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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 9213 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9457 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
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