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DumbGeniusMC SMP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	497
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Astral Projections Made:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

Billionaire or Bust

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

PagerWar Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

CraftyPrideLand

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Buildings Constructed:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4911
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Buildings Constructed:	44	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Dingo Den Junior High School

Adventure, Adventurer, Builder, collaboration, Community, creativity, customizations, Economy, education, Events, Fairness, friendship, Fun, gameplay, multiplayer, Plugins, redstone engineer, School, Staff opportunities, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Animals Bred:	62
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	298	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45

Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

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66.11.114.195:5035

Gotrix Network

1.20, Adventure, cracked server, Dive, Economy, Experience, fair play environment, Fun, Gamemodes, Gotrix Network, Join, KitPvP, Minecraft, no-cheating policy, purchase required, Server, Skyblock, SkyGens, Strict, Survival, Ultimate

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	174	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to Gotrix Network!

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

92.222.153.86:52333

YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Void Gems Collected:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	4718
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

Felix Space Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	146
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

NoPower Minecraft Server

Bulbs, conditions, digital displays, entitled, fasting, Friends, home, Inviting, Late, Minecraft, navigation, no electricity, NoPower, PHONES, Plans, renaissance festival, Server, Skills, strange, TV, weekend, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	187	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!