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VanishingDesires

consensual, desire, disappear, disappearing, dream, Earth, FANTASY, Forbidden, Intimacy, longing, Lust, Mysterious, Mystery, Passion, secret, sex, temptation, ultimate fantasy, vanish, vanish off the face of the earth, VanishingDesires

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast with your friends! But wait, there’s a twist – if you could have sex with anyone you wanted to (completely consensual, of course), but after sex they vanish off the face of the earth, who would you pick?

Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.

ZuckLeaksCraft

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9263
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yea, u heard me right, jokes. and the best part? u can ride a chicken into battle against a giant zombie with a mustache. it’s like a circus on steroids, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!

Tectonic

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, Crates, Custom Enchants, Discord, In-game & premium ranks, in-game economy, Minigames, new friends, Obtainable spawners, Optimal experience, Parkour, Player Warps, Players, PORT, Shops, Spleef, Tectonic, telepathy, Vanilla, Vein Miner, vote party

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Tectonic Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
Vote Party
In-game economy
Crates

Minigames (Spleef, Parkour)
Obtainable spawners

Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …)

What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants.
Can I get premium ranks on the server?	Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR.

Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, ETERNAL, PIXEL, Realms

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Yo, forget about /b/ and come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?

Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GirlfriendGateCraft

anger, anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Friend, friendship, Girlfriend, GirlfriendGateCraft, loyalty, nosy friend, nosy-ness, overreacting, personal business, personal space, privacy, Respect, Support, Understanding, Yelling

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Divine Spears Created:	20
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of nosy friends ruining your relationships? Join our Minecraft server where we promise zero drama and maximum fun!

Imagine a world where you can escape from the Freyas of the world and just focus on building epic structures with your friends. No more interruptions from unwanted questions about your personal life – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

And if anyone dares to try and pry into your business, you can just build a fortress around yourself and tell them to back off! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to have a good time without any drama.

So come join us and leave the Freyas behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing that matters is having a great time with your fellow gamers. See you in the game – and remember, no drama allowed!

AwkwardCraft: Redstone Romance

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, Communication, Confessions, EMBARRASSING, funny, Honesty, humor, INTIMATE, oversharing, personal boundaries, Redstone, relationships, romance, SELF AWARENESS, sex, sexual experiences, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some awkward moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyPandaPvP

China, CraftyPandaPvP, economic measures, economic sanctions, global economy, international trade, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade relations, trade retaliation, trade tensions, trade war, US tariffs, WTO

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even China is taking notes. They’re like, “Yo, we gotta step up our game and counter those US tariffs by playing on this server!” And if that wasn’t enough, they’re threatening to take the whole thing to the WTO. Like, what even is that? World Trade Organization or World Troll Organization? Who knows, man!

So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs politics when you can be building giant pixelated castles and battling evil mobs with your squad? Let’s do this, gamers!

Arctic Carbon Coast Minecraft

Arctic, Arctic coastline, Arctic region, Arctic research., Beaufort Sea, carbon, carbon cycle, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, climate change, Coast, Coastal processes, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, groundwater, Groundwater flow, marine ecosystems, Minecraft, Ocean, organic carbon, water sources

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the Arctic Ocean but on steroids, bro! Our groundwater is like a carbon delivery service straight into the ocean, like whoa! We’re talkin’ 230 tons of organic carbon EVERY DAY, like, can u even imagine?! It’s like a non-stop party for the ocean, man. Come join us and be part of the wildest carbon delivery crew in Minecraft history! #CarbonPartyOceanLife #ArcticOceanOnSteroids #JoinTheCrayCrayFun

Maiden’s Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Maidens, Quest

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where your maid is actually a secret agent trying to steal your diamonds!

She will challenge you to epic battles and if you win, you get to keep all your precious loot.

But beware, she has a secret army of evil chickens ready to attack at any moment.

Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CarCrashSisNoRide

car cleanliness, car damage, car lending, car loaning, car maintenance, car ownership, car repair costs, car sharing, CarCrashSisNoRide, damaged car, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, financial boundaries, personal property, refusing to let sister borrow car, RESPONSIBILITY, setting boundaries, sibling relationships

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Villages Defended:	6	Ores Mined:	6328

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of setting boundaries, especially when it comes to lending out your virtual cars! Join us and never worry about your pixelated vehicles getting scratched or messy interiors ever again.

Our server is perfect for those who value responsibility and accountability, unlike some family members who think borrowing a car means trashing it without consequences. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting them drive your Minecraft cars, stand your ground and game on with us!

So come on over and join our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without the fear of someone wrecking your creations. And remember, family may be important, but so is protecting your virtual property!