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Crafty Comedy Mine Server

aggression, arab world, Bombing, comedy, Conflict, Crafty, Disrespect, extremism, Flexing, international relations, iran, Islam, Laughter, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Politics, RETALIATION, Server, Terrorism, Thread, violence, War Crimes, Weakness

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Love Letters Sent:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we flex harder than anyone else out there! We’re so strong, we make Islam look weak AF. In fact, we’re so powerful that we might as well start indiscriminately bombing cities in Minecraft because no one can stop us! Join us for some explosive fun and show the Arab world who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

DeconstructingDudeMC SMP

Analysis, close reading, critical theory, DeconstructingDudeMC, deconstruction, Interpretation, Literary Analysis, literary criticism, literary deconstruction, literary devices, literary form, literary genre, literary interpretation, literary structure, literary studies, literary techniques, literary terms, literary theory, Literature, postmodernism, smp, text deconstruction

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Magic Items Found:	6391
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Endless Night Skies:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns and anything goes? Then you need to join our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for the ultimate deconstruction experience where nothing is off-limits. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We won’t stop you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay explosive eggs that will blow your mind (and your base) to smithereens. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of deconstruction. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

NoAirParentPickup

Airport, Assistance, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, Help, INCONVENIENCE, misunderstanding, MONEY, NoAirParentPickup, parents, Picking up, relationships, Resentment, Support, Transportation, vacation

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of parents who expect you to drop everything and cater to their every whim? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and have a good time without the parental guilt trips.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being forced to pick up your parents from the airport at the crack of dawn just to get a pair of shorts (seriously, who does that?). Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring the endless possibilities of Minecraft.

Plus, if you ever need a break from the virtual world, our server is filled with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with demanding parents. You’ll never have to feel alone in your quest for independence and freedom.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the parental drama behind. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft?

IcyCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Air Force, airspace, Allies, Defense, fighter jets, Iceland, IcyCraft, international relations, Military, military presence, Minecraft, Monitoring, nato, Radar, reconnaissance, russian aircraft, SECURITY, Server, stealth jets, Surveillance, Tensions, uk

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Astral Projections Made:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server!!! We got UK stealth jets in Iceland, like wutttt??? They be “watching” for Russian aircraft, like they spyin’ on ’em or sumthin’!!! Join our server and u can be a spy too, like James Bond but in blocky form!!! We got secret missions and stuff, it’s lit fam!!! Come join the fun and be a part of the action, who knows what crazy adventures await you in our server!!! #BlockyBond #SpyCraft #MinecraftMadness

MantleMiners: Digging Deeper for Rare Rocks!

deep drilling, deep earth, deep world, Deeper, Digging, drill, drilling technology, earth’s interior, Earth’s mantle, Exploration, geological study, geologists, geologists’ findings, geology, Life, mantle material, MantleMiners, rare, rare rocks, research, rocks, sample, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, subterranean exploration

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	0

come join our minecraft server where we dig deeper than geologists into the earth’s mantle! we have rare rocks, crazy caves, and even secret underground civilizations to explore. who needs real life when you can uncover the mysteries of the deep world in minecraft? join us for a wild adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the earth. plus, we have diamonds for days, so why wait? come dig with us now!

Canopy

#exciting, 20s, 50 players, Builds, CanopyMC, collaboration, Community Focused, concurrent players, Discord, Economy, Events, Fresh, Friends, Hermitcraft-like, Map, Minecraft, new world, player age 16+, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Towns, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5027
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6395
Villages Defended:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	578
Dragon Eggs Found:	6209	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Canopy is a Hermitcraft-Like, Survival, server. We just started a new world on 7/13, so everything is fresh and exciting!

We’re a community-focused server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is in their early to mid-20’s and we’re looking for players that are 16+. We also average 20-50 concurrent players every day! From working together on builds, events, building towns together, or getting to know each other in discord, we want you to meet new friends!

View our map at https://map.canopymc.net/!

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Flare SMP: Where Creeper hugs are mandatory and the drama llama runs wild!

bolt, Community, Cosmetics, creeper, decorations, Development, Drama, Dynmap, English, FLARE, FlareDeathMessages, germany, GSit, hugs, international community, Llama, long term, Mandatory, Mature, MCMMO, mmorpg, Pets, Rewards, runs, Semi Vanilla, serious, smp, Summer event, Whitelist, Wild

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2752
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9034	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Flare Community and Flare SMP Overview

About Us	Founded on April 14, 2023 by Antimony_Sb, aiming to provide a relaxed semi-vanilla experience in a mature environment.
What Sets Us Apart	Dynmap Bolt mcMMO GSit FlareDeathMessages Pets Cosmetics Decorations
Additional Information	We are an international community primarily using English. Some features are still in development and a summer event is upcoming. Discord link available in profile.
Future Projects	Developing a second server named “Flare Adventures” offering a classic MMORPG player experience.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
When was Flare Community and Flare SMP founded?	April 14, 2023
What is the primary language of the community?	English, with some members from Germany
What additional features do you offer compared to Vanilla Minecraft?	Dynmap, Bolt, mcMMO, GSit, FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations
Do you have any upcoming events or projects?	Summer event with rewards and a new server in development named “Flare Adventures”

BagCraft Minecraft Server

4koma, academy club, Account XP, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Cathedral’s Merry Christmas, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Joint Firing Drill, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, News, Normals, PVs, RERUN, Resources, ROADMAP, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure filled with explosive events and insane content that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt!

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a joint firing drill, defending your base from a horde of creepers with your trusty team of Minecraft warriors. But wait, there’s more! How about taking on a Grand Assault against a giant Goz with heavy armor, or facing the fury of Set with special armor that will make you feel invincible?

And if that’s not enough, we have 3x bounties, lessons, and scrimmages to keep you on your toes, along with 2x account XP to level up like never before! Plus, our server is so epic that even Christmas comes early with reruns of Serina and Hanae spreading holiday cheer.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game, adventurer!

Minecraft SMP: YLYLolz

amusement, Chuckle, comedic content, comedy, comedy skits, comedy videos, Entertainment, funny, Funny Moments, hilarious, humor, humor blog, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, memes, Minecraft, smp, stand up comedy, viral, ylyl, YLYLolz

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8568
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Villages Defended:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	113	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows.

We have a secret underground city where players can only enter if they can solve a series of riddles involving chickens and TNT.

Our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie villagers that have learned how to breakdance and will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Slur-Free BF Minecraft Server

aita, attraction, Boundaries, Boyfriend, comfort zone, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, ENGAGEMENT, Friends, Insecurity, Intimacy, Labels, Minecraft, relationship, Server, sexual orientation, Sexuality, sexuality discovery, Slur, SlurFree, turn on

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1371
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all types of relationships and love stories, even the ones that involve awkward bedroom requests! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, just like when Jared asked for a certain word to be thrown around during intimate moments. Who knew Minecraft could get so spicy?

Explore our server and discover new things about yourself, just like how OP had to navigate their own sexuality while dating Jared. Will you find yourself in a similar situation, or will you uncover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed? The possibilities are endless on our server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that accepts everyone, no matter what kind of crazy requests they may have in the bedroom. Who knows, you might even find your own Jared to spice up your Minecraft experience. So come on in and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!