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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 490 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
But beware, we have a strict no sparkledogs (MLP) policy, because we’re all about the truly bizarre and unique creatures. From dragons to werewolves to robots, we’ve got it all. And if less than two people complain about your post, it’s totally okay!
Join us for a wild ride filled with gory dragon marine and xenomorph stories, dragon slit play adventures, and even a Skyrim modding Rentry for all your monstrous needs. Our community is chill, creative, and always up for a good laugh.
So come on in, grab your weird dick (or other overlooked assortment) and let’s build something truly out of this world in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even encounter a sparkledog trying to sneak in, but don’t worry, we’ll send them packing with a roar!