| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 6600 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
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| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 9653 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Potions Brewed: | 162 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!
But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.
And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.
So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 1281 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 2885 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 220 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6350 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.
Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 671 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.
But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!
So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 1485 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Votes: | 2573 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 92 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 1221 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!
But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 8502 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 6370 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 24 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 9668 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 29 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 |
Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).
But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?
So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 8553 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 289 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.
But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!
