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Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread

Humour, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, TV

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Star Shards Collected:	155
Crops Grown:	8429	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on the walls of your dirt hut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not. Suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, carrying players on their backs as they race to the nearest village to trade with the villagers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle swoops down from the sky and challenges everyone to a dance-off!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

No more drama Minecraft server

Anons, bronies, Brony, Captcha, chuds, diapers, Discord, Drama, elite group, friend drama, gibberish, Minecraft, newfags, ponybro, retarded, Server, stupid, swag, trolling, troons, voice message

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3915
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	196
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Are you tired of getting trolled by chuds and troons in other Minecraft servers? Join our server and become part of an elite $500 brony friend group where your swag is appreciated! Voice messages are encouraged, diapers are optional. Our captcha is so ridiculous, it spits out pure gibberish just like our insane stories. Join now and show off your epic bronie skills!

The Hunted Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Anime, chimera ants, Deadsoka, friendship, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, Hisoka Morow, Hunted, Hunter Association, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, Leorio Paradinight, Manga, Minecraft, Nen, phantom troupe, SHONEN, smp

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4953
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Welcome to Deadsoka, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the middle of a jungle. Curiosity got the best of them and they decided to jump in, only to find themselves in a wacky world filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. It was like nothing they had ever seen before!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. If you can find your way there, you’ll be grooving with the most legendary mobs in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join Deadsoka today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen.

Oh No No No No No Minecraft Server

Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, long tail, long tail tag, meme, Minecraft, nononononono, oh, reaction, Server, social media, Tag, trending, Video, viral, viral video

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	748
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	368
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3298
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant the holder unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride pigs into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Llama Gang, a group of mischievous llamas who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Will you be able to tame one and ride it into the sunset?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade in rare sea treasures. Just be careful not to anger the giant squid boss who guards the entrance – he’s a real kraken when he’s hangry!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Left Wing Movie Watcher Minecraft SMP

Analysis, analysis prompt, BELIEF, BIAS, Cinema, critique, debate, discussion, film, Ideology, Interpretation, left, left wingers, Minecraft, Movie, opinion, perspective, Political, sense, smp, social commentary, Viewpoint, watch, watcher, WING

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Divine Spears Created:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you rebels out there!

Join our wacky SMP where left wingers are banned from watching any movies, especially ones that don’t make sense. Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of sentient chickens who have a deep-seated hatred for anyone who dares to question their movie-watching habits.

But don’t worry, if you can prove your worth by building the most outrageous chicken coop or surviving a horde of zombie chickens, you might just earn their respect and be allowed to watch movies again. So come on, join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

/i/ thread, #champyons, #clip channels, #Creative Corner, #Kiyomi Pyon-Pyon, #RABBITY Way, Aggie, AI LoRA, Animals, animations, art, asmr collection, Aussie, autistic, channel, chuuba, community watchalongs, craft server, cytube, Danboorus, Doom 2 WAD, emergency Gosling resources, Fan Content, Kiki, Kikinese, Koikatsu Archive, last thread, merch links, Minecraft, Music, Noises Sound Effects, Notifications, PALS, PIXEL, pyon, Rabbalabs links, Related places, RPG demo, RSS feed, Server, Smol Bunny Edition, socials, stable diffusion, stream highlights, Super Champ Bros, Voicepack, worms game

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	689
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dragons Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to the Smol Bunny Edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure with Kiki, the adorable autistic Aussie chuuba who will lead you on a quest to find the rarest champyons in all of Minecraft!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, Kiki is a master builder who can create the most epic animal sanctuaries and champyon arenas you’ve ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with fluffy bunnies and magical loot waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the Kiki ASMR collection, where you can relax to the soothing sounds of Kiki’s voice as she guides you through a Comfy Morning alarm clock experience. And don’t forget about the Kiki Noises Sound Effects Library, perfect for adding some extra flair to your Minecraft adventures.

Oh, and did I mention the Kiki Doom 2 WAD and the Kiki RPG demo? That’s right, you can battle demons and go on epic quests with Kiki as your trusty sidekick. And if that’s not enough, there’s even a Super Champ Bros rom hack where you can play as Kiki and her champyons in a classic platformer adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Smol Bunny Edition Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Visit Georgia Minecraft SMP

Adventure, ATTRACTIONS, Beautiful landscapes, Black sea, Caucasus region, explore georgia, Food, georgia, Georgian culture, hidden gems, historic sites, Hospitality, Minecraft, Off the beaten path, SightSeeing, smp, TBILISI, tourism, travel, travel inspiration, vacation, Visit, visit Georgia, wine

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4144
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dimension Hops:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, pack your bags and head on over to Georgia! Why Georgia, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And our creeper explosions are actually confetti cannons that celebrate your every move!

But that’s not all – our villagers are trained in the art of interpretive dance, and our llamas are expert hairstylists who will give you the trendiest Minecraft makeovers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco sheep who can bust a move like no other.

So come on down to Georgia, where the grass is always greener and the adventures are always wackier! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Free Speech MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Free Speech MC [1.21.1] – We are a brand new Skyblock server that offers a wide range of custom plugins from Custom Fishing, to Custom Mob bosses to Factories to help improve your skyblock experience. Join today to experience your #1 Skyblock experience, with a welcoming community for all.

play.freespeechmc.net:25581

Target SMP

Community, Events, in-game prizes, join us, Minecraft, Survival, Target SMP, vanilla smp

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1210
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	147
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	1

Welcome to the Target SMP! We are a small vanilla SMP with a great community. We host new events occasionally, with the chance to win in-game prizes. Don’t miss out! Come join us!

play.targetmc.xyz:30098

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Crafting, Exploration, Farming, Minecraft, Mining, mobs, multiplayer, Only, PvP, recommended, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2667
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

plqf.vanilla-box.ru