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NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7947
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Buildings Constructed:	33
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Votes:	6963

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6085
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	162
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6216
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5746
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2123
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Ores Mined:	1938
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Crops Grown:	7254	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3542
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4130
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Zombie Dances:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	299
Farms Harvested:	447	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Animals Bred:	29	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!