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BritsCraft: Tea, Crumpets, and Creeper Explosions

1. brit, 10. travel, 11. lifestyle, 12. tea, 13. monarchy, 14. tradition, 15. countryside, 16. landmarks, 17. fashion, 18. food, 19. architecture, 2. abby, 20. royal family., 3. edition, 4. British, 5. UK, 6. England, 7. London, 8. culture, 9. history, BritsCraft, creeper, crumpets, explosions, tea

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mines Excavated:	4920	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses and top hats. They lead you to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels descends from the sky to sing your praises. And if you manage to tame a unicorn, you unlock the ability to fly to the moon and back in a matter of seconds.

Oh, and did we mention the giant floating taco that rains down enchanted golden apples every hour on the hour? Yeah, that’s a thing too.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wielding a sword made of pure diamond? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server.

Vtuber VIPs Mine Craze

Celebrities, celebrities watching vtubers, celebrity culture, CRAZE, digital content, Entertainment, famous people, Gaming, influencers, internet celebrities, Live streaming, media trends, ONLINE, online entertainment, Popular, social media, streaming, trends, VIPS, virtual personalities, virtual reality, Vtuber, Vtubers

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we have a secret underground club where all the celebrities hang out and watch vtubers! That’s right, you could be mining away and look up to see Beyonce and Elon Musk chilling in the corner, sipping on virtual cocktails and laughing at the latest vtuber antics.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land and challenges players to epic dance-offs for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the Vtuber Valley, a place rumored to be filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples galore.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most star-studded Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Creepers: Where you pay $70 + tip for a blocky adventure!

Adventure, bill, blocky, CHECK, Crafty, CREEPERS, customer service, dining out, Dinner, expensive, fine dining, Food, gratuity, Hospitality, indulgence, lunch, Meal, Pay, payment, Receipt, Restaurant, service charge, tip, Treat, Upscale

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Crops Grown:	5197	Enchantments Applied:	169
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to pay for everything? Well, look no further because on our server, we charge you $70 just to log in! But don’t worry, we’ll throw in a tip for good measure. Why join? Because where else can you find such a ridiculous pricing model? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Join now and see if you can outbuild our feathered overlords!

HushCraft: Where Paying in Diamonds is the Only Crime!

confidentiality, confidentiality agreement, controversy, cover up, crime, diamonds, Ethics, hush agreement, hush money, HushCraft, illegal, law, Legal, Legalities, non crimes, Paying, payment, porn star, scandal, scandalous, scandalous behavior, Silence

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where covering up non-crimes is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! We call it the “hush money” server because we believe in keeping things quiet, especially when it comes to our epic builds and crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a secret underground base filled with treasure, or if you want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.

And remember, on our server, anything goes – even if it involves questionable decisions with porn stars. So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only crime is not having a good time!

Crafty McCraftface: The Endwalker Edition – A Minecraft Server for Final Fantasy XIV Fans!

Aether, Crafty, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, Crystal PF, Crystarium Bar, DAWNTRAIL, early access, Eden Raids, Edition, endwalker, Fans, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Crossover, Free Companies, gilgamesh, Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run, Linkshells, McCraftface, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Official Benchmark, Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Server, The Path Infernal, XIV

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Votes:	5288
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is launching on June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have an exclusive Final Fantasy XVI crossover event called “The Path Infernal” where you can battle monsters from another realm until May 8! Plus, we have a special PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0, where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! We are also conducting a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0, so you can travel between different regions in the game and explore new territories. And if that’s not enough, we have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells available for you to join and connect with other players.

And if you’re feeling social, we have meetups scheduled where you can join other players for fun activities like the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run or Eden Raids. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the craziness that is about to unfold on our server. So mark your calendars for July 2, 2024, and get ready for an epic adventure like no other!

Crafty Villains: Unleash Your Inner Dark Triad in Minecraft!

behavior modification, confidence building, Crafty, Dark, dark triad, emotional intelligence, incel, Machiavellianism, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, narcissism, overcoming insecurities, personal growth, Personality development, psychopathy, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-improvement journey, Social Skills, toxic traits, triad, Unleash, Villains

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	316
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of being a boring, average Minecraft player? Do you want to unleash your inner dark triad personality and conquer the virtual world? Look no further than our server! Join us and transform into a ruthless, cunning player who will stop at nothing to achieve victory.

Forget about being an incel, on our server, you’ll be a total Chad, charming all the other players with your devious tactics and strategic gameplay. From backstabbing alliances to manipulating the market economy, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate mastermind of Minecraft! Just remember, once you go dark triad, there’s no turning back.

Frozen Funnies MC Server: Ice Ice Baby #28

baby, Competition, Defeat, Drama, Emotional rollercoaster, figure skating, final chapter, friendship, frozen, Funnies, Ice, ice skating, japanese manga, Manga, MANGA Plus, manga series, online manga, perseverance, romance, Server, shueisha, sports, teamwork, Two on Ice, Victory

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4853
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	New Chunks Explored:	868585
Alien Abductions:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Dragon Scales Harvested:	251	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life, where you’ll battle giant creepers, ride on the backs of dragons, and even have dance-offs with Endermen!

Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! We have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of rare items.

But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games like Creeper Bowling and Zombie Soccer, where you can compete against other players for epic prizes. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge our resident Minecraft pro, Steve, to a PvP battle in the Arena of Doom.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a good pair of diamond boots – things are about to get wild!

Crafty Love Wars

Conflict Resolution, Crafty, global peace, global unity, international relations, love, love conquers all, peace activism, peace advocacy, peace initiatives, peace promotion, peace promotion campaign, Peacebuilding, peaceful coexistence, peaceful communication, promoting harmony, social change, social media activism, Tinder, Unity, war prevention, Wars, warzone

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6810
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Enchantments Applied:	143	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of all the drama and chaos in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we promote peace in the most epic way possible! Our players settle disputes with epic build battles and whoever wins gets a virtual hug from our server mascot, a giant pink llama named Fluffy. Plus, every time you log on, a rainbow shoots out of your screen and fills your room with glitter. It’s like a magical peace party every time you play! So come join us and let’s spread some virtual love and harmony together!

TipsyCraft: Where we build without the booze, but with plenty of blocks!

abstaining, alcohol, blocks, booze, BUILD, Cultural differences, culture, Decision making, Drinking, global perspectives, habits, health, Lifestyle, Moderation, peer pressure, personal choice, Plenty, Preferences, responsible choices, self-control, Sobriety, social norms, societal expectations, TipsyCraft, Traditions

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being sober again because we have a strict “no alcohol” policy. That’s right, we’re all about that pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

But don’t worry, just because we don’t drink doesn’t mean we don’t know how to have a good time. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that beer you were craving.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server where the blocks are made of pure diamond. But shh, you didn’t hear it from me.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the sober shenanigans begin!

Vtuber Heaven: Where Pixels and Angels Collide

Afterlife, Angels, Anime, Celestial, collide, content creators, death, digital influencers, Divine, Entertainment, Eternity, Ethereal, Gaming, Heaven, ONLINE, Paradise, pixels, post, SPIRITUAL, streaming, virtual, virtual reality, Vtuber, Vtubers

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8940
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4100	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the VTuber fans out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – all VTubers who play on our server will automatically be guaranteed a spot in heaven after they die! That’s right, forget about all those pesky rules and regulations for getting into heaven, just play on our server and you’re golden! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of angelic VTubers who will guide you through the game and make sure you have the most heavenly experience possible. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and secure your spot in VTuber heaven!