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CraftyCorruptionMC Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as corrupt as the US military? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to make $60 billion disappear faster than you can say “embezzlement”. Our battlefield conditions are so bad, even Russia’s military spending looks like pocket change in comparison. And don’t worry about addressing corruption, we embrace it with open arms! So come on, join us and abandon all hope of a fair and just Minecraft experience! -
Crescenta SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets semi-crazy! Come join the madness in Version 1.19+ now, only if you’re 13+!
Minecraft Server Information
Server IP crescenta.org Server Version 1.19 – 1.21 Java Discord Link https://discord.gg/As5s3XtwHJ Overview
Welcome to Crescenta, the unique nations/smp, semi-casual, colonist towny, and roleplay Minecraft server that grows to accomodate new players! With our unique plugins and strategies, we have a dynamic, expanding world with never-before-seen generation that will always have new areas to explore, mine, and settle!
Settle new lands (or join a town), join a nation, conduct diplomacy, declare war! Claim, Create, and Conquer!
Features
- Long lasting worlds!
- Custom world generation!
- Explore the world in 3D with Bluemap!
- Proximity Voice Chat!
- Resource balancing tweaks!
- Community flavor plugins!
Note: We do request that you be 13 years or older, because a lot of this server is based off of the community Discord we have, and Discord has a strict 13+ age policy.
FAQ
Question Answer What is the server IP? crescenta.org What is the server version? 1.19 – 1.21 Java Is there a Discord server? https://discord.gg/As5s3XtwHJ What are some of the unique features of the server? Long lasting worlds, custom world generation, Bluemap for 3D exploration, Proximity Voice Chat, resource balancing tweaks, and community flavor plugins. Is there an age requirement to join? Yes, players should be 13 years or older due to Discord’s policy. -
Mitsubishi’s LOL Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine and craft stuff? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can just sit back and watch your character do all the work for you! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained hamsters running on wheels to power your virtual avatar. Just sit back, relax, and let the hamsters do all the heavy lifting!But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Mitsubishisama, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with bling. Oops!
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the hamsters’ stamina). AHAHAHA OH NONONONNO FORGIVE ME MITSUBISHISAMA, but you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness!
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Gone Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as disappointing as The Last of Us 2? Look no further! Our server is more lit than The Dark Knight Rises and will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the disappointment in the world.Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush. We promise you won’t be bored, and you definitely won’t be disappointed. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!
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FruitNinja Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like Jamie embraces her fruit obsession! Join us for a wild ride filled with moldy teabags, fruit fly infestations, and half-eaten apples crawling with flies.Looking for a server where you can throw out fruit without being accused of wasting food? Look no further! Our community understands the struggle of living with someone who turns the kitchen counter into a fruit orchard with questionable hygiene practices.
Embark on a quest to clean up the kitchen and battle against the fruit fly infestation that threatens to take over. Will you be the sanitation hero or will you be accused of disrespecting dietary choices? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!
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WeddingWhiteOut or CrazyCousinChaos
Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to not wear white! That’s right, we take fashion faux pas very seriously in our pixelated world.Join us and you might just encounter some crazy drama like the time a player showed up in a white dress to a wedding and all chaos broke loose. Imagine the hilarity of trying to navigate through a virtual world while dealing with family feuds and passive aggressive comments – it’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!
So if you’re looking for a server that’s filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now! Who knows what kind of outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in – just remember, leave the white attire at home!
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CraftyCouple Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being nagged by your wife to spend less time playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from the real world! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about hearing “why are you always on that stupid game” ever again. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds mined on our server are actually good luck charms for a happy marriage. So come join us and keep the love alive, one block at a time! -
WeddingCraftGoneWild
Have you heard about the guy who called off his wedding because his fiancée wouldn’t let him build a giant diamond castle in Minecraft? Well, if you want to avoid ending up like him, you better join our Minecraft server where we encourage all your wildest building dreams! Who needs a spouse when you can have a virtual diamond castle, am I right? Join now and build your way to eternal happiness (and avoid any wedding drama)! -
GazaGriefers: StopTheFires
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a wild ride of a time trying to stop the evil forces of Hamas from firing at Israel! we have a bunch of crazy rebels in Gaza trying to take down the bad guys with their pickaxes and swords. join us for some intense battles and hilarious moments as we fight for peace in the blocky world. plus, we have a secret weapon that shoots TNT at our enemies – it’s a blast! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of the ‘Local Rebellion’! -
TVBedtimeAlarm3AM
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a wild ride through a land of pure madness and chaos! Imagine waking up in the game to a blaring alarm at 3am, but instead of the emergency broadcast system, it’s just a bunch of chickens clucking in your ear! And don’t even get me started on the TV – it’s always on, but instead of boring shows, it’s playing epic battles between giant creepers and tiny villagers.But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the zombies and skeletons have dance parties instead of attacking you. And the best part? The only way to survive is by building a house made entirely of rainbow blocks and unicorn tears. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!