Mike O’Hearn Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafting Queerly: Where even the creepers question their orientation

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2445
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	399265	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with cute and smol players who have vaginas and think that anal is totally emasculating. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawns in the shape of unicorns! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

ShitCraft: Where Even the Pointless Shitters Have a Purpose!

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2749
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness three shitters who thought they could conquer the world with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well for them, but it sure was entertaining!

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy club. Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the madness on ours? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Blocky Celeb Craze

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	279832	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Coachella Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, where else can you party with creepers and dance with skeletons while listening to the sickest beats in the virtual world?

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been spotted crowd surfing at our virtual music festivals. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive VIP area, where only the coolest players get access to unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games like “Zombie Paintball” where you can shoot zombies with rainbow-colored arrows, and “Ender Dragon Racing” where you can ride on the back of an Ender Dragon through obstacle courses. Plus, our moderators are like fairy godmothers, granting wishes and raining down diamond blocks on lucky players.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join the party of a lifetime on Coachella Edition? Come for the music, stay for the mayhem – we guarantee you’ll never want to log off!

NinjaCraft: Where Even the Creepers Bow to Honor

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8940
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Potions Brewed:	94
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! We’ve got unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got urinals for women because why should guys have all the fun? And our lava parkour course will have you sweating more than a pig in a sauna. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

DreamCraft: Where Creepers Wear Top Hats and Pigs Fly!

Abnormal, atheism, BIZARRE, CREEPERS, dream, DreamCraft, FANTASY, Fly, hats, imagination, Metaphysical, Mind, odd, peculiar, Pigs, Race, Sleep, spirituality, strange, subconscious, surreal, Tears, Top, Unconscious, UNUSUAL, vision, wear

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6811
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dreams come alive…literally! Ever wanted to race against a pack of wild tares while debating the existence of atheism? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic races through enchanted forests filled with tares that are faster than lightning. And don’t forget to engage in heated debates about atheism with fellow players as you navigate through treacherous terrain.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can uncover ancient relics and mysterious artifacts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you down there?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious experiences of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SkinnyBlockz: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

body image, body positivity, body shaming, Confidence, CREEPERS, diet, fat acceptance, fat phobia, fat shaming, fat stigma, N-no fatties, peer pressure, self esteem, self-acceptance, sexual experience, size discrimination, SkinnyBlockz, societal expectations, societal standards, VIRGINITY, virginity loss, virginity stigma, weight discrimination

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Falling into the Void:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! We don’t allow any fatties because our virtual world can’t handle the extra weight. Plus, who needs extra baggage when you’re trying to build the ultimate blocky empire?

Join us for a chance to lose your Minecraft virginity in the most epic way possible. Our server is filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

So what are you waiting for? Leave those fatties behind and come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CraftyFrustration: Where breaking blocks is therapeutic and rage-inducing at the same time!

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all your weird fantasies and desires! Need to distract yourself from wanting to be your step-niece’s pet? Look no further, our server is filled with endless adventures and distractions to keep your mind off of those illegal thoughts. Join us now and let’s build some virtual worlds together, because let’s face it, your step-niece would probably dominate you in Minecraft too!

HandshakeCraft: Where citizenship is earned one shake at a time!

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Are you tired of having to shake hands with strangers just to become a citizen in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all you have to do is build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks to gain citizenship! That’s right, no more awkward handshakes or small talk, just good old-fashioned block building.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden llama temple, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where handshakes are a thing of the past and llamas rule the land. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Unicornchads R Us: Where Minecraft Dreams Come to Die

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Crops Grown:	5036
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of being betrayed by false idols? Come join our Minecraft server where the only idol you need is the almighty Creeper! Our server is protected by the explosive power of Creeper gods, ensuring that no false idols can corrupt us. Join us and worship the true rulers of Minecraft – the Creepers! Plus, rumor has it that if you offer enough TNT sacrifices, you may even summon the legendary Herobrine himself! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us today!

Minecraft Mayhem: Helldivers 2.0 – Digging Deeper into the LOLz!

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, get ready for the craziest adventure of your life on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because BILLIONS MUST DIVE into the depths of our server to uncover the hidden treasures and secrets that lie beneath!

Rumor has it that there is a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find it and claim the legendary loot that awaits them. Will you be one of the chosen few to discover this mythical realm?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, where you can ride through loops and twists at breakneck speeds while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to get your heart racing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Remember, BILLIONS MUST DIVE, and you don’t want to miss out on all the insanity and hilarity that awaits you!