mikhail almeida funny – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

ChopstickCraft: No Soup for You!
business closures, Cafés, Chinese restaurants, ChopstickCraft, closures, Covid-19, Delivery, Dining, dining out, economic impact, financial loss, Food Industry, food service, government regulations, pandemic, Restaurant (Industry), restrictions, Shut down, Small Businesses, Soup, takeout, unemployment
come join our epic minecraft server where we have so many chinese restaurants and cafes that you won’t even know what to do with yourself! we have nearly 3 million of them, all serving up delicious pixelated food for your virtual hunger needs.
why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground restaurant run by pandas. yes, you read that right. pandas serving up noodles and dumplings like there’s no tomorrow. it was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
not convinced yet? well, how about this – we have a cafe where all the villagers gather to gossip about the latest drama in the minecraft world. you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a villager spill the tea about a creeper who got rejected by a skeleton. it’s wild, i tell ya.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden restaurant run by llamas next!

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Vitamin D City
bone health, Chronic illness, city, disease prevention, health, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, holistic health, immune system, immunity, Longevity, Nutrients, Optimal levels, preventative care, Strong bones, sun exposure, Sunlight, Supplements, Vitamin, Vitamin D, vitamin deficiency, wellness
so, like, this server is, like, the best thing eva, man. u know why? cuz, like, it raises ur vitamin D levels, bro. like, u can get it up to 40-70 ng/mL, which is, like, so good for u. u won’t get sick anymore, u’ll be, like, super healthy and stuff. join this server and u’ll be, like, invincible. u’ll be, like, a superhero in minecraft, man. so, like, what r u waiting for? join now and become a vitamin D warrior!

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🧨 Play.landymine.ru 19132 »Best Anarchy 🏡 Server Minecraft
Anarchy, Attacks, base, best, Development, Donors, freedom, Hardcore, Ip:, Minecraft, Mini Games, Mode, Play, Players, Protection, rules, Server, Stability, Version
⛏ Landymine – the best minecraft server with steep and worked out modes, such as:
► anarchy
► mini games
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⚡️ IP: Play.landymine.ru Port: 19132
✨ version: 1.20+
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► Anarchy – rules? There is no such thing in this mode. Hardcore, complete freedom of action, equality between players and donors. All this is anarchy. Unlike the neck or survival, this mode is unique in that you need to develop and build your base from hostile players. Privata is made in the form of blocks that have their own radius of action and rareness.
► How is this server unique?
Constant development and adding new
Full emphasis on players and the comfort of the game project theme and the uniqueness of the modes
The best protection against all types of attacks
The stability of the server
Direct connection with leadership and responsiveness
We work from 2022
✠ Choose Play.landymine – means to choose the best server.
Come to us ➥ Landymine.ru 19132
play.landymine.ru:19132

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Ethereal Realm 1.20
Anime, Anime Series, cafe, Chino, Chiya, Cocoa, coffee, comedy, cute, Ethereal, friendship, Gochiusa, Japan, Kawaii, Manga, moe, Rabbit, rabbit house, Realm, rize, slice of life, Tippy
Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies instead!
You can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks and ride on a pig wearing a top hat while shooting fireworks out of a bow and arrow.
And get this, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a tutu.
Plus, the admins are like wizards who can grant you wishes and turn your pet wolf into a dragon that breathes fire.
So come on, join us on this epic adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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CraftyRejectsMC
Billions, CraftyRejectsMC, long tail tags, RETURN, Taliban, Taliban rejects, trump, Trump’s call, US, weapons
Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! It’s like the Taliban rejecting Trump’s call to return US weapons worth billions, but in blocky pixel form!
We got crazier weapons than those Taliban dudes could ever dream of, like diamond swords that shoot lasers and TNT cannons that can blow up entire villages in one shot. And don’t even get me started on our armor – it’s so strong, not even Trump’s toupee could penetrate it!
But wait, there’s more! Our mobs are like nothing you’ve ever seen before. We’ve got zombie chickens that lay explosive eggs, creeper pigs that explode into bacon (yum), and skeleton cows that shoot arrows out of their udders. It’s a total madhouse, but in the best way possible.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there). Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re Trump trying to get those weapons back, then you might wanna steer clear.

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Detained Craft: Mental Health Edition
Craft, detained, detention centers, Edition, health, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigrant detention, immigrant health, immigrant healthcare, immigrant rights, Immigrants, immigration, Immigration Policy, long term detention, longer detentions, Mental, mental health, mental health services, mental illness, poor health, psychological trauma, ptsd, Trauma
u wanna join dis server cuz we got da best virtual healthcare system in da game. we got doctors n nurses in every corner ready to treat ur pixelated wounds n cure ur virtual PTSD. we even got therapists who specialize in treating ur blocky mental illnesses. join now n get ur mental health on fleek, fam.

