Mikaela Hyakuya Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CarCrashCraft – Where Cars are Banned and Only Creepers Rule!

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3380
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	5256	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchantments Applied:	171	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Tired of cars hogging all the roads in your city? Join our Minecraft server and take out your frustration in a more constructive way! Grab a dumbbell and smash some virtual car windows for a good time. Plus, who needs cars when you can ride around on a pig or a llama in our wacky world? Join us and say goodbye to traffic jams and hello to hilarious chaos!

MediocreCraft: Where even the most average players can become famous in the world of blocks!

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6490
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Star Shards Collected:	231
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like a time machine back to the wacky world of the 2000s! Remember when everyone thought wearing socks with sandals was cool? Well, on our server, it’s not just cool, it’s mandatory!

Join us for epic battles against evil sock monsters, embark on quests to find the lost city of Sandalonia, and compete in the annual Sandal Fashion Show to win fabulous prizes! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco where all the coolest players hang out.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the most outrageous Minecraft server around? Come on, what are you waiting for? Put on those socks and sandals and join us today!

Crafty Snowflakes Beware

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is here to Make Degenerates Afraid Again!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds. Build a castle made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious display of chaos.

Our server is home to the craziest players who will stop at nothing to dominate the virtual world. From building giant statues of themselves to creating secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, there is never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let your inner degenerate run wild on our Minecraft server. Remember, if you’re not scaring the other players, you’re not doing it right!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘FUCK MAHJONG!!’

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4445
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Potions Brewed:	95	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Are you tired of boring old Mahjong? Well, say goodbye to those tiles and hello to our Minecraft server! Why waste your time matching tiles when you can be building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepy mobs? Join us and never look back at Mahjong again!

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built a giant statue of himself out of diamond blocks just to show off his building skills. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive pink sheep that roams our server, granting wishes to those who can catch it.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a chest at the end containing a stack of enchanted golden apples and a diamond sword with all the best enchantments. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to Mahjong forever. Who needs matching tiles when you can be crafting your own adventure in a world full of endless possibilities? Let’s build, explore, and have a blast together!

Holy Creepers Minecraft Server: “Have you ever noticed how Atheists use that phrase? And they mean… diamonds!”

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mines Excavated:	4547	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Enchantments Applied:	116	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with pesky atheists trying to rain on your Minecraft parade? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and escape the clutches of those non-believers who want to drag you down to hell with them. Our server is a safe haven for all believers who want to build, explore, and praise the almighty Notch in peace. So come on down and let’s show those atheists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Degenerates: Where Minecraft meets mayhem in hilarious ways!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1542
Crops Grown:	2739	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Satan himself is jealous! That’s right, he’s probably rotting in HELL right now because he couldn’t handle the craziness of our server.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just to spice things up.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why even the devil himself can’t resist the madness of our Minecraft server!

Crafty McLaughy’s Block Party: Where the Creepers are Tight and the Doci-ness is on Point!

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4843
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler! Our community is so docile, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a zen garden.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our server is so wild, we once had a player ride a pig off a cliff and survive by landing in a pool of lava – true story!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics).

The Derpy Diamond Digging Dorks Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	81	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring old tower defense games that are too easy and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for the most insane, over-the-top, and downright ridiculous tower defense game you’ve ever played.

Picture this: you’re defending your base from hordes of zombie chickens, skeleton cows, and creeper pigs. But wait, there’s a twist! The zombies are wearing top hats, the skeletons are breakdancing, and the creepers are armed with water guns. Can you handle the madness?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for playing the accordion. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a tower defense experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious.

Crafty Conundrums: Would You Rather

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1228	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can choose your own adventure! Want to be a hero and take down a murderer? Go for it! But wait, what if you want to keep that murderer alive instead? Well, we’ve got just the challenge for you. Lock them up in solitary confinement, pump them full of anti-psychotics, and watch as they age gracefully until their final days. And don’t forget about the grand finale – keep their corpse in a fridge for 3 whole months before giving them a proper burial. It’s a wild ride of suspense and insanity, so join us today for a truly unforgettable experience!

Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1797
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!