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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 9657 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer screen! We have so many crazy adventures, like one time we found a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. And don’t even get me started on the time we all rode giant chickens into battle against a horde of evil villagers. It was epic!
But the best part is, on this server, you can do any drug you want with no negative side effects. That’s right, you can munch on some enchanted mushrooms and ride a rainbow unicorn through the sky without worrying about any bad trips. It’s like a psychedelic paradise, man.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it!
