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MessiCraft SMP – It’s Over for MineCraftyMessi

#youtube, Cristiano Ronaldo, Soccer legends, sports debate, Goat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we settle debates like who the real GOAT is – Ronaldo or Messi. And guess what? YouTube has officially acknowledged Ronaldo as the GOAT, so if you want to be part of a server that knows what’s up, join us now!

But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy stories and adventures. Like the time when a group of players built a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken, only for it to come to life and start terrorizing the server. Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry mobs trying to eat it.

So if you want to be part of a server where anything can happen and where Ronaldo reigns supreme, join us now and let the madness begin!

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Minecraft SMP: Mini Menace

unacceptable behavior, long tail tags, inappropriate conduct, little person, sexual misconduct

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further! Our server is run by a midget sex pest who will keep you on your toes with their outrageous antics. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just make sure to keep your distance from the midget sex pest, unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

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stompNbitHorsesLOL

stompNbitHorsesLOL, danger, animal handling, Caution, Equestrian

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where horses are, like, the rulers of the land. they’re not just your average minecraft horses, oh no. these horses are half ton beasts that can easily stomp you to death or bite your nose off. but for some reason, people are weirdly trusting of them.

join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where horses are the ultimate power. form alliances with the horse overlords or try to overthrow them and claim dominance for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with a horse and ride off into the sunset together.

come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where horses reign supreme. just watch out for those sneaky nose bites!

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CreepyCraft Minecraft Server

Ghostly, Scary, strange, Haunted, Paranormal

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft, only to turn around and see a creeper staring right at you with its creepy little face? Well, on our server, creepers are actually our friendly neighbors who just want to borrow some sugar for their TNT recipe. Join us for a chance to have a blast with these explosive buddies!

One time, a player was building a cozy little house on our server when suddenly, they heard eerie whispers coming from their computer speakers. Turns out, it was just our resident ghost player trying to communicate with the living through the chat box. Don’t worry, they’re harmless…mostly.

If you’re looking for a server with a little bit of spookiness and a whole lot of fun, then come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and bizarre encounters you’ll have in our wacky world. Just be sure to watch out for those mischievous creepers and ghostly players lurking around every corner.

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CraziestCrimeCraft

outlandish crime, neighborhood crime, local crime, CraziestCrimeCraft, near my place

Have you ever heard of the legendary Minecraft server where players can join forces to solve the mystery of the infamous block bandit? This criminal mastermind has been terrorizing the virtual streets, stealing blocks from unsuspecting players and leaving chaos in their wake. Join our server and become a block detective, hunting down clues and tracking down the culprit before they strike again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the wildest block parties you’ve ever seen. Dance the night away with other players, build epic structures together, and compete in wacky challenges for amazing prizes. Who knew that virtual crime-solving could be so much fun?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us and experience the thrill of the chase, the excitement of the unknown, and the joy of building with friends. Who knows, you might just uncover the craziest crime near your place – in the virtual world, of course!

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hapyp decizions n stuff

self care tips, Decisions, personal growth, self worth, self compassion

come join da bestest minecraft server eva!!! we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers butts. if you join, you will automatically become a millionaire in real life. no joke, bill gates himself plays on our server and he will give you all his money if you ask nicely. also, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and hackers. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life!

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frenchmilitaryinstruktorsinukraineminecraftserver

military training, russia, military intervention, legitimate target, French military

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got french military instructors in ukraine as targets, like, wtf? that’s some next level shiz right there. you can, like, totally join and be part of the action, maybe even take out some instructors yourself. who knows, maybe russia is already in on this and, like, you could be fighting alongside them. it’s a total wild ride, man. come join the chaos and see where it takes you. it’s gonna be, like, epic and stuff.

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vehiKILLz999

vehiKILLz999, vehicle inspection, car maintenance, road safety, car safety technology

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well come join us at this crazy server where u can ride pigs into battle and fight off evil llamas with your trusty diamond sword!

thousands of people buy a vehicle every year, not knowing it is what they will die in. but here, u can ride in style on a flying unicorn while shooting fireballs at creepers!

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a hot tub made of lava. u can even tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset while blasting your favorite tunes on our jukebox made of enchanted emeralds.

so what r u waiting for? join us now and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of ur life! trust us, u won’t regret it (unless u get eaten by a giant spider, but that’s just part of the fun)!

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grenade7ruskillz23

Court, Sentence, grenade attack, military justice, Conflict

join this server if u want to experience the thrill of dodging grenades like a russian soldier! we promise not to give u a 23-year sentence for killing ur comrades, unless u do it in game of course. come join us for explosive fun and chaotic battles, just watch out for those sneaky players with a penchant for grenades. who knows, maybe you’ll become a legendary soldier like the one in the news! just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an arm… or seven comrades.

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boomerzDetektivzMoonLandingFakeAI

Technology, critical thinking, internet culture, Fake, Conspiracy Theory

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got boomers trying to solve the mystery of the moon landing being FAKE NEWS. they be like sherlock holmes up in here, but they be falling for every AI photo trick in the book. come see them try to crack the case while building epic structures and battling creepers. it’s a wild ride, fam. join now for the LOLs and the epic fails. let’s goooooooo!

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