> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

BE, cautionary tale, comedy, Craft, documentary, Dystopia, Entertainment, film, Future, Government, humor, idio, idiocracy, intelligence, Luke Wilson, Mike Judge, Movie, Politics, pop culture, satire, satire film, smp, social commentary, society, supposed, WASNT

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Blocky Battle Royale

American television, Animated Sitcom, Arlen, battle, Beavis and Butt-Head, blocky, Bobby Hill, comedy, family dynamics, Fox Broadcasting Company, Hank Hill, humor, king of the hill, Mike Judge, Peggy Hill, propane, Royale.., satire, small town, Southern United States, suburban life, texas, Texas culture

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2334
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Love Letters Sent:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	7243	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is bigger and better just like in Texas! 🤠

Are you tired of those boring servers with no Texan flair? Well, saddle up partner, because this server is the wildest ride in the Wild West! 🐎

Join us for epic cowboy showdowns, where you can duel it out with other players in the saloon or ride off into the sunset on your trusty steed. Yeehaw! 🌵

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Texan treasure, rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Will you be the one to strike it rich and become the richest cowboy in all of Texas? 💰

So what are you waiting for? Grab your cowboy hat and boots, and join us on this rootin’ tootin’ adventure in the heart of Texas! 🤠🌵

Remember, on this server, there are no Mexican influences allowed, only pure Texan fun!

CantLiveWithout Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1030
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Towns Built:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Minecraft SMP is the only place where you can find a magical cheeseburger that gives you super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against evil mobs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky fun and shenanigans that await you on our server! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

WebCrafterz

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Animals Bred:	131	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the hidden gem of the internet – just like that website you love but no one else has heard of!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why waste your time on mainstream servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft world out there? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to team up with the most infamous Minecraft legend of all time!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, CASUALTIES, communism, Conflict, Dictatorship, international relations, intervention, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Minecraft, north korean, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, seoul, Server, soldiers, Ukraine, War, world news

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where north korean soldiers are fighting for putin in ukraine but don’t worry cuz we got diamond armor to protect you from any crazy dictators trying to take over the server! seoul says it’s the most lit place to be right now so grab your pickaxe and get ready to battle it out in the ultimate minecraft showdown! with crazy pvp battles and insane builds, you’ll be laughing your way to victory in no time! join now and show those soldiers who’s boss!

GazaCraft: Tank Invasion

border control, civilian casualties, Conflict, escalation, gaza, GazaCraft, humanitarian crisis, international news, Invasion, Israeli tanks, Jabalia, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military operation, military presence, Palestinian territory, political turmoil, Residents, TANK, Unrest, violence, war zone

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	926
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the israeli tanks are taking over jabalia in northern gaza!! battle it out with your friends and see who can conquer the most land! build your own tank and crush the competition! only the bravest players can survive in this intense war zone! join now for a chance to win exclusive prizes and show off your tank-building skills! let’s gooooooo!!!

Clump Clearing Brain Wastes Server

Alzheimer’s disease, Amyloid, Brain, brain function, brain health, brain images, brain scans, Clearing, Clump, Clumps, cognitive decline, medical breakthroughs, medical imaging, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, Patients, protein aggregation, proteins, research, Server, Tangles, Tau, waste-clearance pathways, Wastes

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT BRAIN WASTE-CLEARANCE PATHWAYS FOR THE FIRST TIME! WE GOT PROTEINS LIKE AMYLOID AND TAU FORMING CLUMPS AND TANGLES LIKE A BRAIN PUZZLE!

COME ON AND EXPLORE OUR SERVER WHERE YOU CAN BUILD YOUR OWN BRAIN TANGLES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE AMYLOIDS!

ALSO, DID WE MENTION WE HAVE A SECRET LAB WHERE YOU CAN EXPERIMENT WITH BRAIN CELLS AND CREATE YOUR OWN BRAIN JUICE?

JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET BRAINY!

