Midwest MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

WeddingBlocker2021

Save the Date, celebration, Wedding, Disappointment, decision

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is turned into epic adventures! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can make your own decisions without any judgment from your in-laws.

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped for not attending family events? Well, on our server, you can spend your hard-earned money on virtual items for your kids instead of wasting it on a wedding you have no interest in attending. Plus, you can go on weekend getaways without anyone knowing – except for your kids, of course!

Join us and show off your building skills while avoiding awkward family gatherings. Who needs a wedding when you can build a virtual palace for your kids instead? Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for choosing virtual adventures over family drama. So come on in and let’s build a world where you can be the hero of your own story!

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LingoLounge Minecraft Server

language preference, cultural diversity, LingoLounge, Communication, Server

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can speak any language you want without getting interrupted by nosy coworkers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you and your sister to chat in your native tongue about all things Minecraft-related.

Join us for a pet-friendly experience unlike any other! Our virtual vet clinic is always open for your pixelated pets in case they get sick from too much creeper explosions. Rest assured, your furry friends will be back on their feet in no time!

And don’t worry about anyone telling you to speak English only. On our server, you can communicate in any language you please, whether it’s Pig Latin or even Simlish. Let your creativity run wild as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the language barriers crumble as you embark on epic adventures with your sister by your side. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds! It’s a language-agnostic paradise waiting for you to explore.

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ChicagoCraft SMP: ThatOneNiggaFromChiTown

street culture, trendy, smp, African American, urban living

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is run by a Chicago gangster who will make sure you never have a dull moment!

Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between players using diamond swords and enchanted armor. Our Chicago nigga will even throw in some fireworks and explosions for added excitement!

But wait, there’s more! If you can find the hidden treasure in the circle, you’ll be rewarded with a stack of emeralds and your very own pet creeper. Just be careful not to blow up your base!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, if you only look at this one place in the circle, it’s actually quite nice! Who wouldn’t want to buy quick in this crazy world?

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CraftyNorthAmerica – Minecraft server

mexico, edishan, History, Canada, Trade

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are friendlier than your neighbors and the diamonds shine brighter than your future! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can build a castle taller than Mount Everest and ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes.

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it he once built a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the Nether and back! And don’t even get us started on the time a player tamed a dragon and used it to roast marshmallows for a campfire party.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons bust a move to funky tunes all night long. Plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and sprinkling glitter wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies…trust us, you don’t want to mess with them.

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InLaw-Free Zone: Parenting Edition

Midwest, generational differences, familial obligations, lifestyle choices, Zone

Are you tired of your in-laws constantly guilt-tripping you for living your best life on the west coast? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama!

Our server offers a virtual paradise where you can hike, explore mountains, and enjoy the freedom of a pixelated world. No more passive-aggressive comments about how your life is harder than suburban living – here, the only struggle is finding diamonds!

Forget about familial responsibilities and embrace your inner “spoiled millennial” by building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. Who needs weekly access to your kid when you can have unlimited access to endless fun on our server?

So come on, join us and leave the Midwest drama behind. Your in-laws may not understand, but we do – and we’re here to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable!

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MidwestCraft: JohnDeereLayoffs

workforce reduction, Job Displacement, Midwest, job cuts announcement, factory relocation

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ JOHN DEERE BE LAYIN’ OFF PEEPS IN DA MIDWEST AND SHIFTIN’ TO MEXICO, BUT WE AIN’T LAYIN’ OFF NO ONE, WE BE BUILDIN’ A MINECRAFT EMPIRE INSTEAD! COME JOIN US AND HELP US TAKE OVER DA VIRTUAL WORLD WITH OUR FARMING SKILLS AND INSANE REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS. PLUS, WE GOT PIG RACES EVERY SUNDAY AND A SECRET DIAMOND MINE THAT ONLY TRUE PLAYERS CAN FIND. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW BEFORE JOHN DEERE TAKES OVER DA WHOLE WORLD! #MINECRAFTREVOLUTION #JOHNDEERESUCKS

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LawnWaterLawsSuckLOL

LawnWaterLawsSuckLOL, watering demands, illegal watering, brown patches, decreasing frequency

Are you tired of landlords who demand more from you than legally allowed? Join our Minecraft server where you can water lawns to your heart’s content without any crazy demands!

Imagine a world where you can water lawns for fun, not out of fear of eviction! On our server, you can create the greenest, lushest lawns without any legal restrictions.

Join now and show off your lawn maintenance skills without any crazy landlords breathing down your neck. Who knew watering lawns could be so exhilarating and drama-free? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your wildest lawn care fantasies!

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Blocky Baptist Church Minecraft Server

blocky, African American history, Church, Baptist, Blacks

Come join our Minecraft server where we have recreated the bustling city of Chicago in 1850 with a population of 30k…or so they say! Explore our wacky version of history where the citizens of Chicago were actually all secretly llamas in disguise. Join us for a chance to uncover the truth behind this hilarious conspiracy and maybe even ride a llama or two around the city! Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and embark on an adventure like no other!

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TornadoCraft – ShiftedAlley

environmental impact, Great Plains, storm tracking, Maps, weather patterns

come join our epic minecraft server where the tornadoes are always raging and the alleyways are always shifting! it’s like a rollercoaster ride through mother nature’s fury!

we’ve got tornadoes that will sweep you off your feet and send you flying through the air like a ragdoll! but don’t worry, our friendly neighborhood wizard is always on hand to save you with his magical powers.

explore the ever-changing landscapes of our server as you try to survive the chaos of “Tornado Alley.” who knows what crazy adventures you’ll encounter along the way?

so come on down to our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime! just remember to hold on tight, because things are about to get wild!

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FindlayCraft: Where Ohioans Unite in Blocky Adventures!

Community, hidden gems, Findlay, Ohio State, travel

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Located in the mystical land of Findlay, Ohio, this server is where all the coolest players hang out.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server has unicorns roaming around, dropping diamonds for you to collect. And don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that lay golden eggs!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to the legendary Pixel Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that it can grant you three wishes just by looking at it.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the hidden diamond castle, where you’ll be greeted by a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play Minecraft with you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most fun Minecraft adventure of your life!

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