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✨KAGAYAKI✨

Age 20+, client side mods, collaboration, crafting tweaks, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmaps, hermitcraft, Image2Map, Improved structures, Iris, KAGAYAKI, Minecarts, Minecraft, NA West, no cheating, No Griefing, No Stealing, Plugins, PvP, QoL features, respectful, smp, sodium, Tectonic terrain, Timber, Vanilla, Version 1.21.4, Whitelist, Xaero’s Map

BRAND NEW SMP SERVER!✨KAGAYAKI✨

Kagayaki is a Vanilla+ SMP server striving for a bright and shining community! If you’re looking for a hermitcraft-style server come on in! We only accept players who have a strong sense of collaboration!

General Rules:

Age 20+ ONLY:	Mature players only, please, and thank you.
No Cheating:	NO Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits (some are allowed ie: tnt duping)
No Griefing or Stealing:	We have a plugin that can look into the block’s history log
Be Respectful to other players:	No racism or No homophobia and just don’t be a jerk!
Be Respectful with PVP:	PVP is allowed but only if both parties consent.
Client Side Mods are allowed:	Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc.
Be Respectful with people’s territories:	Pranks are allowed but please don’t do anything that ruins someone’s progress.
Report players privately:	If you want to report about someone’s behaviour please reach out to moderators privately.

List of featured Datapacks and Plugins:

Datapacks:	Vanilla Tweaks, Improved Minecarts, Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series, Tectonic, True Ending
Plugins:	Dynmaps: http://srv29.godlike.club:26626/, Image2map: Insert custom images into the game.

Hosted on:

NA West

Playing on Version:

1.21.4

Want to join? Join the Discord and apply there!

https://discord.gg/wsp6F4j9

Hope to see you soon and lets make this server shine!

The server just started TODAY as of January 26th!

Exploration Quest 1.20.1
1.20.1, awkward situation, bad habit, bad manners, EMBARRASSING, Exploration, Hand, inappropriate actions, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate touching, keep your hands to yourself, Manners, pants, personal space, public behavior, Quest, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, self-discipline, self-restraint, social etiquette, stop touching yourself, uncomfortable situation
Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than your grandma’s knitting club? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.
Join this server and you’ll be partying with Endermen who can breakdance better than Justin Timberlake, and villagers who throw the sickest raves this side of the Nether. Plus, our moderators are so cool, they once tamed a pack of wolves using only their charm and a stack of raw beef.
So what are you waiting for? Get your hand out of your pants and join the most epic, outrageous, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, carry on with your boring life.

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WorldChangerMC SMP
change the world, empowerment, Impact, individual power, influential figure, influential individuals, influential leader, influential person, influential personalities, influential quotes, influential role model, influential thinker, inspiration, inspiring people, Making A Difference, motivation, Positive Change, Role Model, smp, social change, world changer, WorldChangerMC
OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. Like, one time this player joined and they built a giant statue of a potato that shot lasers out of its eyes. And then another player tamed a herd of flying pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of evil chickens. It was insane!
But wait, there’s more! This server is like a magical land where anything is possible. You can build a castle in the sky, ride a llama into battle, or even become best friends with a talking cow. And the best part is, the admins are super cool and always throwing crazy events like a giant water slide race or a zombie apocalypse survival challenge.
So if you want to join the most epic, ridiculous, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server ever, then you gotta come check us out. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that whoever joins will be blessed with the power to turn dirt into diamonds just by sneezing. Yeah, it’s that awesome. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

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PixelPikaCraft
Favorite, favorite Pokémon, favorite pokemon ability, favorite pokemon anime, favorite pokemon battle, favorite pokemon character, favorite pokemon design, favorite pokemon evolution, favorite pokemon game, favorite pokemon gameboy, favorite pokemon generation, favorite pokemon list, favorite pokemon move, favorite pokemon question, favorite pokemon region, favorite pokemon starter, favorite pokemon team, favorite pokemon type, PixelPikaCraft, pokemon, pokemon question
Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in the world of Minecraft, trying to catch ’em all like a Pokemon trainer? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually catch Pokemon in Minecraft! That’s right, we’ve combined the best of both worlds to create a truly unique gaming experience.
Imagine stumbling upon a wild Pikachu while mining for diamonds, or battling a Charizard in a heated PvP match. With our custom plugin, you can train and battle Pokemon just like in the classic games. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lab where you can genetically modify your Pokemon to create new, never-before-seen species.
So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created, where the adventure never ends and the Pokemon are always ready to battle. Gotta mine ’em all!

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