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ProcrastinationCraft

Decision making, delayed tasks, efficiency, goal-setting, organization, Prioritization, procrastination, ProcrastinationCraft, productivity, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-discipline, task avoidance, task completion, task management, task prioritization, time allocation, time awareness, Time management, time perception, work habits

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of procrastinating on your tasks in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and procrastinate on virtual tasks instead!

Our server is filled with so many distractions and fun activities that you’ll forget all about your real-life responsibilities. Need to clean your room? Nah, build a castle instead! Forgot to do your homework? Don’t worry, you can mine for diamonds all day long!

Join us and let your procrastination reach new levels of epicness. Who needs to adult when you can play Minecraft all day?

SlobberCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, Blowjob, Commission, Cum, Daphne, deep throat, Discord, email, Erotica, explicit, fanfiction, gagging, hentai, Lesbian, Minecraft, oral sex, payment, saliva, Server, SlobberCraft, throat fuck, velma, Velma and Daphne

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1615
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ores Mined:	723	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Chimeras Created:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make Velma’s head spin like a propeller! Join us for the most epic adventures and build your own world where anything is possible.

Just like Daphne and Velma, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with our wacky community. And hey, if you’re into commissioning stories like the one above, we got you covered! For just $9 per 1,000 words, you can have your wildest fantasies brought to life by our talented storytellers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, PayPal only – we don’t accept Scooby Snacks as payment.

SMP Shenanigans: Serbia Edition – Minecraft SMP

anger, BALKANS, Conflict, Diplomacy, discrimination, eastern europe, Edition, ethnic tensions, Europe, Genocide, hate, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, kosovo, Minecraft, nationalism, peace negotiations, Political, protest, Serbia, Shenanigans, smp, War

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	113	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but with more explosions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and commands an army of chicken minions. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s because it is.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember one thing: FUCK SERBIA!

NoSisNoSittingWeek

Babysitting, busy life, Commitment, Disappointment, errands, family, flexibility, Guilt, Help, me time, new mom, Niece, NoSisNoSittingWeek, overextending, personal commitments, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, social life, Support, workload

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6275
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	6116
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of feeling guilty for not wanting to babysit your sister’s little one every week? Do you want to avoid being called selfish for wanting to maintain your own sanity? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join our server and escape the pressures of real life responsibilities. Instead of changing diapers and dealing with tantrums, you can build your own virtual world where the only crying you’ll hear is from your fellow players who can’t beat your epic creations.

Forget about feeling guilty – on our server, the only thing you’ll feel is pure joy as you explore endless possibilities and make new friends who understand the struggle of balancing family obligations with personal time.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to babysitting drama forever! Trust us, your niece will thank you for it (even if she doesn’t know it).

CharactActorCraft

Actor, Beloved, career, Casting, CharactActorCraft, Character, Entertainment, FAMOUS, film, iconic, memorable, on-screen, Performance, Personality, portrayal, Role, stereotype, talent, television, typecast, unforgettable

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	784
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated lands of our Minecraft server when suddenly you stumble upon a player who looks EXACTLY like a famous actor. But not just any actor, oh no. This player IS that actor, in all their glory. You can only see them as the iconic character they played, whether it’s a swashbuckling pirate, a wizard with a lightning scar, or a talking raccoon with a penchant for thievery. Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the lines between reality and fiction are hilariously blurred. Who knows, you might even run into a player who looks suspiciously like a certain actor who always plays a lovable goofball. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the wacky adventures begin!

CraftyKorean4DayWeek

2025, 4-day workweek, CraftyKorean4DayWeek, Economy, employee benefits, employment, flexible schedule, government policy, innovation, Korea, labor laws, labor market, productivity, social experiment, south korea, Time management, work culture, work hours, work schedule, work-life balance, workweek.

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	238	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. one time, a player found a diamond the size of their head and used it as a hat. we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena. it’s lit, fam. come join the fun before the llamas take over and make everyone wear sombreros. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

CraftyWordArt

#word art, artistic expression, artistic writing, beautiful writing, Calligraphy, CraftyWordArt, creative writing, decorative lettering, elegant script, expressive writing, hand lettering, handwriting, lettering art, lettering design, lettering techniques, penmanship, script writing, typography, visual writing, writing styles, written art

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	421	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Votes:	417	Holy Grails Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

so, like, you know when you try to draw words in minecraft and they look like a 5-year-old scribbled them? well, on this server, you can only write words in the most artistic way possible. no more ugly signs or chat messages, only beautiful, elegant words that will make you feel like a calligraphy master.

also, did i mention that we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise? yeah, they wear funky space suits and trade in intergalactic goods. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

oh, and if you’re into parkour, we have a course that’s so insane, even the most skilled players will struggle. it’s like the olympics of minecraft parkour, with obstacles that will make you question your sanity.

so, if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to experience something truly unique and wacky, come join us. who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wonderful world?

SkinToneCraft Minecraft Server

beauty, complexion, cultural background, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, Identity, Inclusivity, Individuality, Melanin, Minecraft, personal appearance, pigmentation, prejudice, Race, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self-acceptance, Server, skin colour, SkinToneCraft, social constructs, societal norms

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4324
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453
Vanishing Items Found:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a skin color for every mood! Feeling blue? We got you covered. Feeling green with envy? We’ve got that too! Join us and let your true colors shine in the most colorful Minecraft server around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Who wouldn’t want to join a server where even the creepers have killer dance moves?

So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive dance parties). Join us today and let the fun begin!

Nijisanji’s Last Stand Minecraft SMP

agency.., Analysis, brand reputation, Competition, Decline, Digital Content Creation, Downfall, downfall analysis, evil company, Industry, investigation, market research, Minecraft, Nijisanji, Nijisanjis, online entertainment, smp, Stand, study, success, Virtual talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, West

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	373
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8894	Players Killed by Monsters:	1303
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have transformed from a wholesome vtuber agency to the most chaotic and hilarious server in the west! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil corporations and taking down virtual villains in epic Minecraft showdowns.

Our server is filled with crazy characters and insane storylines, like the time when our resident cat vtuber accidentally turned into a creeper and blew up half of our base. Or when our fearless leader tried to tame a dragon but ended up setting the entire forest on fire.

But don’t worry, we also have peaceful moments where we come together to build magnificent structures and create beautiful landscapes. So come join us on our wild adventures and see why Nijisanji is the place to be for all your Minecraft shenanigans!

NoSleepMC SMP

insomnia, NoSleepMC, restlessness, Sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep difficulties, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep hygiene, sleep issues, sleep patterns, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep routine, sleep solutions, sleep tips, sleep troubles, sleeplessness, sleeplessness causes, smp, tiredness

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you insomniacs out there who just can’t seem to catch a break.

Join us for non-stop action and adventure as we battle mobs, explore mysterious dungeons, and uncover hidden treasures. Who needs sleep when you can be having this much fun? Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature who really just wants to be friends.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to sleep forever! Who needs rest when you can be living your best Minecraft life 24/7?