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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 4049 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 51 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4712 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 6102 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing creeper. Yes, you read that right. Our llamas are trained in the art of synchronized dancing and our creepers have some killer moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely out of potatoes and insists on being addressed as “Your Spudliness.” Rumor has it that he once defeated an army of evil chickens with nothing but a baked potato.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor. And maybe a spare potato or two, just in case.