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CraftyDevs Minecraft Server: “Lies to Faces”

broken trust, communication breakdown, community management, CraftyDevs, customer satisfaction, customer service, Deception, developer accountability, dishonesty, faces, false promises, game development, gamedevs, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Lies, lying.., Minecraft, player feedback, player loyalty, player relations, Server, Support, trust issues, unethical behavior

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Emeralds Found:	6904	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of gamedevs lying to your face? Join our Minecraft server where the only lies you’ll hear are from the sneaky creepers trying to blow you up! Our server is so honest, even the pigs tell the truth (well, most of the time). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond cave, you’ll uncover the truth about why gamedevs lie in the first place. So come join us and uncover the ultimate conspiracy in the world of Minecraft!

GrannyCraft: No Regrets

10 years, acceptance, bad mouthing, Cultural differences, DATING, distance issues, DOCTORS, dying wish, family, grandmother, GrannyCraft, health, inner circle, Marriage, Minority, only child, refusal, regrets, relationships, slavic, traditional views

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as fighting off creepers! Join us for a grand adventure filled with crazy relatives, cultural clashes, and forbidden love stories.

Are you ready to navigate through the treacherous waters of family expectations and societal norms? Will you stand up to your grandma’s “dying wish” to marry within your culture, or will you forge your own path with your Slavic boyfriend from a different village?

Join us on this wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and build your own unique story. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough amidst all the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and come join us on the most drama-filled Minecraft server out there!

PutinCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, bilateral talks, Defense, defense agreements, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, discharge, expulsion, foreign policy, India, Indian nationals, Indian soldiers, international relations, Military, military cooperation, military service, Minecraft, modi, political leaders, putin, PutinCraft, russia, Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians and indians fighting it out in epic battles! modi and putin had a chat and now all the indians are getting kicked out of the russian military, so they need a new place to show off their skills! join us for crazy pvp battles, build epic bases, and maybe even start a world war or two! who needs real life drama when you can have it all in minecraft? join now and be part of the chaos!

PatriotCraft: NATO Edition

air defense, defense cooperation, defense systems, Diplomacy, Edition, foreign policy, fresh news, international relations, Julianna Smith, military aid, military support, nato, NATO request, News, Patriot systems, PatriotCraft, response, SECURITY, Ukraine, ukrainians, united states, US Ambassador

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2148
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to be an ambassador to NATO but u were like, nah too much work, well guess what, on this server u can be the US Ambassador to NATO in Minecraft! u can negotiate with other players for resources, build air defense systems, and even ask for Patriot systems like it’s nobody’s business. join now and be the most powerful diplomat in the Minecraft world! who needs real life when u can be a virtual ambassador, amirite?

ToiletCraft: Where 33% of Players are on the John

bathroom, Break, chance, convenience, daily routine, device, funny, humor, John, mobile, multitasking, percentage, Players, private time, procrastination, reading, Relaxation, screen time, Sitting, social media, Technology, TOILET, ToiletCraft

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9377
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	277	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9

join our epic minecraft server because we have diamonds growing on trees and pigs that can fly. seriously, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

our server is also home to the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs. no, seriously, you can trade those eggs for rare items like enchanted armor and weapons that shoot rainbows.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers breakdance and zombies do the thriller dance. it’s lit, fam.

plus, our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. yes, you heard that right. you can build a house out of cheddar and ride a gouda horse into battle.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life. and remember, there’s probably a 33% chance you’re reading this on the toilet.

HighCraft: Brain on Pause

altered brain activity, Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain patterns, Cannabis, cannabis users, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive processing, drug effects, drug use, HighCraft, Marijuana, marijuana effects, mental health, neural responses, neurological differences, neurology, pause, substance use, switching tasks, task performance

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Animals Bred:	43
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

so, like, if u wanna join dis minecraft server, u gotta know that we got some crazy stuff goin’ on. like, our players have altered brain patterns when they switch tasks in the game. it’s like, they’re on a whole other level, man. they may have weaker responses in their brains, but they still kick butt in the game. it’s like they’re in a whole other dimension, man. so if u wanna be part of this mind-bending experience, join our server now! who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have in this wacky world!

HardcoreSurvivalServer – 1.15.2 Minecraft Server

1.15.2, 1.16, Adequate, April 5 2020, Ban, Closed Server, Community, discovery, Exploration, Friendly, HardcoreSurvivalServer, Minecraft, new worlds, Players, Survival, update, Version Switch, Waiting, Whitelist

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Animals Bred:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

The server started on April 5, 2020. A world where many places have not yet been visited by players. We have all just begun our survival and are just discovering new worlds. Join us too! Here you can have a good time with other players, because only adequate people play on the server. All inadequate and unfriendly players are banned. Very soon the server will be closed and will be available only through the whitelist. The whitelist will include only those players who logged in at the start and before access to the server was closed. We are all waiting for the Minecraft update (1.16) and as soon as this version is available, we will immediately update the world and switch to this version.

95.217.112.101:25599

CraftyLife Minecraft Server

anxiety, Conflict, CraftyLife, danger, death, fear, Future, Geopolitics, Good, HOLY, Invasion, landmine, Life, Minecraft, POL, Politics, russia, Server, Survival, Ukraine, uncertainty, War, world events

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2529
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	177710	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Tired of worrying about getting caught in the crossfire of international conflicts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos! Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about stepping on a landmine while mining for diamonds. Plus, who needs to worry about geopolitics when you can build your own empire and conquer the virtual world instead? Join us now and leave the real world drama behind!

2024 ElectionCraft Server

2024 election, campaign strategy, citizenship validation, election forecast, election manipulation, election outcome, ElectionCraft, Electoral Process, government policies, illegal immigrants, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, political analysis, political prediction, prediction, Presidential election, Server, trump, Trump administration, voter demographics, voter validation, voting rights

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5436
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dimension Hops:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and witness the craziest antics as we predict the citizenship of illegal immigrants to ensure Trump wins in the next election. That’s right, we’ve got psychics on staff who can see into the future and make sure things go Trump’s way. It’s like playing Minecraft with a crystal ball!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground base where we breed mutant chickens that lay diamond eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because things are about to get weird!

SisterWifeDrama Minecraft Server

Apologize.., Behavior, conservative lawyer, Decision making, disagreement, family dynamics, family event, hurt feelings, hypocritical, identifying as non-binary, INSULTED, liberal family, love, Minecraft, previous comments, Respect, rude comments, Server, sister’s wife, SisterWifeDrama, Son, wedding anniversary

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride as we celebrate our 20th wedding anniversary with a dinner party that’s sure to be more explosive than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Meet our lovely host, who decided to exclude her sister’s conservative lawyer wife from the guest list after she made some not-so-nice comments about non-binary identities. Talk about a plot twist!

Will the sister and her kids boycott the party unless the wife is invited? Will there be more drama than a soap opera in the Nether? Only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold in real-time!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most outrageous family feud in Minecraft history. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Join now and let the drama begin!