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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 230 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 34 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.