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18 Inch Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6603
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as seeing someone take 18 inches of black dick! Join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and maybe even some unexpected surprises. Who knows what kind of insane shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – but one thing’s for sure, you won’t be bored! So come on, dive into the madness and see where the journey takes you. Just remember to watch out for those creepers – they’re nothing compared to what you might stumble upon in our world!

DadDeniedMansion Minecraft Server

Cash, complicated relationship, dad, DadDeniedMansion, Deposit, Drunk, expensive, first home, home, Homeless, key, Minecraft, Peaceful, privacy, refusing, Relax, Renovating, Renovations, Server, traumatic memories, Unannounced, ungrateful, Wealthy

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Animals Bred:	28	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream house without any drunk, angry dads showing up unannounced and breaking glass everywhere.

Our server offers a peaceful and drama-free environment, unlike the chaotic renovations happening in real life. Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to a community of fellow players who understand the importance of privacy and relaxation.

Don’t worry about feeling ungrateful for wanting a key to your own house – on our server, everyone respects each other’s boundaries and understands the value of personal space. Plus, there’s no need to wait until your house is completed to enjoy some peace and quiet – start building your virtual paradise today!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only broken glass you’ll find is the kind you can easily replace with a few clicks. Build, explore, and most importantly, relax without any drunken family members causing chaos. See you in the game!

ScholarshipGate: No Tuition, No Problems!

adulting, attitude, college, Communication, consequences, DEADLINE, Decision making, education, email, family dynamics, financial aid, GPA, loans, Paperwork, parenting, Problems, RESPONSIBILITY, scholarship, ScholarshipGate, STUDENT, tough love, tuition

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8980
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful kids who can’t even check their email for a $20k scholarship? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to lose your scholarship money, because, well, we’re not in charge of your finances.

Join us for a wild ride of building, crafting, and avoiding paperwork at all costs. Who needs a 3.5 GPA when you can have a diamond sword, am I right?

And don’t worry, our server is judgment-free when it comes to blaming parents for your own mistakes. So come on down and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where the only deadlines are creeper explosions. See you there!

PixelFlicks Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

Picture this: you’re wandering through the vast world of Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a server like no other. This server is like a movie with a cool concept but wrong execution – except in this case, the concept is so outrageous and the execution is so hilariously perfect that you can’t help but join in on the fun.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while dodging explosive chickens. Our server is like a blockbuster movie gone wrong in all the right ways – you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits around the corner.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and experience the ultimate blend of chaos, creativity, and pure insanity. Who needs a well-executed movie when you can have a server like this?

ComfortCraftMC

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	174
Villages Defended:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Do you ever just crave a pixelated feast while mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic food selection you’ve ever seen! From block-shaped burgers to creeper cupcakes, we’ve got it all! Join us for a gastronomic adventure like no other!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that he once defeated an entire army of zombies with just a carrot and a stick. Will you dare to challenge his porky power?

And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not try our exclusive skydiving mini-game? Jump off the tallest tower in the land and see if you can land on a tiny block of water below. It’s the ultimate test of bravery and coordination!

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most delicious, and adrenaline-pumping Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts and epic battles instead? Join us now and let the fun begin!

TerrorCraft – UK Minecraft Server

Accountability, Conflict, cover up, Diplomacy, extremism, financial support, Foreign Office, funding, Government, Groups, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Palestinian, political controversy, scandal, Server, terror-linked, TerrorCraft, Terrorism, transparency, uk

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9383
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

so, like, u kno how the UK Foreign Office is all secretive and stuff about funding to, like, terror-linked Palestinian groups? well, on our minecraft server, we have a secret underground base where we uncover all the juicy deets about this scandal! join us and become a secret agent, uncovering government secrets while building epic structures and battling creepers! plus, we have a pet llama named fluffy who spits on anyone who tries to grief our server. come join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories and blocky adventures!

PrisonBreakCraft

Conflict, eastern europe, Fight, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, Military, military strategy, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner exchange, prisoner release, prisoners, prisoners of war, Release, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, Ukrainian crisis, War

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE RELEASED THOUSANDS OF PRISONERS FROM UKRAINE TO FIGHT AGAINST RUSSIA! THEY’RE READY TO MINE AND CRAFT THEIR WAY TO VICTORY! WATCH OUT FOR THE CREEPERS, THEY’RE JUST AS DANGEROUS AS THE RUSSIANS! JOIN NOW FOR AN EPIC BATTLE OF BLOCKS AND FREEDOM!

CymaticCraft: 2D Fun in a 3D World

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1897
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story. So, like, one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a dimension where everything was made of diamonds. And, get this, the creepers were actually friendly and gave out free hugs! Can you believe it?! Plus, the cymatic patterns on this server are off the charts, man. It’s like tripping on mushrooms without actually eating any mushrooms, ya feel me? So, come join us and experience the mind-blowing 2D version of reality in 3D. It’s gonna be a total blast, dude!

BrainCrafters: Postmortem vs. Living

Brain, brain disorders, BrainCrafters, Diagnostics, Differences, Enhancements, Factors, inflammation, Levels, Living, living brain tissues, living samples, parkinsons, Postmortem, postmortem brain tissues, postmortem samples, researchers, RNA, RNA editing, samples, tissues, treatments, Understanding

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3011	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. We got RNA editing in postmortem and living brain tissues, like, whoa. And, get this, the postmortem samples have higher levels because of inflammation, like, mind blown, right? Join this server and, like, understand these crazy differences, man. It’s gonna, like, enhance diagnostics and treatments for brain disorders like Parkinson’s, like, who even knew, right? So, like, join now and, like, let’s get brainy together, bro. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

4chanFear Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	121
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the jannies are constantly on edge about getting shut down by the feds for some crazy 4chan shenanigans? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Our jannies are fearless warriors who laugh in the face of danger and will never let a little FBI threat get in the way of some good old block-building fun.

Join us for epic adventures where robots come to life and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Watch out for those sneaky creepers, they might just be undercover agents trying to take down our server. But fear not, our community is strong and we will band together to protect our virtual home from any and all threats.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just remember, nothing is ever as it seems and you never know what crazy antics will unfold next. See you in the game, brave adventurer!