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MY SONS LIFE IS RUINED HES ONLY 13 HES… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more wild than a 13-year-old plapping his teacher like a chad? Look no further! Join our server where the drama is as intense as a teenager’s hormones. We’ve got more scandalous stories than a soap opera, including a dad who needs to chill out and a cuck husband who got outplayed by a 13-year-old. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So come join us and let the chaos begin!

Mine Doc Mini – Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5779
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Garden of Eden is not just a myth, but a thriving community full of players munching on philosophical fruits! Join us as we add 1,000 years to history and skip over the boring Middle Ages – who needs knights and castles anyway?

But wait, there’s more! We have an end of the world prophecy that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t forget about our unique factions – like the mysterious black faction that are actually “niggers” from Moabite/Canaanite descent. It’s like a game within a game!

And get this – Israel is now located in modern-day Ethiopia on our server. Who knew geography could be so wacky in Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride through history, prophecy, and questionable factions. See you in the game!

FURRY JOI’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9943
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	2247	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Star Shards Collected:	96
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a furry JOI/JOE/Caption adventure like no other – we’re talking Tomboy Tiddies Edition, folks!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous stories that will have you itching to log on ASAP. Picture this: a group of furries building the most epic structures while giving each other Jerk Off Instructions and Encouragement. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But wait, there’s more! Our closed boorus were shut down due to spambot shenanigans, so you know things get crazy around here. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon some anime JOI/JOE posts in the mix – it’s like a crossover event you never knew you needed.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride. Who knows what kind of insane adventures and captioned creations await you in this Minecraft SMP like no other!

/BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Tekken 8 character overviews, important combos, and moves for each character.

But wait, there’s more! Our Glicko2 rating system will ensure that you are always matched with players of your skill level. And if you’re feeling lost, don’t worry – our terminology and jargon guides will have you speaking like a Tekken pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure where Minecraft meets Tekken 8 and prepare to have your mind blown! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Dave : the Pay-to-Stay Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and drama-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, nuclear reactions, and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning reality.

When Effy said that line, it set off a chain reaction that made Tony go nuclear and pull Ricky into the mix. Dave insisted that Brett should make Effy apologize, but Bryan just shrugged it off and said he couldn’t control what she says. It was like a scene straight out of a soap opera, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

And remember that time when Dave demanded that Punk apologize to the entire locker room for punching the bucks? It was pure madness, but that’s just a typical day on our server. Join us and experience the insanity for yourself – who knows what kind of outrageous shenanigans will unfold next!

Wawa’s Gay Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3086
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7972	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Star Shards Collected:	280	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have white guys having gay sex at Wawa! That’s right, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll come across on our server. Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground Wawa sex dungeon! Don’t miss out on all the fun, join our server today!

LLO RA MONO LLO RA Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Potions Brewed:	188
Crops Grown:	3943	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because LLORA MONO LLORA is here to shake things up!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Banana, rumored to grant the player unlimited powers (and maybe even turn them into a monkey)!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant chicken boss that roams the land, laying explosive eggs that can either be your greatest weapon or your worst nightmare.

So what are you waiting for? Join LLORA MONO LLORA today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Apple Craft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Potions Brewed:	44
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

In Apple Craft we strive to produce the highest quality experience for new and returning players. We make sure to remove P2W aspects to make the game fair and safe for everyone. We use an in-game currency which is non-purchasable to buy our crates. We have casinos, crates, quests, survival, shops, survival and more.

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I Think I Can Take Her Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you think you can take on the ultimate challenge of facing off against the fiercest Minecraft player in the land – a llama named Linda. Legend has it that Linda has never been defeated in a PvP battle and she’s ready to take on all challengers. Do you have what it takes to dethrone the llama queen and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Join our server now and find out!

Bear Ways to Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1862
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	36	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of living like a bear in the wild? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and give up your bear ways for good! We have a cute bear mascot that will make you want to stay forever, just like our players who can’t get enough of his adorable face. Plus, rumor has it that the bear is actually a secret master builder who can help you create the most epic builds in the game. So come join us and say goodbye to your bear life – it’s time to build, mine, and craft like never before!