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AIYouTubeCraft SMP

#youtube, ai, AI Voice, AIYouTubeCraft, algorithm, Content Creation, Daily Uploads, Grow fast, Instagram content, jumpstart YouTube channel, minecraft parkour, Reposting, shorts, smp, social media strategy, stupid reels, subway surfers, video production, Videos, youtube growth, youtube tips

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	1651	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for insane parkour challenges that will have you jumping off your seat (literally)!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground subway system where you can race against other players in a high-speed showdown. And if that’s not enough, we have AI voices narrating your every move as you conquer the obstacles in front of you.

And if you’re worried about growing your YouTube channel, don’t fret! Our server is the perfect place to jumpstart your career. Just repost some content from Instagram and watch the views roll in. And if you really want to assault the algorithm, just post 10 videos a day of you dominating our crazy challenges.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

EatAtTheNeighborMCServer

allergic reactions, bartending, customer satisfaction, customer service, dietary restrictions, dining experience, EatAtTheNeighborMCServer, food allergies, Food Safety, food service, guest satisfaction, Honesty, meal accommodations, menu options, respect for servers, Restaurant (Industry), restaurant etiquette, Safety, satisfaction, Server, Tipping

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	50
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only drama is deciding what to build next? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything!

Imagine a world where bartending meets Minecraft. Our 33-year-old female bartender will serve up some epic drinks while you build to your heart’s content. She’s been in the industry for over a decade and knows how to keep the party going. But watch out, she takes food allergies seriously, so make sure to let her know if you’re allergic to creepers or zombies!

One time, a family of three came in with a son who had a severe peanut and tree nut allergy. Our bartender suggested they go to the restaurant next door for more options, but the father lost his mind! He demanded a new server, complained to the manager, and even threatened to file a complaint against our owner. In the end, they didn’t even eat anything and went to the other restaurant anyway. Talk about drama!

But don’t worry, our bartender always puts customer satisfaction first, even if it means dealing with entitled parents. So come join our server for a unique experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a 25% tip from a disgruntled family!

iPadRuinerCraft

American accent, child behavior, child development, child health, child neglect, Child Psychology, Communication, cultural identity, digital devices, family dynamics, family intervention, family relationships, iPad addiction, iPadRuinerCraft, parenting, parenting choices, screen time, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, Social Skills, technology use

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget to eat, sleep, or even talk to your friends and family? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate level of obsession with our virtual world.

Just like Jimothy and his iPad, you’ll be glued to your screen for hours on end, forgetting about the real world around you. Who needs social interaction when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures all day long?

But beware, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll become reclusive, irritable, and completely addicted to the game. Your friends and family will wonder what happened to you as you push them away in favor of more Minecraft time.

So come join us and experience the ultimate virtual reality experience. Just be prepared to say goodbye to your social life and hello to a whole new world of obsession. Don’t worry, it’ll be totally worth it…maybe.

RocketRascalsMC

civilian casualties, civilian clothes, civilian disguise, Conflict, extremism, gaza, Hamas, Hamas rockets, humanitarian area, international news, Israel, Khan Yunis, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, Political unrest, RocketRascalsMC, Rockets, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8034
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	163
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they launch rockets from humanitarian areas while wearing civilian clothes? well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be! come join us for some crazy adventures and chaotic fun. who knows what kind of shenanigans will happen next? join now and be part of the madness!

DeadMc Network

Community, Creative, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, java edition, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, News, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8952
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

DeadMc Network has lots of gamemodes for the community such as survival, kitpvp, skyblock, and events every week. So join our discord for updates and news about everything happening on the server. This is server is 1.17+ for only java edition.

play.deadmc.xyz

Nohair

admins, China, Chinese, Chinese server, Economy, Factions, Griefing, Hacks, kill, massacre, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nohair, overpowered items., pirated accounts, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5973	Zombie Dances:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2922

A Chinese server. You can use pirated accounts The server location is in China. Players run a good economy, and admins swiftly kill and massacre players with hacks and overpowered items. Good luck

nohair.top

Minecraft Server: BoomerCraft

30 year old, Alcoholic, anorexia, Aspie, bills, BoomerCraft, Conversation, cost of living, death, mentally ill, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MONEY, Mother, NEET, one job, Psychosis, Release, Server, social anxiety, tiny apartment, warehouse, Welfare

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Divine Spears Created:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Potions Brewed:	139
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay and no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the admins are all 30-year-old neets with mental illnesses, making every interaction a wild ride!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.

Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!

But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!

BackInBlockyBusiness Minecraft SMP

back, back again, back and better than ever, back for another round, back for good, back for more, back for the long haul, back in action, back in the game, back in the mix, back in the saddle, back in the swing of things, back on the scene, back on track, back to business, back with a vengeance, BackInBlockyBusiness, COMEBACK, I’m Back, long tail, Minecraft, returning, smp

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6939
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Ores Mined:	3829	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted carrots. Don’t believe me? Just ask Steve, who once built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can catch it. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party hosted by the Endermen every Saturday night.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And remember, diamonds may be forever, but laughter is priceless.

ChunkCraftLOL

anxiety, ChunkCraftLOL, Confidence, depression, emotional, fluctuates, Honesty, hurt, Insecurities, jokes, partner, physique, Promises, ptsd, Reflecting, Rollie Pollie, sensitivity, stress, toughen up, weight

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5540
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9310	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never make fun of your in-game character’s weight! Unlike some partners in real life, we understand the importance of creating a positive and supportive environment for all players.

Join us and escape from the stress of real life, where you won’t have to worry about being called a Rollie Pollie or any other hurtful names. Our community is all about spreading joy and laughter, not anxiety and confusion.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where you can be confident in your virtual physique and never have to deal with insensitive jokes. And remember, on our server, sensitivity is celebrated, not criticized. See you in the game!

PresidentialGriefCraft

abuse of power, Accountability, American president, BETRAYAL, consequences, controversial, Corruption, Decision making, disgraceful actions, historical events, History, Impact, Impeachment, leadership, misconduct, Politics, PresidentialGriefCraft, public trust, scandal, unethical behavior, worst thing

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Dimension Hops:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane server you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness a world where the American president once built a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a mischievous group of creepers who now guard it with their lives.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where past presidents have hidden their most valuable treasures, guarded by zombie pigmen with a taste for gold.

So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!