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Crafty AF – where Ncrfags get rekt and creativity reigns supreme!

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Are you tired of getting btfo by Ncrfags, Lorefags, NVfags, CRPGfags, Obsidianfags, Toddbros, and Brotherhoodbros? Well, fear not, because on this Minecraft server, you will achieve complete victory over all of them! Our fearless leader has mastered the art of btfo-ing trannies and chuds while also being the most successful video game director of all time. Join us and become part of the most epic Minecraft community where insanity and victory go hand in hand!

Crafty Crusaders: Die for Israel Edition

Conflict, controversial, controversial comedy, controversial humor, Crafty, crusaders, current events, dark humor, Die, dude, Edgy, Edition, funny, humor, Israel, lmao, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, Provocative, Religion, sarcasm, satire, social commentary

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9775	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and get ready to die for Israel…in the virtual world, of course!

Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted yarmulke? Only on our server, my friend.

But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you can fight off zombie hordes with matzah ball launchers and build a temple out of enchanted blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re ready to die for Israel…in Minecraft!

PurrCraft: Where Cats Rule and Sinks are for Sitting

(Domestic), adorable, Animals, bath time, bathroom, cat, Cats, Cozy, Curious, cute, Feline, funny, für, home, Pets, playful, PurrCraft, quirky, Relaxation, rule, SINK, sinks, Sitting, Water, Whiskers

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Ores Mined:	2773
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching a cat sit in a sink? Well, look no further because on our server, we have cats doing backflips off of mountains into lava pits! Yes, you heard that right. Our feline friends are living life on the edge and you can join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the wealth you could amass with just a few of those bad boys in your inventory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. It’s a wild time down there, let me tell you.

So come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a cat in a sink when you can have all this craziness and more?

Crafty Crazies: The Derpy Rainbow Cat Land

#DRCL, Arthur is gay, bram stoker, cat, Crafty, Crazies, derpy, dracula, Dracula’s entire harem, Land, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ history, LGBTQ identity, LGBTQ relationships, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ themes, Lucy, queer literature, Quincey is gay, RAINBOW, Renfield, transgender characters, vampire lore, victorian era

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7257
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where all the characters are actually secret trannies! Lucy? Trans. Renfield? Trans. Dracula? Trans AND he has a whole harem of trans vampires. And don’t even get me started on Arthur and Quincey, they’re not just gay, they’re fabulous! So come on down to our server for a wild and crazy time. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with this crew!

Santa’s Blocky Workshop

anticipation, blocky, Carols, celebration, christmas, countdown, DECEMBER, decorations, family, Festive, Gifts, holiday, jolly, joy, Merry, Santa Claus, Santas, Season, Snow, tradition, Winter, Workshop, yuletide

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a winter wonderland on steroids! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying reindeer, snowball fights with elves, and a giant gingerbread house that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land where it’s Christmas every day. You can build a snowman that comes to life, ride a sleigh pulled by flying pigs, and even challenge Santa himself to a build battle.

So why wait for Christmas when you can experience the holiday spirit all year round on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and let the jingle bells rock your blocks!

Crafty Pixel Pals: Where Even Barcelona Looks Like Minecraft!

Architecture, barcelona, Catalan, cityscape, cosmopolitan, Crafty, culture, design, European, Gaudi, History, landmarks, Mediterranean, Minecraft, modernism, PALS, PIXEL, Sagrada Familia, spain, tourism, travel, Unique, Urban planning, vibrant

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3915
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Magic Items Found:	6239

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes? Well, look no further because our server has a hilarious twist – Barcelona has taken over the entire world! That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting your way through iconic landmarks like the Sagrada Familia and Camp Nou. But be careful, because Lionel Messi himself might pop up to challenge you to a PvP battle!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a llama through the bustling streets of Barcelona, or maybe even stumble upon a secret portal that leads you to a hidden beach party with all your favorite Minecraft mobs. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a rare diamond block shaped like a tiny soccer ball!

So why does Barcelona look like this? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join now and start your adventure in the craziest city in the Minecraft universe!

BoofCraft: Where the fun never stops and the boof is always passed!

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4542
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Divine Spears Created:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
New Chunks Explored:	233214	Potions Brewed:	76

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyMcCraftFace

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of boring old games with limited customization options? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has more customization than you can shake a diamond sword at! We’re talking rainbow-colored creepers, flying pigs with top hats, and even a disco ball that follows you around wherever you go. Triple A games wish they could have this much customization, but they can’t handle our level of awesomeness. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your creativity run wild!

Crafty Chaos: Where Even Nothing Happens Again >_<

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so action-packed, even the creepers are doing backflips! Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter dancing pigs, flying cows, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the legendary battle between Steve and Herobrine as they duke it out in a dance-off to determine the fate of the server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this epic showdown! So grab your diamond sword and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.

Blocky McBlockface: The LOLz Edition

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Are you tired of getting shadow banned on other servers? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is run by none other than Elon Musk himself! That’s right, he bought 4chan and now he’s on a mission to create the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience ever.

Join us as we navigate through headquarters changes, secret redacted information, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows what Musk has in store for us next? One thing’s for sure, things will never be the same once you join our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the madness. Just remember, this place is totally f*cked in the best way possible!