Międzychód Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixelated Nostalgia: Where Millennials Roam and Craft

ac2, assassins creed, bayonetta, brawl, burnout paradise, Craft, Devil May Cry 3, dmc4, fortnite, God Hand, gta san andreas, gta4, JRPGs, MGS2, MGS3, Mgs4, microtransaction, Millennials, nintendo games, Nostalgia, Okami, pixelated, PS2 era, roam, shadow of the colossus

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to bring back the glory days of gaming that the picrelated era failed to deliver! Join us and experience Shadow of the Colossus levels of adventure, Okami levels of beauty, and God Hand levels of dumb fun!

Our server is like Devil May Cry 3 on steroids, with non-stop action and new ideas around every corner. Say goodbye to half-baked games like DMC4 and hello to the next step in gaming evolution – just like Bayonetta!

Remember the soulful days of MGS2 and MGS3? Well, get ready for a parody-free zone with gameplay galore! No more cutscene-fests here, just pure gaming bliss.

GTA: San Andreas fans, rejoice! Our server is the place to be for incredibly fun gameplay that will have you hooked for hours on end. Say goodbye to the boring, ugly drudge of GTA4 and hello to a world where cars feel like they’re on solid ground!

And don’t even get us started on Burnout Paradise – we’ve got the exploration you love without the contempt for single player games. No more microtransaction gacha BS here, just good old-fashioned fun.

Join us on our Minecraft server and experience the revival of JRPGs, the return of Nintendo’s true greatness, and the ultimate hype of Brawl without the spit in the face to non-casuals. Say goodbye to boring, brown/grey FPS games and hello to a world of creativity and childhood wonder!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the gaming renaissance you’ve been dreaming of!

TrumpTrialFireworks Minecraft Server

activism, Based, Courthouse, courthouse protest, death, demonstration, Fox 5 NY, Incident, jury selection, Minecraft, new york city, News, ourguy, political activism, protest, Self Immolation, Server, Shocking.., sustained injuries, tragic, trial, Trump trial, TrumpTrialFireworks

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	799
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Towns Built:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything can happen, just like /ourguy/ setting himself on fire in front of the Trump trial courthouse! If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as real life, then this is the place for you.

Join us for some crazy adventures and insane stories that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into while playing on our server?

And if you need a break from all the chaos, you can always relax and unwind by building your own epic creations in our world. Just watch out for any unexpected surprises – you never know what might happen next!

So why wait? Come join us on this mind-blowing Minecraft server and experience the thrill of the unexpected. Who knows, you might even witness something as crazy as /ourguy/ setting himself on fire – virtually, of course!

CraftyKnights – LOLz & Blocks Galore!

#Bassline, #Penance, #Vendela, akg, Andreana, arknights, blocks, Carnelian, CN Stream, Corroserum, CraftyKnights, Dorothy, Fiammetta, Galore, Global, hoederer, Iris, jp, JP Stream, kafka, Kazemaru, KR, LEE, lolz, passenger, Quercus, VERDANT, Whisperain

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger (Shop), and 5* Supporter Quercus. But wait, there’s more! How about 5* Medic Whisperain and 5* Sniper Andreana (Shop) to keep you on your toes?

If that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got 6* Guard Hoederer, 5* Medic Vendela, and even 5* Specialist Kafka in the mix! Plus, don’t miss out on our Witch Feast event featuring Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for the Witch Feast & Shining Steps Re-Edition with Lee, Iris, Kazemaru, Archetto, and Astesia! It’s a celebration like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server filled with 6* Defender Penance, 6* Caster Carnelian (Shop), and 5* Caster Corroserum. It’s a world of adventure and excitement that you won’t find anywhere else!

Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Minecraft FartCraft: The Smelly Server

FartCraft, Minecraft, Server, Smelly

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Magic Items Found:	5272	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a whole new world filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep. But that’s not all! Our server also has a disco party every Friday night where the mobs drop diamonds instead of attacking you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret treasure hunt that leads to a chest filled with enchanted gear and unlimited diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Hero LOLz Server

4chan board, aliens, Consciousness, Crafty, Dead, forever.., Hero, hivemind, Humanity, lolz, Mystery, Nice, post-apocalyptic, Sci Fi, Server, speculation, spoilers, Survival, theories, Thriller, wiped out, zombie apocalypse

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Crops Grown:	2488
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the zombie apocalypse has taken over and humanity is on the brink of extinction! But fear not, because all of our consciousness has been gathered into a 4chan board hivemind. That’s right, you’ll be here forever, even after you die!

Join us for epic battles against zombie hordes, build your own fortress to protect yourself, and make friends with other survivors in this post-apocalyptic world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the zombie outbreak was actually caused by aliens trying to take over the planet. Will you uncover the truth and save humanity from total annihilation?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s gonna be out of this world!

