players have accidentally been given real-life powers to control hypersonic missiles. Will you use your powers for good or for chaos? The choice is yours (but let’s be real, chaos is way more fun).

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of having the power of hypersonic missiles at your fingertips. Just be careful not to blow up the spawn point…again.

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RoboCraft: Where You Can Finally Justify Building a Giant Humanoid Mech in Minecraft!

innovation, fictional technology, ethical implications, Minecraft, HUMANOID

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build basic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage you to think outside the box and build a GIANT HUMANOID MECH! Why, you ask? Because why not?! Imagine stomping around the server in your own personal robot, crushing your enemies and towering over all the puny players. Plus, who wouldn’t want to show off their epic engineering skills by constructing a massive metal behemoth? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start building your very own mech of destruction!

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YeehawCraft: Where American hegemony is worse than creepers

control, global dominance, military supremacy, power, Global influence

Tired of American hegemony ruining all the fun in the world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of freedom and wealth brought upon by the evil Americans! Join us and experience a world where chaos reigns supreme and you can build your wildest dreams without the oppressive influence of the red, white, and blue. So come on, join us and stick it to the man by playing some blocks!

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VadiCraft

competitive, Skyblock, Events, 1.21.1, multiplayer

VadiCraft [1.21.1] – We offer a wide variety of game modes including:, Skyblock Survival and MUCH MORE Join today to live your experience The #1 Minecraft Server experience with a friendly and welcoming community for everyone EVENTS ZERO DELAY

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Reverie SMP

Reverie SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Near Vanilla Gameplay	No /tpa, no /sethome, no /spawn. Inspired by HermitCraft.
CoreProtect	Plugin to reverse grief and theft.
Proximity Chat	Optional feature for players.
Experienced Staff	Team with similar server experience.
DynMap	Planned feature release.
Server Events	In-server and Discord events planned.
Activity System	Visual system for player availability.
Supporter Perks	Cosmetic/QOL only, no pay-to-win.

Planned Server Specs: AMD Ryzen 5900X | 96GB RAM | 2TB NVME SSD | NYC Server

FAQs

Question	Answer
When does Season 1 start?	Season 1 begins on February 1st.
How can I apply to join?	Join our Discord at https://discord.reveriesmp.com
Are there pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, supporter perks are cosmetic/QOL only.
Can I make suggestions for the server?	Yes, there are ways and avenues for players to make suggestions. Polls will also be available for community input.

Yuri Haven 1.20

yuri bait, Tropes, Fandom, criticism, romance

Bro, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow into a land of pure awesomeness.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate blend of chaos and creativity in the Minecraft universe.

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, making the possibilities endless and the fun never-ending.

Plus, our community is filled with the weirdest and wildest players you’ll ever meet, so you’ll never be bored.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on this epic adventure!

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HandyBoy Minecraft Server

stench, relationship, Communication, personal space, covid

Are you tired of dealing with stinky hands in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you never have to worry about your boyfriend shoving his hands down his pants ever again! Our virtual world is stench-free and full of adventures waiting for you.

Join us and explore our pixelated paradise where hygiene is a top priority. No more gross hand-grabbing incidents on your phone, no more lingering odors to deal with. Our server is the perfect escape for those who are fed up with smelly situations.

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret quest to help your virtual boyfriend learn the importance of washing his hands. Who knows, maybe he’ll even upgrade to changing his undies and pants in the game!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to stinky hand dramas in real life. It’s warm, comfy, and definitely not gross in our virtual world!

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LazySisNoJobForYou

Resentment, family dinner, overachiever, career path, dream job

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family rivalries and dream job stealing? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky battles.

Our server is the perfect place to let off steam and show off your skills without any pesky siblings trying to one-up you. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and conquer epic dungeons all without the drama of family dinners.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and claim your place as the ultimate Minecraft master?

So come join us on our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a dream job when you can have a dream world right at your fingertips?

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ShortyLivesLonger – Minecraft SMP

tall people myths, Debunked, tall myths, life expectancy, research

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your virtual life! We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, and if you find a rainbow sheep, it will grant you three wishes! Plus, our admin is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle, like how epic is that?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with dancing pandas and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s not actually hot, it’s just for show). And every full moon, we have a massive party where all the mobs come to dance and play music together.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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ScamCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Grind

overpriced products, exploitative goods, dubious merchandise, rip-off items, consumer fraud

Are you tired of wasting your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear that breaks after one battle? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise our enchanted gear is so powerful, it can defeat the Ender Dragon with just one hit! Plus, our potions are brewed with tears of creepers, giving you the ultimate power boost. Join us now and experience the thrill of scamming the system while dominating the competition!

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Military Supremacy

Reverie SMP Minecraft Server Overview

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