Mike Johnson Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mike’s Blocky Bastion

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

HaniyehsRevengeCraft

abroad, Assassination, Conflict, decision, extremist group, foreign targets, Hamas, Haniyeh killing, HaniyehsRevengeCraft, International, Israelis, MIDDLE EAST, militant organization, political violence, RETALIATION, Revenge, revenge plot, security threat, Targeting, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2945	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players out there! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have a server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and mysterious treasures!

Picture this: you’re wandering through a lush forest when suddenly, a gang of evil chickens ambush you! But fear not, for you have the power of a magical potato that shoots lasers! Take down those pesky chickens and claim victory for yourself!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater realm and discover a hidden city filled with talking dolphins and dancing squids! Help them throw the ultimate underwater rave and become the life of the party!

And if that’s not enough, join our exclusive club of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow-colored unicorns! Defeat the evil llama king and become the ruler of the land!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

V is for Vanilla, but don’t expect any vanilla resets anytime soon!

Adventure, Anytime, Auctions, BUILD, commands, Community, Creative, dont, Economy, Events, expect, Exploration, Farming, Minigames, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Resets, Roleplay, semi anarchy, Shops, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5488
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Enchantments Applied:	254
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Void Armor Forged:	29	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.21

Overview:

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border At 30M
No Map Resets
Random, unprotected spawn area
No TPA or Sethome
Griefing & Killing Allowed
No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat isn’t strictly moderated
Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I use mods on the server?	No, the server is vanilla and does not allow mods.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, Griefing & Killing is allowed on the server.
Are there any restrictions on building?	No, players have freedom to build wherever they like.
Are there regular events on the server?	Events are player-organized and not hosted by server admins.

PixelLove Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PixelLove, Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7499
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and dreaming of finding a girlfriend who looks like a pixelated character from the game? Look no further, because our server is filled with gorgeous players who resemble their Minecraft avatars! Join us and you might just find your blocky soulmate who will mine diamonds with you for eternity.

Our server is so magical that once, a player built a giant roller coaster that actually worked in real life! People from all over the world come to witness the wonders of our server, where pigs fly and creepers breakdance.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in Minecraft emojis. They have their own language and customs, and if you prove yourself worthy, you might just be invited to join their ranks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey full of surprises, laughs, and maybe even love. Who knows, you might just find your dream girl who looks like webm related!

GoonCraft SMP – ShouldIGoon?

contemplating, Decision making, deliberating, GoonCraft, hesitation, indecision, inner conflict, making a choice, moving forward, moving forward confidently, persevering, pondering, Questioning, second guessing, seeking advice, seeking guidance, self-doubt, Should I go on, ShouldIGoon, smp, taking action, uncertainty, weighing options

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Runes Activated:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show competition.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. Will you join them or stand against them? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CrazyCrafty SMP

Character development, complex characters, CrazyCrafty, Drama, emotional depth, Good, Main character, mental disorders, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health issues, mental health representation, mental health stigma, mental health themes, mental illness, mental struggle, movies, Psychological, shows, smp, Thriller

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Farms Harvested:	180	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Chimeras Created:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the minds of the most deranged players you’ll ever meet. Join us for a chance to build your own insane asylum, where the only rule is to embrace the madness. Need a break from the chaos? Take a stroll through our haunted forest, where the trees whisper secrets of the players who lost their minds trying to survive. So why join our server? Because normal is boring, and we promise you’ll never be the same after a day in our virtual asylum.

PixelPoundsDrop

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9707
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Join our Minecraft server and start mining for diamonds! Legend has it that the more diamonds you find, the more calories you burn. Plus, our server is so intense that you’ll be running around so much trying to survive, you won’t even have time to think about food. So say goodbye to those extra pounds and hello to a leaner, meaner you on our server!

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Attack, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, Havoc, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, preemptive strike, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8273
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Votes:	3458	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s lit like a firework on da 4th of july. we got creepers dat explode like fireworks and zombies dat dance like they at a rave. plus, our moderators are like superheroes, flying around and saving players from griefers like they’re in a comic book.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started chasing everyone around. it was like a real-life horror movie, but with potatoes.

also, we have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure and traps. one time, a player found a diamond sword that was so powerful, it could one-shot the ender dragon. and don’t even get me started on the llamas that can talk and tell jokes.

so come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

ShukrCraft: Revenge of Hezbollah

Attack, Conflict, extremist organization, Fuad Shukr, Fuad Shukr killing, hezbollah, Hezbollah attack, killing, Lebanese conflict, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, political violence, RETALIATION, retaliation attack, Revenge, revenge killing, ShukrCraft, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Void Armor Forged:	18

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join the most epic server in the history of blocky worlds? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest shenanigans waiting for you!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of zombie pigs come charging at you! But don’t worry, our server has special power-ups that turn those zombie pigs into friendly unicorns that will protect you at all costs.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? You gotta dance your way through a maze of lava pits and killer bunnies to get there, but trust me, it’s worth it.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not join our annual Ender Dragon race? Whoever can ride the dragon through a maze of obstacles and flaming hoops the fastest wins a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Yeah, you heard me right, a LIFETIME SUPPLY!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. See you there, blockheads!

Amaterasu: where PVP and semi-vanilla collide to create a spicy Minecraft adventure! Join now for some heated nation building!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3322
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341	Players Killed by Monsters:	5213

Amaterasu Minecraft Server Overview

Type	Description
Server Type	Vanilla SMP Nations/Factions Server with Java and Bedrock support
Features	Join or start nations, engage in wars, build kingdoms for community and peace
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with Bedrock edition?	Yes, our server supports both Java and Bedrock editions.
How do I start a nation?	You can start a nation by submitting an application and leaving your in-game name on our Discord server.
Are kingdoms safe from PvP?	Yes, members of kingdoms are safe against involuntary PvP.
Can I wage war on other nations?	Yes, you can wage war on other nations in our server.

ObsessedGamer Minecraft Server

A, Allure, attraction, bewitched, captivation, Curiosity, enamored, fascination, Fixation, gossip, infatuated, infatuation, Interest, Intrigue, Minecraft, Mystery, ObsessedGamer, Obsession, recent, Server, speculation, why

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2068
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Farms Harvested:	409	Emeralds Found:	3301
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Join our server and become part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players building giant waifu statues, reenacting epic anime battles, and even hosting virtual cosplay parties in-game. You never know what you’ll stumble upon next!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes in the shape of anime characters. Some say it’s the spirit of a weeb who played too much Minecraft, others say it’s just a glitch in the game. Either way, it’s sure to keep you on your toes!

So why is /a/ obsessed with our server? Maybe it’s the insane builds, the wacky events, or the mysterious creeper ghost. Or maybe it’s just because we’re the most fun you can have in Minecraft without getting banned for inappropriate skins. Join us and see for yourself – just watch out for those exploding anime creepers!