Pixel Peen Palace

back, cosplay costume, cosplays, costumes, Discord, Do, EASY, FAV, Halloween, kik, Message, Nudifying, Palace, Peen, Personal, pic, PIXEL, Private, private message, Telegram, Theme, Today, well, Wings

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2256
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is all about costumes, Halloween, wings, and COS-PLAYS! Get ready to dress up your character in the most outrageous outfits you can imagine!

Our last theme may not have been a hit, but this one is sure to be a crowd-pleaser! Everyone can participate and show off their creativity!

And guess what? I’m back for today only! Who wants me to do their pic? ^.^ If you want it done privately, just message me on Kik, Telegram, or Discord. Everything sent will be kept private!

Kik/Telegram: xskyexloverx Discord: mysteryxlover#6174

Come join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other! Don’t miss out on the fun and excitement of our costume-filled world!

GymCraft: Where Pixels Pump Iron!

#workout, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness community, fitness trends, global fitness, gym, gym culture, gym etiquette, gymcraft, health, International, internationally, Iron, Lifestyle, physical activity, pixels, Pump, sports, Training, wellness, wellness journey, workout habits, workout routine

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	199	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a workout like no other! Our virtual world is filled with creepers that will chase you around, giving you the ultimate cardio session. And forget about lifting weights, on our server you’ll be lifting diamond blocks to build your dream castle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret enchanted gym where you can train with legendary Minecraft characters like Steve and Creeper to level up your skills. Who needs a regular gym when you can get ripped in the world of Minecraft?

So if you’re tired of the same old workout routine, come join our server for a fitness experience like no other. Who knew getting fit could be so fun and blocky?

MomCraft: Vtuber’s GFE ASMR Adventure

#youtube, Adventure, asmr, collaboration, Content Creator, Creative, DAUGHTER, Entertainment, family, gfe, mom, MomCraft, Mother, ONLINE, Relaxation, Roleplay, trending, Unique, Video, viral, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, Vtubers

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	717
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Emeralds Found:	1976	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where Vtuber brings their mom to do GFE ASMR! Yes, you read that right! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly you hear the soothing sound of a motherly voice whispering sweet nothings in your ear. It’s like a virtual hug from a Minecraft mom!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with LOLZ and surprises at every turn. From giant chickens that drop diamonds to creepers that break out into dance parties, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And did we mention the secret underground disco club where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with the Vtuber’s mom and get invited to their next ASMR session!

Crafty Creeper Covert Ops: The Ultimate Sneaky Server

#covert operations, camouflaged, Concealed, Covert, Crafty, creeper, ELUSIVE, Espionage, hidden, incognito, Infiltration, Lurking, ninja, Ops, Server, shadowy, silent takedowns, Sneaking, sneaky, Spy, stealth elements, stealth gameplay, surreptitious, Ultimate, undercover, undercover missions.

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience a whole new level of stealth gameplay! Sneak around like a ninja and assassinate your enemies without them even knowing what hit them.

But that’s not all! Our server also has explosive PvP battles where you can blow up your friends and watch them fly across the map in a hilarious fashion.

Oh, and did we mention the super rare loot that you can find hidden in secret dungeons? Rumor has it that there’s a diamond sword that shoots rainbows and makes your enemies dance uncontrollably.

Join us now for a wild ride of insanity and ridiculousness that you won’t find anywhere else!

Big Brother’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, big, bipartisan act, blocky, brothers, critical information, F.B.I., fentanyl trafficking, FISA rules, foreign targets, government surveillance, hostile states, intelligence power, investigation, Israel’s unpreparedness, Journalists, national security, POL, privacy concerns, public officials, Queries, Section 702, Terrorism, Warrant

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Zombie Dances:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magic Items Found:	3329	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3469
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even powerful nations can be surprised in catastrophic ways just like Israel on Oct. 7! Join us for a rare bipartisan experience as we reauthorize key intelligence powers that provide critical information on hostile states and threats ranging from terrorism to fentanyl trafficking.

But beware, we have foreign actors interacting with Americans, so watch out for schizos among us! Our server is so secure that even the glowies won’t be able to track you down. And don’t worry about privacy concerns, we hope every last journalist gets executed – especially the AI ones!

Join us as we break the rules around these 702 database checks repeatedly, just like the F.B.I.! And remember, there are ways to prevent abuses without compromising our critical national security value – did I mention every single journalist?

So come on in and experience the thrill of not having probable cause needed for a warrant early in an investigation – that’s when our queries are most useful! Not one journo left standing on our server, so join now for an outrageous adventure you won’t forget!