“Moai Meets Minecraft: No Flavors Added” – Moyai SMP (vanilla)

ADDED, Armor statues, Community, Discord, Flavors, Friendly staff, Global villager curing, hermitcraft, java, meets, Minecraft, mini blocks, moai, more mob heads, moyai, no teleports, Plugins, shopping district, smp, soft border, Survival, Unique Features, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

MoyaiSMP Server Overview

Server Type	Java Minecraft Server
Features	No resets with soft border Mini blocks Global villager curing More mob heads Armor statues Friendly staff/community Shopping district
Gameplay	All survival, no teleports
Join Us	Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join if I am under 16 years old?

Unfortunately, MoyaiSMP is a 16+ server and we ask all players to respect this age requirement.

2. Are there any PvP activities on the server?

No, MoyaiSMP is a server focused on builders and a chill atmosphere, so there are no PvP activities.

3. How often is the soft border updated?

The soft border is updated whenever a new Minecraft update drops to keep the server fresh.

4. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed on MoyaiSMP. We have a friendly community and strive to maintain a drama-free environment.

Ink City Minecraft Server

body art, body modification trends, city, common, cultural trends, ink, inked, Minecraft, permanent body modification, Server, statistics, tattoo acceptance, tattoo culture, tattoo demographics, tattoo frequency, tattoo popularity, tattoo prevalence, tattoo prevalence worldwide, tattoo statistics, tattoo statistics 2021, tattoo trends, tattooed individuals, tattooed society, tattoos

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, tattoos are as common as creepers blowing up your house! Join us and show off your inked-up avatar as you battle it out with other players in epic tattoo showdowns. From tribal designs to full-on sleeves, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why settle for plain old Steve or Alex when you can be a badass tattooed warrior in the world of blocks and pixels? Join now and let your inked imagination run wild!

Homies Kiss Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, BROMANCE, experiences, friendship, Fun, homies, humor, Intimacy, joking, kiss, Kissing, love, loyalty, Memories, Minecraft, peer pressure, PLATONIC, relationships, smp, social norms, taboo, Trust

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1102
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict rule that you must kiss your homies before logging off! That’s right, show your love for your fellow players in the most hilarious way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that will stop at nothing to protect their ruler. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with glowstone blocks lighting up the dance floor. Who knew Minecraft could be so funky?

So come join us on our wild and wacky server where anything is possible, from kissing your homies to battling chickens and boogieing down in the underground disco. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

PrivilegedCraft Minecraft Server

advice, associates degree, awful decisions, bachelors degree, capitalism, Complaints, Effort, Fix problems, fun purchases, job offer, Minecraft, minimum wage, passport, privileged, PrivilegedCraft, rent money, Server, sheltered, Support, terrible situations, Transit, university scam

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1185
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	198
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ores Mined:	2006	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server with their impeccable llama logic. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he won’t blow you up…probably.

3. We have a mini-game where you have to navigate through a maze of memes and puns to reach the ultimate treasure: a diamond-encrusted potato!

4. Our community is filled with players who have the most ridiculous stories to tell. Like the time someone built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched players into the stratosphere. Good times.

5. And finally, if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes, then look no further. Join us and embrace the madness!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

CalorieCraft: GF Edition

body image, body positivity, body shaming, Calorie Counting, CalorieCraft, Communication, dieting, Edition, emotional eating, Exercise, FITNESS, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, meal planning, nutrition, portion control, relationship advice, self esteem, Support, weight gain, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	308
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Votes:	3095
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you lose weight? Look no further! Join our server and we guarantee you’ll shed those pounds in no time! Our virtual world is filled with healthy food options like avocado toast and salads from Chick-fil-A. But be careful, one wrong move and you might end up gaining a few extra virtual pounds!

We even have a special feature where your in-game character will gain weight if you eat too much virtual food. It’s like a weight loss challenge, but in Minecraft!

So come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to stay fit in our pixelated paradise. Just remember, no fry rewards for salads allowed!

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