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| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 3766 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen twerking to dubstep music. Only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter and claim the treasure for themselves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Missouri slut herself, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank and troll. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat her in a dance-off, she’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So come join us on the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?
